Phil's Girlfriend (D) vs. Flyers' dad (R)

[nini2287]

Both of them represent the near-polar opposites of their relatives (or boyfriends).

Would Phil and Flyers be able to put politics aside for this vote?

For the record: Flyers' dad/Flyers' dad.

[2952-0-0]

What are their views on issues?

[Hatman 🍁]

Phil's girlfriend is a sellout

[nini2287]

What are their views on issues?

Phil's girlfriend is essentially the opposite of Phil, very liberal, hates Santorum and I believe is a self-described socialist.

Flyers' dad is a staunchly pro-life, populist-leaning religous conservative.

[TeePee4Prez]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

[bullmoose88]

Ugh...tough choice here.

Probably flyers dad...but it would be tough

[nini2287]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

[CheeseWhiz]

Probably Flyer's dad, but I'm really not sure.

[opebo]

Phil's girlfirend, of course.  Both Phil and Flyer's dad should be fed to the lions.

[© tweed]

Isn't Flyers' dad a populist union Democrat?  I seem to remember him saying something along those lines.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

[Frodo]

Flyers' dad, probably. 

[Frodo]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

Did you actually meet her?  If not, how would you know this?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

Did you actually meet her?  If not, how would you know this?

From what Phil said. He said that while she's socially liberal she hates people who are sex crazed and alcohol and plans on never drinking.

[Frodo]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

Did you actually meet her?  If not, how would you know this?

From what Phil said. He said that while she's socially liberal she hates people who are sex crazed and alcohol and plans on never drinking.

Just because she isn't as sex-crazed as you does not make her a prude -unless these words come directly from Keystone Phil.  There are plenty of women who enjoy sex for its own sake, and yet don't quite obsess over it the way you do. 

[MasterJedi]

Flyers' dad/Flyers' dad

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

Did you actually meet her?  If not, how would you know this?

From what Phil said. He said that while she's socially liberal she hates people who are sex crazed and alcohol and plans on never drinking.

Just because she isn't as sex-crazed as you does not make her a prude -unless these words come directly from Keystone Phil.  There are plenty of women who enjoy sex for its own sake, and yet don't quite obsess over it the way you do. 

Well apparentely she sees eye to eye with Phil on this and I consider Phil a huge prude, so there you go.

[Frodo]

Whatever made you come up with this?  I never met Phil's girlfriend and don't know her views exactly so even I can't make a judgment just yet.  To clarify my dad is voting for Bob Casey.  He is essentially an Al clone.

I dunno, the idea just randomly popped into my head.  Phil's girlfiend is essentially the opposite politically of him.

Not true. She's also a prude. I'd still vote for her though.

Did you actually meet her?  If not, how would you know this?

From what Phil said. He said that while she's socially liberal she hates people who are sex crazed and alcohol and plans on never drinking.

Just because she isn't as sex-crazed as you does not make her a prude -unless these words come directly from Keystone Phil.  There are plenty of women who enjoy sex for its own sake, and yet don't quite obsess over it the way you do. 

Well apparentely she sees eye to eye with Phil on this and I consider Phil a huge prude, so there you go.

This conversation is veering in a direction I do not care to go, but this much I will say -and no more:

There are details of her life none of us (except, perhaps Phil himself) know about -so let's avoid passing judgment and affixing labels on people we never met either in person, or online.  You don't know if she has had previous sexual experience or not -and she may simply be waiting until Phil is himself comfortable with doing it.  Or I could be totally wrong and she may in fact be what Phil envisions her as being -a virgin. 

The fact is, you never know.
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I'm ending my part of this conversation here and now.     

[Everett]

Oh yes; BRTD isn't worth your time, Frodo. Anyone who doesn't seem like a sex-raving lunatic trisexual stripper type is automatically a prude, regardless of how much or how little he knows about the person.

[opebo]

Oh yes; BRTD isn't worth your time, Frodo. Anyone who doesn't seem like a sex-raving lunatic trisexual stripper type is automatically a prude, regardless of how much or how little he knows about the person.

I believe the person in question is an adult virgin, so she is a prude.   It may be the result of indoctrination in a cult during her youth, or perhaps rape.  Either of these has a similar effect.

[Everett]

Oh yes; BRTD isn't worth your time, Frodo. Anyone who doesn't seem like a sex-raving lunatic trisexual stripper type is automatically a prude, regardless of how much or how little he knows about the person.

I believe the person in question is an adult virgin, so she is a prude.   It may be the result of indoctrination in a cult during her youth, or perhaps rape.  Either of these has a similar effect.

How the bloody hell can one be an adult virgin after being raped, opebo? Do you not have any knowledge of the bodily functions that you proport to have such vast experience and expertise regarding, or are you simply an adult prude also, one who knows nothing of reproductive functions and instead fakes having extreme amounts of experience in a petty, vain attempt to fool others into accepting your, ah, greater knowledge regarding petty matters? Perhaps you need to get out of the closet and admit that you haven't had one bloody sexual encounter in your thirty-seven odd years; otherwise, I shall continue assuming by your blatant, exaggerated demeanor that you are not only perfectly well virgin but a bloody, obnoxious phony persona created by a bloody, obnoxious thirteen-year-old who knows absolutely bloody nothing of politics or people or dating or reproductive matters. And should you in any way respond to or become infuriated by this post, you will simply prove my points. So think twice before hitting the "reply" button to assault my theories with a bunch of rubbish and dumpster mould.

Or, perhaps there is another possibility; as v0031 said somewhere, "Some thing wrong with your brain!". You proport to have such an objective view on things, and then you subjectively label people who you believe not to like, from knowing absolutely nothing about them, giving petty excuses for your subjective labels whilst doing so.

[WalterMitty]

flyer's dad's political views seem pretty damn horrible.

so of course id vote for phil's girlfriend.

[opebo]

Oh yes; BRTD isn't worth your time, Frodo. Anyone who doesn't seem like a sex-raving lunatic trisexual stripper type is automatically a prude, regardless of how much or how little he knows about the person.

I believe the person in question is an adult virgin, so she is a prude.   It may be the result of indoctrination in a cult during her youth, or perhaps rape.  Either of these has a similar effect.

How the bloody hell can one be an adult virgin after being raped, opebo?

Hah, now that is funny, Everett.  I was of course referring to her prude-hood, not her virginity.  It is possible, certainly, to be a prude without being a virgin.  Besides, your assumption that rape would necessarily break the hymen is erroneous - there are at least two other apertures which could be violated by the offender! 

[TeePee4Prez]

flyer's dad's political views seem pretty damn horrible.

so of course id vote for phil's girlfriend.

I'd say replace your plus scores with minuses and your minus with a plus and you'd pretty much have my dad.

[minionofmidas]

Pictures of the candidates please. I'm a shallow person and vote on people's looks. [/dumb post]