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President Johnson
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« on: September 05, 2020, 03:05:33 PM »

Trump cancelling ads in Arizona, best response:

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President Johnson
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2020, 04:03:44 AM »

This is such a cucked out move. Instead Biden should replace his existing negative ads with new ones blasting Trump for holding a fundraiser while he knew he was at risk.

All the Democrats have is hate, hate, hate.

This you?
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President Johnson
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E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2020, 05:37:42 AM »

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President Johnson
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2020, 05:27:56 AM »

Bragging rights for Romney if Trump falls below 47.15 (that's what Romney got in 2012, some sites have it at 47.2).

Always loved the irony that Romney got 47%.

Between that and now the 306 table turn, the election gods clearly have a sense of humor.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2020, 05:08:05 PM »

Well that settles it, According to the secret 28th amendment, only Ohio and Florida have valid electors
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President Johnson
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2021, 03:39:45 PM »

The kinds of scandals we didn't have under Mr. Donald J. Trump. To the best of my knowledge, Lindsey Graham didn't bite anyone physically.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2021, 02:03:39 PM »

I love Austrians. They've managed to convince the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2021, 03:51:53 AM »

Imagine spending your Saturday night going to listen to an unemployed Florida man ramble about bs.


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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2021, 01:20:49 PM »

When a socialist suddenly turns into an anarcho-capitalist. Grin
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2021, 03:40:25 PM »

How will this affect the 2182 midterm elections? Discuss with maps.
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President Johnson
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2021, 02:57:32 PM »

2012: Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.

2021: Steve Bannon is indicted and Britney is free.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2021, 04:18:09 PM »

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President Johnson
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2022, 05:07:17 AM »



Should've been $351 million.  Unbelievable how weak this president is, never willing to go as far as he needs to to defend Ukraine.

Trump would have given them $352 million in aid and been on the front lines himself riding a tank into battle with a rocket launcher aimed right at Putin's dacha.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2022, 01:40:45 PM »

MiddleRoad, I served with bronz. I knew bronz. Bronz was a friend of mine. MiddleRoad, you're no bronze threaf.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2022, 03:49:43 PM »

Question: What's the Republican proposal to reform the immigration system?

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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2022, 04:08:40 AM »

Someone should actually say this to Trump: If an election was actually stolen while you were president then you miserably failed at doing your job and failed the oath you had taken.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2022, 02:22:41 PM »

Who would enforce Marshall Law, the Gazpacho police?
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2022, 03:18:21 PM »

This is why, kids, you should not drink and text.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2023, 11:40:13 AM »

Jordan is merely jealous that plankton and salmon actually contributes something useful to society as a whole, unlike him.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2023, 03:23:29 PM »

If there was a mathematical equation to determine how punchable someone's face is, it would be called The Gaetz Quotent
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2024, 02:30:49 PM »

Abbott is just one of those mainstream conservatives who thinks that life starts at conception and ends at birth.
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2024, 03:38:56 PM »

A loser from the 2020 primary endorses another loser running in 2024. And tells another loser to drop out. Yawn
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President Johnson
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Posts: 28,906
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -4.70


« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2024, 02:19:14 PM »

If Ukrainians were really Nazis MTG would be sponsoring a bill to give Ukraine a trillion dollars.
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