Please come back guys

[MaC]

Right now I'm stationed at the Colorado-NewMexico border. And I have been called up to work for the Atlasian Army.  I don't want to be here, but I have to be.  I really wish you guys would come back to the union.  We might not have a clear winner on your senate race or our presidential race, but we can figure things out.  Because you've suceeded, you already have attention and I'm sure whomever our new president is, they'd be happy to help work out what differences you may have.  Please come back, even if you don't want to, I personally want a happy country-and so does this kitten

[ilikeverin]

Minnesota hasn't seceded... we're fence sitters

BTW, KITTY!

*snuggles kitty*

[CheeseWhiz]

lol to the kitten part!  Anyway, right now I’m highly considering coming back, but the way most people are reacting to this keeps reminding me of why I seceded in the first place.

[afleitch]

That kitten sure is tempting...

[MasterJedi]

Seriously guys come back! The reforms will take place, I guarentee that. And the Midwest will have someone from this revolution in it. (I'm pretty sure you guys will still have that runnoff) and either one of you can strongly push for these reforms without secession.

All I have to say is that running away from the problem isn't fixing it. Accept that there's a problem and embrace it so we can fix this thing together.

[afleitch]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

[DanielX]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

As far as Atlasia is concerned, there is no nation.  No one has recognized it as a nation and therefor it is still our land.

Why, I do believe North Cyprus and Somaliland have recognized our independence...

[MAS117]

I have ordered General Cereals troops to take post stretching from the New Mexico to Oklahoma border.

[ilikeverin]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

As far as Atlasia is concerned, there is no nation.  No one has recognized it as a nation and therefor it is still our land.

Why, I do believe North Cyprus and Somaliland have recognized our independence...

YAY SOMALILAND

[Inmate Trump]

I, for one, wouldn't support any sort of reintegration.

[ilikeverin]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

As far as Atlasia is concerned, there is no nation.  No one has recognized it as a nation and therefor it is still our land.

Why, I do believe North Cyprus and Somaliland have recognized our independence...

YAY SOMALILAND

I'm glad our SoFA enjoys the successes of the enemy...

Somaliland is our enemy?

[MaC]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

As far as Atlasia is concerned, there is no nation.  No one has recognized it as a nation and therefor it is still our land.

Why, I do believe North Cyprus and Somaliland have recognized our independence...

YAY SOMALILAND

I'm glad our SoFA enjoys the successes of the enemy...

Fezzy, they are not the enemy.  I don't want anyone to think of them as such, and that's because I consider them equally as important and valid as the rest of us.

[MaC]

Update- this puppy also wants you back

Other cute animals also stongly want the midwest to come back..

[MaC]

As a state of war now exists, the primary concern is the defence of our nation.

As far as Atlasia is concerned, there is no nation.  No one has recognized it as a nation and therefor it is still our land.

Why, I do believe North Cyprus and Somaliland have recognized our independence...

YAY SOMALILAND

I'm glad our SoFA enjoys the successes of the enemy...

Fezzy, they are not the enemy.  I don't want anyone to think of them as such, and that's because I consider them equally as important and valid as the rest of us.

Well, I see those who steal the land of my people as the enemy.  And Verin, no Somaliland is not our enemy but the success West Atlasia achieved by being recognized as a nation is our enemy's success.

Well, obviously their greivances have escalated so high that they feel they need to do something desperate to be heard.  In any case, we should hear them out before being hostile to them.

[MaC]

Right now I'm stationed at the Colorado-NewMexico border. And I have been called up to work for the Atlasian Army.  I don't want to be here, but I have to be.  I really wish you guys would come back to the union.  We might not have a clear winner on your senate race or our presidential race, but we can figure things out.  Because you've suceeded, you already have attention and I'm sure whomever our new president is, they'd be happy to help work out what differences you may have.  Please come back, even if you don't want to, I personally want a happy country-and so does this kitten

Ah, this is more like it-trying to get a grasp of the seceeding territory



Well, thankfully four of those states that I thought were aren't really seceeding.  I got some bad intelligence.  BAD!  BAD INTELLIGENCE! 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Minnesota shall not secede! My socialist partisan forces are stationed throughout the state and will attack any attempts to seize it. We are also launching border raids into South Dakota. LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!

[MaC]

Please Mr. BRTD, I request that you do not attack the midwest.  We must understand that they have not hurt anybody, and it pains me to be a libertarian in a situation against a libertarian controlled territory.  Perhaps you could help in negotiations--if they come back to the union, 30% of strip club capital will go to help the midwesterners-or something like that...

Either way, in order to establish a less hostile environment I have dismissed 60% of my troops, and 30% are on call.  Only 10% are still guarding the border, but they share my sentiment that we can work this out peacefully.

In addition TROLL (Texas Reformation of Liberties Legion) led by Killerpollo has been called back from aiding my military.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In that case we shall agree to a cease-fire, but our forces will set up camps along the border, and will not tolerate any forces from the Midwest moving into Minnesota. We also demand that they remove all current strip club regulations and will attack if any strip clubs are closed down by the forces. Now after being under much stress I must wind down and go get some R & R with one of my female guerillas.

[Everett]

For god's sake your obsession with strip clubs is pathetic.

[MaC]

In that case we shall agree to a cease-fire, but our forces will set up camps along the border, and will not tolerate any forces from the Midwest moving into Minnesota. We also demand that they remove all current strip club regulations and will attack if any strip clubs are closed down by the forces. Now after being under much stress I must wind down and go get some R & R with one of my female guerillas.

BRTD, we will not enter Minnesota.  None of the midwestern rebels are in states bordering Minnesota so it wouldn't be worth my time to try.  Even if strategically they tried to spite me by moving to another state, I can still access any state without going through Minnesota.  I really hope it doesn't get that bad though.  Midwest, once again I must say that I really want you guys to rejoin, but if you need anything, I'll be there to help out-especially with helping with negotiations...

[KillerPollo]

For god's sake your obsession with strip clubs is pathetic.

Agreed. Also, don't come to TX and spread your twisted minded ideologies here!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In that case we shall agree to a cease-fire, but our forces will set up camps along the border, and will not tolerate any forces from the Midwest moving into Minnesota. We also demand that they remove all current strip club regulations and will attack if any strip clubs are closed down by the forces. Now after being under much stress I must wind down and go get some R & R with one of my female guerillas.

BRTD, we will not enter Minnesota.  None of the midwestern rebels are in states bordering Minnesota so it wouldn't be worth my time to try.  Even if strategically they tried to spite me by moving to another state, I can still access any state without going through Minnesota.  I really hope it doesn't get that bad though.  Midwest, once again I must say that I really want you guys to rejoin, but if you need anything, I'll be there to help out-especially with helping with negotiations...

South Dakota DOES border Minnesota. I have no problem with Atlasian Armed Forces moving through Minnesota. It is the seccesionists who are ripping apart region, and if they try to irredentisticaly take Minnesota, we shall resist. We shall not surrender to their plutocratic regime!

[Everett]

How many times do I have to say this for anyone to get it into their thick skull?

The Midwest has NO intentions of invading any other states, even neighbouring ones.

[MaC]

How many times do I have to say this for anyone to get it into their thick skull?

The Midwest has NO intentions of invading any other states, even neighbouring ones.

The Atlasian army is now withdrawing the rest of our troops.

[KillerPollo]

How many times do I have to say this for anyone to get it into their thick skull?

The Midwest has NO intentions of invading any other states, even neighbouring ones.

The Atlasian army is now withdrawing the rest of our troops.

OK. T.R.O.L.L. militants will fall back to their camps.