National Headquarters of the Hoxhaist Party

[Dr. MB]

As founder and self-appointed First Secretary of the Central Committee of the Hoxhaist Party of Atlasia, I am very proud to announce that we are now an official party.

Our platform is simple:
1) Abolish the regions of Atlasia, the people only need one leader
2) Ban the revisionist Labor Party (which doesn't come close to the greatness of the Party of Labour of Albania) and all other parties besides the Alaskan Independence Party
3) Support the people of the great nation of Alaska in their struggle against imperialist tyranny
4) Mandatory bisexuality
5) Build at least 150 million bunkers to protect ourselves from nuclear attack
6) Rename the position of President to Premier, and take away all its power and give it to the First Secretary of the Hoxhaist Party
7) Rename the position of Vice President to Deputy Premier
8 ) Abolish Congress and transfer all its power to the Politburo of the Hoxhaist Party
9) Free gender reassignment surgery and promotion of the trans agenda

Remember, WE are on your side.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

We thank you for your support of our struggle!

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Now this is something I can get behind!

[Dr. MB]

We now have an official party logo!

[Former President tack50]

>Abolish the regions
>Give Alaska independence

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Endorsed for 2nd pref

[fhtagn]

Endorsed for 2nd pref

[Galaxie]

Honestly... hell yeah

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Put in benefits for transgenderism (like, you don't even have to make it mandatory though that'd make me even more likely to support you) and I'm in for 2nd pref.

[Dr. MB]

Put in benefits for transgenderism (like, you don't even have to make it mandatory though that'd make me even more likely to support you) and I'm in for 2nd pref.

done

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

That point when you remember that secessionists and marxist totalitarians have one rather glaring and inconvenient historical reality in common. They both supported systems built on slavery.

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

[Former President tack50]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

I thought Koopa was a Fed though? 

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

I thought Koopa was a Fed though? 

Being a fed /=/ supporting the duopoly

[Terry the Fat Shark]

In light of recent events, I reaffirm my intent to 2nd pref this ticket.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

It's sad seeing all of these tickets collapse and change. But the Hoxhaist ticket has been reliably consistent. MB/Koopa is the ticket of unity, strength, and not giving up.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

In light of recent events, I reaffirm my intent to 2nd pref this ticket.

[Dr. MB]

In light of recent events, I reaffirm my intent to 1st pref this ticket.

It's sad seeing all of these tickets collapse and change. But the Hoxhaist ticket has been reliably consistent. MB/Koopa is the ticket of unity, strength, and not giving up.

Very true. Well said.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

Koopa was a Federalist until like today and YE is from the Peace Party 

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

Koopa was a Federalist until like today and YE is from the Peace Party 

Koopa isn't running on the Fed ticket, and YE is running on the Labor ticket. My point still stands.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

VOTE FOR MB
AND KOOPA
FOR PREMIER
AND DEPUTY
PREMIER,
OR ELSE
YOU WILL
GET GULAG.
THERE WILL
BE ZERO
EXCEPTIONS.

[Comrade Funk]

I'm convinced!

[Former President tack50]

I'm convinced!

[Dr. MB]

VOTE FOR MB
AND KOOPA
FOR PREMIER
AND DEPUTY
PREMIER,
OR ELSE
YOU WILL
GET GULAG.
THERE WILL
BE ZERO
EXCEPTIONS.

1 day left to vote, mis amigos

[Dr. MB]

Well, my friends, that was fun. But y'all didn't vote for me. Gulags for all I guess, unless you're one of the 9 people who supported our brave and noble fight. But, now I have no system to implement the gulags. Sad. Oh well. Adios Atlasia, I won't miss you.