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« on: November 08, 2005, 02:05:20 PM »
We control the voting machines!! Woo-hoo!! Go Kilgore!

http://www.wdbj7.com/Global/story.asp?S=4089899
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2005, 02:11:11 PM »
Oh, you mean more Democrats are too stupid to vote?
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2005, 02:13:21 PM »
Right that's the answer.
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TheresNoMoney
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2005, 02:14:35 PM »
AuH2O, I do agree with you that Democrats are stupid but I still think it's great that we're able to control the voting machines!!

Mr. Kilgore is a guaranteed winner today! Thank you Diebold! Man, being a Republican is great.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2005, 02:19:13 PM »
Diebold makes ATM machines that print receipts.  Their voting machines should print receipts too.  Seems simple enough.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2005, 02:19:29 PM »

I agree! Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2005, 02:20:19 PM »
It's not hard to make a pro-GOP machine. Design it so that, in order to use the machine, your IQ must be over 30. That wipes out 5-10% of Democrats right off the top.
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2005, 02:23:45 PM »
With Diebold, we will never lose another election!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2005, 02:24:42 PM »
Quote from: AuH2O on November 08, 2005, 02:20:19 PM
It's not hard to make a pro-GOP machine. Design it so that, in order to use the machine, your IQ must be over 30. That wipes out 5-10% of Democrats right off the top.

Hey!  Not a bad idea.  That would instantly whipe out 99% of Republican rednecks.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2005, 02:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Republican Apologist on November 08, 2005, 02:23:45 PM
With Diebold, we will never lose another election!!

So does that mean if Kaine wins you get to be a stupid, irritating Democrat again, instead of being a stupid, irritating a-hole?
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2005, 02:26:23 PM »
Quote from: AuH2O on November 08, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
So does that mean if Kaine wins you get to be a stupid, irritating Democrat again, instead of being a stupid, irritating a-hole?

Don't know what you're talking about AuH2O, this one's in the bag for us. We should be celebrating right now.
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2005, 02:27:28 PM »
Have it your way. Didn't realize you and jfern were in some kind of competition for being the worst poster on Atlas.
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2005, 02:30:52 PM »
Now I just need to find a way to bring those Diebold machines here to New Hampshire and get rid of those crappy paper ballots we use in our elections.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2005, 02:51:46 PM »
Calm down kids. The election is not even over yet.
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2005, 03:36:44 PM »
Do you know the stuff Dems in my city pull? Are you aware of how scary elections can be in parts of my city? It's fine that you want to talk about a problem but your poor attempts at blaming everything on the GOP are getting very old.
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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2005, 03:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 08, 2005, 03:36:44 PM
It's fine that you want to talk about a problem but your poor attempts at blaming everything on the GOP are getting very old.

Blaming the GOP? I'm celebrating!! I love the fact that we control the voting machines!
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2005, 04:03:59 PM »
Wow, Scoonie has taken on a whole new level of idiocy that I didn't think was even possible.
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2005, 06:03:08 PM »
Here are some better links.

GAO report:
http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d05956.pdf

Congressman John Conyer's reponse:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/10/21/115027/30
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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2005, 06:27:31 PM »
Scoonie quit trolling.
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2005, 06:28:37 PM »
Quote from: AuH2O on November 08, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Republican Apologist on November 08, 2005, 02:23:45 PM
With Diebold, we will never lose another election!!

So does that mean if Kaine wins you get to be a stupid, irritating Democrat again, instead of being a stupid, irritating a-hole?

Thank you for this, AuH2O.  But me thinks that Republican Apologist has no clue what you are writing about here. 

This makes me again hope it's an outright Kaine win, just so, yes these type of pollsters (or trolls as I like to call them) might start leaving this forum and leave it for more intelligent postings.

Of course I'm guilty of, today, responding to another stupid one of Republican Apologist's postings on another topic post.  Won't do that again.
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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2005, 06:29:31 PM »

It's in their nature, they can't. Smiley
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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2005, 07:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Republican Apologist on November 08, 2005, 03:39:52 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 08, 2005, 03:36:44 PM
It's fine that you want to talk about a problem but your poor attempts at blaming everything on the GOP are getting very old.

Blaming the GOP? I'm celebrating!! I love the fact that we control the voting machines!

Scoonie, nobody is buying your sudden conversion into a GOP straw man. 
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2005, 09:30:57 AM »
Scoonie, change your avatar back to red right now and stop being a silly arse Wink. Blue doesn't suit you

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