The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Max Power]

Why are we wasting time on dead-end fads like solar energy or fossil fuels?  All this time we could have been using f****try.

We need to have 99% of North Americans be flaming homosexuals.  The sheer levels of f****try that would exist in North America if that were the case would completely free us all from our dependence on Middle Eastern oil.

Thats only all of North America though right? Hasn't Canada been using f****try for quite some time?

No, just Quebec.  In fact, Quebec solves everything using f****try.

Yes but all that f****try power derives from Celine Dion and her fanbase.

Your use of "Celine Dion" and "fanbase" confuses me.

[YRABNNRM]

Ironically, f****t equates to firewood in Britain.

And fag is a cigarrette, correct?

You can light a cigarette through f****try!

[MaC]

Today's (out of sheer randomness)

Okay infidel. You can go and surrender the holy land to the followers of a false prophet.

Yer funnie.  I'm going to go and worship that stripper right now.

That made no sense Flyers.

[YRABNNRM]

Well, first I'd check under her hood, make sure the engine is running OK.  Get a maintenance report, check the history of everything. Do a little test drive, make sure the brakes are solid.

Maybe kick her a few times, just to make sure nothing falls off and she's trying to pass herself off as a quality vehicle when she's really a piece of crap.

Yeah, that's what I'd do.

[TomC]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

Can someone please explain to me why a post that has been deleted for obscenity and harrassment can remain in the form of a quote? I mean, does the box around it make it okay? If it can stay up in this form, we need to stop deleting the original. It's either okay or it's not okay to post this. Pick one.

[YRABNNRM]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

Can someone please explain to me why a post that has been deleted for obscenity and harrassment can remain in the form of a quote? I mean, does the box around it make it okay? If it can stay up in this form, we need to stop deleting the original. It's either okay or it's not okay to post this. Pick one.

DON'T DELETE IT!

[Gabu]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

Can someone please explain to me why a post that has been deleted for obscenity and harrassment can remain in the form of a quote? I mean, does the box around it make it okay? If it can stay up in this form, we need to stop deleting the original. It's either okay or it's not okay to post this. Pick one.

I think that Dave deleted the stuff more because of its quantity, i.e., because the guy was spamming up the thread.

Still, I hope that it doesn't get deleted.  The post I quoted is a true piece of comedy gold.

[YRABNNRM]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

Can someone please explain to me why a post that has been deleted for obscenity and harrassment can remain in the form of a quote? I mean, does the box around it make it okay? If it can stay up in this form, we need to stop deleting the original. It's either okay or it's not okay to post this. Pick one.

I think that Dave deleted the stuff more because of its quantity, i.e., because the guy was spamming up the thread.

Still, I hope that it doesn't get deleted.  The post I quoted is a true piece of comedy gold.

Yea. It's a comedy goldmine...

[A18]

Where did this 'comedy goldmine' stuff come from?

The person responsible should be run over by a train.

[Gabu]

Where did this 'comedy goldmine' stuff come from?

The person responsible should be run over by a train.

You're a comedy goldmine.

[YRABNNRM]

This thread has a new title!

[ilikeverin]

This thread has a new title!

You are a comedy goldmine.

[YRABNNRM]

Some reason I always thought it was a V0031 thing...guess not...

[J. J.]

I hate to mention this, but "f****t" originally meant bundles on wood for a fire.  Because gay people use to be burnt at the stake, they were given the nickname "f****t," and possibly "flaming f****t." 

It's not really nice and I have no desire to burn anyone at the stake.

[YRABNNRM]

Indeed, Jake is most certainly not a prude in my fantasies, nor is Philip.

I was almost expecting Peter Bell to make such a comment... and he did.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Ironically, f****t equates to firewood in Britain.

Sort of; more bits of firewood tied together. Term not used so much now. f****t is also a sort of English Haggis.

[YRABNNRM]

I'd tell her I'd do it for free.

^^^^
Also, I will ensure a layer of impermeable rubber exists between us when we do get laid.

Then why bother?  Not doing it at all is more fun than doing it that way.

You must have more diseases than that monkey from Outbreak.

[Joe Republic]

Apparently, the comedy goldmine thing started on this forum in a thread that has now been deleted.  This quote is how it started:

This thread is a comedy goldmine.

You're a comedy goldmine.

You're a comedy goldmine.

You're a dirty n*gger lover.

Hey, that was uncalled for.

Notice that I edited Everett's last post.

[Joe Republic]

Oh yeah, but I was just saying that what I posted was when the whole "you're a comedy goldmine" thing started.

[Q]

I found this humorous:

im no fan of dewine, but im certainly pulling for him over g.i joe and that other inept.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Oh, a drunk Kennedy.  Some things transcend national boundaries. 

[ilikeverin]

And D-cup is too big to be attractive.

I know it is, that's why I pointed out how the obsession with big breasts is ridiculous.

There are varying degrees of 'big.' Personally, I prefer smaller breasts to those the size of beach balls, but to each his own.

I like it put it this way: A bit above average is fine, but if I sleep with her, I don't want to be smothered in my sleep by them

You sleep with women already? What happened over the past year!?

He apparently ran into the female version of opebo.

[opebo]

My parents tell me a few months before I was born they ran a red light and crashed. Had it not been for the fact they braked strong enough I would not exist as a human

Also, my mom crashed at an intersection on September 11, 2001.

In December 2003 my dad skidded on a twisty highway when it was snowing, causing him to hit a tree, which ironically stopped him from falling off a precipice (it was the Malahat for Gabu).

Aren't you Asian?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

...I am a bit afraid the government will discover that I purchased a few books from Germany.

Why?  Bestiality?

[Max Power]

It's okay. No one pays attention to skybridge anyway.