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*We see CheeseWhiz holding an axe, chopping at a tree*
How many people have
said they’re going to cut Government?
(Axe swooshes and chops)
Now, how many have actually
done it?
(SWOOSH, CHOP!)
Sure, they’ll cut the little Programs
(CHOP, the axe rests into tree while CheeseWhiz wipes his brow)
But most even kick and scream about that.
(Cheese picks axe back up)
They seem to think nothing can survive without Government funding
(CHOP)
When the Senate cut NEA funding, people said they had brought an end to Art.
(CHOP)
People said that CheeseWhiz’ proposition to switch from a Public Schools System in favor of Public Learning Centers, would end educated learning, and destroy the economy.
(CHOP)
People
say they’ll cut Government Spending, but are they actually doing it?
(CHOP)
CheeseWhiz will.
(SWOOSH, CHOP! The tree falls)
CheeseWhiz recognizes that we’re in a deficit, and he will work with other Senators to get us out of it.
(CheeseWhiz and an unidentified Senator vigorously using a crosscut saw to cut down a big tree)
CheeseWhiz will work to privatize Health Care
(A chainsaw slices through a giant tree)
And Social Security.
(CheeseWhiz whacks a tree hard with an axe)
CheeseWhiz will work toward smarter spending on Defense
(Cheese uses lopping shears to cut off the excess branches.)
When they’ve gotten their Deficits down, CheeseWhiz hopes to give control of the roads to the Regions.
(CheeseWhiz transplants a tree)
But CheeseWhiz won’t stop with the big programs, he hopes to rid Atlasia of the CPS, and reassign their duties to the Police Department.
(Much smaller tree gets cut down by a chainsaw)
A vote for CheeseWhiz is a vote for lower taxes.. The less Government there is, less has to be taken out of your wallet to fund it. (axe cuts down another tree) CheeseWhiz will work hard to cut back Federal Government Bureaucracy, and allow the Regions to pick up the programs that they need, because CheeseWhiz believes that the Federal Government should have the
least power, (another tree falls) and Individuals the most. (CheeseWhiz shoulders the axe)
I’m CheeseWhiz, and I
approved this message.
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Note: CheeseWhiz would never cut down a tree because he really likes trees. Plus, CheeseWhiz is scared to death of sharp objects, so he’d never handle anything more than a knife
