parochial boy
parochial_boy
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2020, 06:07:19 AM » |
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« Edited: October 16, 2020, 08:21:11 AM by parochial boy »
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In a controversial move, the Parochial Boy electoral commission decided to abolish the traditional Senate and board-based constituencies because "that sounds like too much work". The results of the Federal elections were as follows, with leaders and federal councillors based on my subjective perception of who came up the most often:
The Atlas People's Party - 31.3% - 67 seats Leader: PR
The 1930s Socialist Party - 15.4% 33 seats Collective Leadership: Big Abraham-Nathan
The Inferior linguistic Regions independence party - 15.4% 33 seats Leader: Battista Minola
The future's f**cked so might as well vote Green party - 13.1% - 28 seats Leader: Zinneke
The Exasperated adult in the room party - 8.9% - 19 seats Leader: DC Al Fine
The Disdainful Ivory Tower Intellectual party - 7.9% - 17 seats Collective leadership: Filuwaurdjan-Smilo
The Middle Eastern Cuisine Liberation Front - 3.3% - 1 seat Note - theoretically entitled to 7 seats, but HCP is the only member, so...
The "how did we wind up in the same" Party? - 2.3% - 5 seats Collective leadership: Peenie Weenie - Cassius
Assorted random others - 2.3% - 5 seats
In the Federal council election, the People's party's shock bad result means it lost a seat in favour of the Ivory Tower party, whose new federal councillor, Cath is expected to be an ally of the Exasperated Adults and Socialists in pushing for more moaning about how things were better in the good old days.
Federal Councillors are
People's Party - Alex, Clarko
Socialist Pary - Tony
Independence party - Palandio
Green - Estrella
Exasperated Adult - Averroes
Ivory Tower - Cath
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