URP Recrutment Drive

[Kevin]

Who here wants to join the URP (United Reform Party)?

[Ebowed]

You could consider joining.  You're currently an Independent on the voter rolls.

[Kevin]

Do You want to join?

[Joe Republic]

Do You want to join?

Do you?  You haven't actually joined the URP yet.

[Kevin]

Yes I do and I want other people to join with me and form a party!

[Yates]

What is your party platform?

[Kevin]

Abortion-Opposes exept in the case of rape and incest.

Gun Control-Opposes exept in the case of convited felons.

Gay Marrige- Supports Civil Unions.

Enivorment-Supports cleaner air standerds and joining the Koyoto Treaty and other initves to help protect the Enivorment.

Health Care- Supports Universal Health Care coverge for those who can't afford it.

Soical Security-Supports the privitazan of Soical Security.

Immagration- opposes illagal immagrents are costing Altlesan tax dollars and jobs.

War in Iraq-Supports but thinks timetable for withdrawal should be made.

Taxes-Supports Flat Tax.                   

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Gun Control-Support exept in the case of convited felons.           

Good one...really criminals are the only people who should have guns.

[nini2287]

"Privitazan" sounds like a prehistoric era.

[Yates]

You have quite a moderate platform, Kevin.

[Kevin]

Thank you Yates.

[Kevin]

Heres more.

Defense Spending-Supports incresing Defense Spending especally on programs like Star Wars, Special Forces, and, Intel.

Foreign Policy-We belive our nation is living in challaging times especally with the War On Terror and one of the many proposals we support is a Leauge Of Democracy to encourge the spread and renforcing of Democracy around the Globe. 

[MAS117]

I agree with Kevin, increase the Star Wars funding.

[Kevin]

     However I do support cutting some Military programs such as the B-1/B-2 Stealth Bomber because I feel it hasn't been a very successful tool of war. the money used on this failed program could better be used to improve logistics and the quilty of equipment of our troops serving in the field. 

[Jake]

I agree with Kevin, increase the Star Wars funding.

Yep. They need to make the last three movies.

[Kevin]

LOL! That's really funny and that is what I was kinda thinking too! 

[YRABNNRM]

I oppose an increase in the funding of Star Wars. It is shown in the last three films that special effects have taken away from the story. If we increase the funding this will only get worse. I cannot support a candidate that believes this.

[Kevin]

I think they should spend more money on the plot not the special effects.

[YRABNNRM]

I think they should spend more money on the plot not the special effects.

How would they do that? Buy better paper?

[Ebowed]

I think they should spend more money on the plot not the special effects.

Would you care to provide a list of movies that will receive this increase in funding for better flops?  As an official representative of the Association of People Who Made Bad Movies That Could Have Been Better if the Government Had Funded their Plots (APWMBMTCHBBGHFP), I'm specificially thinking of could-have-been greats such as "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" and "Baby Geniuses 2" and "Gigli."  Any interest?

[Kevin]

No Hire better actors.

[afleitch]

Gigli took several hours of my life that I can never have back I would support any move that would stop such movies taking away precious hours

[MasterJedi]

Gigli took several hours of my life that I can never have back I would support any move that would stop such movies taking away precious hours

You could try from a brain from the wonderful  wizard of Oz.

[Kevin]

Correction on the Gun Control plank I meant opposes exept in the case of convited felons.

[afleitch]

I had no choice. At least my sister paid for it