Announcement from Northeast Philadelphia

[Keystone Phil]

Keystone Phil slowly strides to a podium set up in front of his residence. There is a sign that is attached to the podium that reads Keystone Phil for Senate? He begins to speak to the gathered press and a few supporters.

Good afternoon. Today, in the spirit of former Senate Michael Naso, Jr., I am here to announce that I will not be running for the district 2 Senate seat currently held by Senator Al. That is all. Thank you!

Phil pulls out a giant black marker and writes NO on the Keystone Phil for Senate? sign.

[True Democrat]

Best of luck to you.

[Max Power]

So.....who is going to run? I'd like another interesting race thank-you very much.

[Keystone Phil]

Best of luck to you.

I need all the luck I can get in my non-campaign.

[Max Power]

Best of luck to you.

Oh, trust me, he'll need it. It will cost him a lot of money.

[© tweed]

So.....who is going to run? I'd like another interesting race thank-you very much.

You're probably going to run

[Max Power]

So.....who is going to run? I'd like another interesting race thank-you very much.

You're probably going to run

I doubt it.

[CheeseWhiz]

So.....who is going to run? I'd like another interesting race thank-you very much.

You're probably going to run

MAX POWER FOR SENATE!!!

I like Al and all, but races with only one candidate are sooo boring!

P.S. Somebody needs to run against me, too.  Is BRTD up for a rematch?

[Joe Republic]

Good non-luck to you, Phil.  I'm sure your non-campaign will be very spirited.

[Keystone Phil]

Good non-luck to you, Phil.  I'm sure your non-campaign will be very spirited.

The first time PBrunsel ran a non-campaign he won the Governorship!