Meanwhile in Australia

[DINGO Joe]

MASSIVE SEMEN EXPLOSION AFTER BLAZE HITS BULL ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION FACILITY, FIREFIGHTERS FORCED TO DODGE 'PROJECTILES'

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673

RIP Mec

I bet the Mooslims were behind this.

[DINGO Joe]

From what I've read, Australia has been burning for quite awhile now (2-3 months) and it's been burning the "nicer" parts of the country than it usually does. 

Why would somebody from Australia go on vacation to Hawaii anyway (aside to get away from all the smoke)?  It seems a bit redundant.

Morrison seems like an empty turd so he'll make a good whipping boy for the country's general failings.

[DINGO Joe]

Morrison has nothing to do with the Fire Service. They are all state based.

Half of Kangaroo Island's Koala population has perished in the fire.

Well, if your using the Navy to evacuate people off of beaches and calling up reserves to fight the fires you might as well accept you're a fire fighter now.  Saying it's not your job and then trying to visit the people whose town burned down ain't gonna cut it.

[DINGO Joe]

Australia has another menace almost as great as fire--camels!

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-51032145