How is this "BREAKING" news.
BREAKING news is when a candidate suddenly makes a surprise entrance into the race. BREAKING news is when shots are fired on a university campus or in a house of worship. BREAKING news is when a thousand year old cathedral burns down. BREAKING news is when Joan Rivers died after a botched neck lift.
This isn't breaking news. It's weird news. It's kinda funny news (actually not really because sexual assault is never funny) I guess, but it isn't breaking news.
I can agree with that.