The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[YRABNNRM]

Joe,

Are you actually trying to reason with an intellectual terrorist?

More like an intellectual suicide bomber.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Toe the party line

[Joe Republic]

If Harry became the congressman for MS-03:

Well if by some fluke of nature you ended up as the Representative tomorrow I think you would probably get lynched by Sunday, or maybe Monday, since Church-going folk don't like to hang people on Sunday.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

If Harry became the congressman for MS-03:

Well if by some fluke of nature you ended up as the Representative tomorrow I think you would probably get lynched by Sunday, or maybe Monday, since Church-going folk don't like to hang people on Sunday.

You know, I suspect that there might well be a doctoral thesis to be written (if it hasn't been already) that would correlate the incidence of lynching with the day of the week.

[The Dowager Mod]

What's with all the fascist 'Democrats' here who want to keep marijuana illegal?!

You caught me man, i'm really a fascist, I even dress up like eva Braun and call my husband adolph while he invades the low countries.

Hah, 'invades the low countries'!  I like that.  I love a new euphemism.

That said, you are a fascist if you want to keep marijuana illegal.  Interestingly, many of the most amusing humorists have been fascists - Evelyn Waugh, P.G. Wodehouse, and many more.

[MaC]

In response to New Hampshire primary polls:

Santorum at 2%! Yes!

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

If she's good looking, I support the ruling, if not, I don't.

I support the idea of a "topless license". Women must apply for one and get one to go topless in public. Make it so that only women we WANT to see topless can do so.

[Speed of Sound]

correct.  and completely unacceptable to mainstream america.

Yes, we know he is a black.

[MODU]

The funniest is still alcon's comment about the mason dixon poll.

I said something amusing about a Mason-Dixon poll?

Alcon said something amusing?

Alcon?

[Bono]

The funniest is still alcon's comment about the mason dixon poll.

I said something amusing about a Mason-Dixon poll?

Alcon said something amusing?

Alcon?

?

[Sam Spade]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

[bullmoose88]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

[Sam Spade]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

[bullmoose88]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

[Sam Spade]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

[bullmoose88]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

Would you mind your choice of words *cough* blowing up inside it etc when referring to a topic of this delicate nature?

I mean, some people might be very sensitive in this area and any prodding by your remarks might set them off.

[Sam Spade]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

Would you mind your choice of words *cough* blowing up inside it etc when referring to a topic of this delicate nature?

I mean, some people might be very sensitive in this area and any prodding by your remarks might set them off.

LOL, nice comeback.

[bullmoose88]

Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

Would you mind your choice of words *cough* blowing up inside it etc when referring to a topic of this delicate nature?

I mean, some people might be very sensitive in this area and any prodding by your remarks might set them off.

LOL, nice comeback.

People tell me that subtlety is lost on me. But I tried

[Everett]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

[bullmoose88]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

[Everett]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

Dude, I could make a really perverted comment right now, but I won't... let's save that kind of trashy remark for dazzleman, shall we?

[bullmoose88]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

Dude, I could make a really perverted comment right now, but I won't... let's save that kind of trashy remark for dazzleman, shall we?

Oh Dazzleman...

Is everything I say taken seriously? If so this could prove to be a real pain in the rear, if you know what I mean

[Cubby]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

Dude, I could make a really perverted comment right now, but I won't... let's save that kind of trashy remark for dazzleman, shall we?

Oh Dazzleman...

Is everything I say taken seriously? If so this could prove to be a real pain in the rear, if you know what I mean

That made me laugh out loud. Dazzleman's casual, non-religious homophobia is just as annoying as that of a fundamentalist, only he probably thinks he's more enlightened than them.

There's nothing funnier and yet sadder than straight people talking about homosexuality.

Bullmoose don't worry you're cool. But Sam Spade is mean because he's from Texas, and that's where that guy was lynched in Brokeback Mountain

[Sam Spade]

Bullmoose don't worry you're cool. But Sam Spade is mean because he's from Texas, and that's where that guy was lynched in Brokeback Mountain

Wasn't that the movie where the filmmakers somehow tried to convince us that people who herd sheep are somehow cowboys?  I don't know because I never saw it.

Quite frankly, there's nothing funnier and yet sadder than enlightened city folk talking about rural life.

Besides, in the part of Texas that I'm from lynching is something that is used exclusively for black people and should not be sullied with anything else.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

I thought bending over forwards was what you and Sam were concerned about?