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« on: November 09, 2018, 02:58:44 AM »
« edited: November 07, 2019, 01:34:34 PM by Austere Religious Scholar »

Muslim dude randomly attacking people in Bourke St in Melbourne VIC this afternoon:

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/video-the-moment-police-shot-man-in-bourke-street-20181109-p50f61.html

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-09/bourke-st-attacker-shot-after-car-fire-stabbings-one-dead/10483608

Live now. Just finished.

Four days later:

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-14/security-guard-shadi-describes-bourke-street-attack/10497676
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2018, 01:26:23 AM »
« Edited: November 14, 2018, 05:58:38 AM by Meclazine »

Geez,

Keep away from Melbourne CBD.

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-14/guilty-verdicts-in-melbourne-christmas-terror-plot/10423772

Three islamic extremists found guilty of planning to stab and slice random members of the Australian public in downtown Melbourne.



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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2018, 06:26:28 AM »
« Edited: September 17, 2019, 07:57:41 PM by Roy Rogers McFreely »

Three more terrorist-related arrests.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-20/three-men-charged-with-planning-a-terrorist-act-in-melbourne/10513328

Three Turkish bro’s have been arrested suspected of alleged terrorist offences where they planned to inflict maximum casualities in a crowded Melbourne place with the use of semi-automatic rifles.

Melbourne has become a global hotbed on ineffective muslim terrorists.

The Australian government has now asked all social media companies to provide decryption on their encrypted messaging systems.

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2018, 02:59:23 PM »
« Edited: September 17, 2019, 07:58:27 PM by Roy Rogers McFreely »

As a bearded Middle-Eastern man I take offense at this comment.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2019, 07:33:55 AM »
« Edited: September 17, 2019, 07:55:44 PM by Roy Rogers McFreely »

Meanwhile in Iran, Australians thrown in jail.

https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/09/14/middleeast/iran-australian-academic-kylie-moore-gilbert-intl/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fedition.cnn.com%2F

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-14/australian-academic-jailed-iran-named-kylie-moore-gilbert/11513580?pfmredir=sm

Normally would be bashing Iran to death on this one, but two of these people are from my home town.

First problem: Pompous do-gooders from Cottesloe whose are on a permanent Instagram "Look at how good my life is" world tour.

They actually should be thrown in jail for that.

Second problem: They were filming the Iranian countryside with a drone.

Lucky they didn't get their heads sliced off in Pakistan on the way there.

The other academic woman from Melbourne just got found guilty (of something) and received 10 years jail. She is 20/10 on a cuteness scale, not an attribute one wants to score highly on in the Iranian jail system.


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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2019, 06:54:33 AM »
« Edited: September 17, 2019, 06:34:40 PM by Meclazine »

Diving from the skies, Australia has two nasty types of attacking birds.

They divebomb their human targets like Stukas in WWII.

Magpies:
https://youtu.be/47dmip4eJtA

Plovers:
https://youtu.be/ZhH2tDj7QK0

Plovers are demonic and used to scare the living Bejesus out of me.

Anyway, it was eventually going to happen.
Someone got divebombed by a magpie and killed yesterday...

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/magpie-swooping-attack--man-dies-near-woonona/11515246
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2019, 01:58:07 PM »

MASSIVE SEMEN EXPLOSION AFTER BLAZE HITS BULL ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION FACILITY, FIREFIGHTERS FORCED TO DODGE 'PROJECTILES'

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673

RIP Mec

I bet the Mooslims were behind this.
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2019, 04:26:09 PM »

Diving from the skies, Australia has two nasty types of attacking birds.




Damn, live in Australia ain't easy.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2019, 06:43:13 AM »

Yeah.....nah.

Some relief comedy about Australia. The thing about Australian comedy is that it has to be funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEYD92eA_s

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2019, 08:01:27 AM »

This is quite a good thread so far.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2019, 11:23:44 AM »

Diving from the skies, Australia has two nasty types of attacking birds.

Don’t forget the Bin Chickens!
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2019, 12:23:18 PM »

Diving from the skies, Australia has two nasty types of attacking birds.

They divebomb their human targets like Stukas in WWII.

Magpies:
https://youtu.be/47dmip4eJtA

Plovers:
https://youtu.be/ZhH2tDj7QK0

Plovers are demonic and used to scare the living Bejesus out of me.

Anyway, it was eventually going to happen.
Someone got divebombed by a magpie and killed yesterday...

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/magpie-swooping-attack--man-dies-near-woonona/11515246

They need more cats...
My mom's cats love eating magpies.
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2019, 02:55:03 PM »

Magpies sometimes get along with cats and dogs.

https://youtu.be/qoaEBb4IN4Q

They just hate humans.
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2019, 12:26:25 PM »

Straya

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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2019, 08:08:48 PM »

Not reported in the Australian media.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/30/australia/kangaroo-killings-australia-intl-hnk-scli/index.html
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2019, 02:31:32 AM »

The Kangaroo spree killer has been arrested:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-02/teenager-charged-over-kangaroo-slaughter-at-beachside-suburb/11567476

Tasmanian Magpies are 99% less likely to attack you than mainland magpies:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-02/why-dont-tasmanian-magpies-swoop/11561036
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« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2019, 04:19:19 PM »



Copyright 2019 NT News
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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2019, 06:34:43 PM »

My hometown waterslide park has banned G-Strings and cheeky bikinis for this summer.

https://thewest.com.au/news/perth/adventure-world-bans-cheeky-g-string-bikinis-ng-b881349084z

I have applied for a job at the front gate to check women as they come through the turnstile.
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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2019, 05:07:18 AM »
« Edited: October 28, 2019, 05:10:37 AM by Meclazine »

Kevin the Kookaburra caught and decapitated.

https://youtu.be/YgL7NSgyA0I

But not deemed an act of cruelty.
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2019, 08:10:38 PM »




FF.
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« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2019, 09:18:19 PM »



NZ but FF
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2019, 10:27:42 PM »


Sorry.  I found the video on a Facebook page for the Australian Young Greens. Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2019, 05:22:41 PM »
« Edited: December 05, 2019, 04:31:27 PM by Meclazine »

Northern Territory employee leaks information on bet365.com

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-05/bet365-whistleblower-says-winners-given-delays/11768486
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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2019, 12:24:49 PM »

I don’t know much about climatology, but judging from this image, I would say we are in for some hot weather over the next couple of days.

We are looking to break our record of 123 degF


PHOTO: Australia was listed as the hottest place in the world on Thursday. (Supplied: Windy.com)
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2019, 11:43:30 PM »

I have never seen so many bushfires in NSW on the one day.

https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/

Those red ones have turned deadly apparently.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-21/nsw-bushfire-emergency-catastrophic-warnings-greater-sydney/11815992

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