New Jersey is Schneider Country

[HomestarSB9]

It is now 9:01 PM; and more results have come in from Iowa.

DEMOCRATS (9%)



Michael Avenatti: 38.11%
Bob Menendez: 31.27%
Dan Schneider: 30.62%

Michael Avenatti has expanded on his lead in Iowa, gaining populous Clinton County and flipping Marion County by a slim twelve votes, with 93% of county precincts reporting. Bob Menendez is still performing in second place, but his lead is narrowing; as he is carrying rural Humboldt County by one vote with 69% of county precincts reporting. Menendez's only substantial gain was Webster County, home of Fort Dodge.

REPUBLICANS (9%)



Donald Trump: 40.11%
Rachel Maddow: 37.60%
Alex Jones: 22.29%

The president has built his lead in Iowa substantially by gaining over 50% of the vote in Clinton County. Rachel Maddow is still showing a strong second place showing. Alex Jones's lead has dwindled, only gaining small rural counties near Sioux City.

[HomestarSB9]

I don't understand this.

Would you care to elaborate?

[KaiserDave]

I don't understand this.

Would you care to elaborate?

Why is Rachel Maddow running as Republican or registering with Republicans at all? Why is Bob Menendez running for President? And many more questions.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

I don't understand this.

Would you care to elaborate?

Why is Rachel Maddow running as Republican or registering with Republicans at all? Why is Bob Menendez running for President? And many more questions.

I don't understand this.

It’s a meme don’t try to understand it

[Senator Incitatus]

Gee, I'm real sorry your presidency blew up, Donald.

[Jaguar4life]

It’s gonna take some time to realize.

[HomestarSB9]

It is now 9:31pm; and we now have 17% of precincts reporting.

DEMOCRATS (17%)



Michael Avenatti: 40.81%
Bob Menendez: 33.31%
Dan Schneider: 25.88%

As the Des Moines suburbs come in from Polk, the higher the likelihood is Michael Avenatti's chances of winning the caucus becomes. However, Avenatti may soon face a difficult challenger, as suburban Boone County is divided between Bob Menendez and Michael Avenatti with 25% of precincts in.

REPUBLICANS (17%)



Donald Trump: 34.43%
Rachel Maddow: 34.41%
Alex Jones: 31.16%

President Trump is holding a nail bitingly narrow lead against Rachel Maddow. Pundits predicted that once the city of Des Moines comes in, the lead will flip to Maddow.

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IOWA CAUCUSES (100% REPORTING)



DEMOCRATIC
Michael Avenatti: 41.23%
Bob Menendez: 36.54%
Dan Schneider: 23.14%

REPUBLICAN



Donald Trump: 34.67%
Rachel Maddow: 33.01%
Alex Jones: 32.32%

Michael Avenatti and President Trump have won the Democratic and Republican caucuses respectively.

STATE ENDORSEMENTS

Gov. Fred Hubbell (Michael Avenatti)
Rep. Dave Loebsack (Michael Avenatti)
Fmr. Sen. Tom Harkin (Bob Menendez)
Fmr. Gov. Chet Culver (Bob Menendez)
Fmr. Rep. Jim Leach (Rachel Maddow)
Fmr. Gov. Kim Reynolds (Rachel Maddow)
Sen. Joni Ernst (Donald Trump)
Rep. Steve King (Alex Jones)

Dan Schneider answers why he lost Iowa.

At a campaign rally at the Residence Inn by Marriott in Conway, New Hampshire; presidential candidate Dan Schneider stated that, "We knew that in the primary that Iowa was going to go to Michael Avenatti, he and Menendez had the entire Democratic establishment in the state behind them. So I decided that Iowa wasn't the place myself be humiliated, so I only visited the state once only because a campaign adviser asked me."

[OSR STANDS WITH PALESTINE]

It’s gonna take some time to realize.

Actually it’s “realign” not realize

[HomestarSB9]

It’s gonna take some time to realize.

Actually it’s “realign” not realize

What's to realign?

[HomestarSB9]

DELEGATE MAP

Michael Avenatti: 13 delegates
Bob Menendez: 10 delegates
Dan Schneider: 6 delegates

Donald Trump: 11 delegates
Rachel Maddow: 10 delegates
Alex Jones: 8 delegates


DAN SCHNEIDER RELEASES AD IN NEW HAMPSHIRE



This is North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un; he has launched several nuclear missiles directed towards the United States, South Korea, and Japan. He has also threatened several of our other allies to do the same. The North Korean army is the largest in the world. Guess who has befriended this well-known enemy?



That's right, President Donald Trump has reached out and befriended North Korean government; as well as he stopped strongly supporting one of our most valuable allies, Israel; North Korea has threatened our soil more than attend to their population. What if Donald Trump decides to stop supplying food to our rural grocery stores?



That's why if I am elected president, I will win the war for Israel by surrounding Palestine by military tanks, and I will remain tough in defending our great nation by increasing our military budget.



I'm Dan Schneider and I approve this message.

[KaiserDave]

What....

[HomestarSB9]

What....

You talking about this guy?

[HomestarSB9]

DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES DEBATE



The Democratic candidates, Dan Schneider, Bob Menendez, and Michael Avenatti debated at the Black Bear Lodge in Waterville Valley, New Hampshire. The following are highlights.

Anderson Cooper: Mr. Schneider, do you believe that Mr. Menendez and Mr. Avenatti pose threats to the United States military?

Dan Schneider: Absolutely Anderson, Bob Menendez will not stay strong protecting Israel or ourselves, Mr. Avenatti on the other hand doesn't even want the military to exist, and believes the ways to deal with world leaders such as Assad is to race them, NASCAR style. This isn't Mario Kart, Mr. Avenatti, you can't stop Assad or Maduro like that. The only way to stop them is to deploy troops, something my opponents will never do.

Anderson Cooper: Mr. Avenatti, what will you do to balance the budget?

Michael Avenatti: Anderson, I will increase taxes on the rich and will not hesitate to send them to re-education camps if they do not pay; the poor and middle-class can have time to pay their taxes, and maybe, every eighth month, there will be a 12% decrease in taxes for them. My opponent, Mr. Schneider has who knows how much money from all the television programs he has done, how much of that money is going into taxes? Judging by how much he could be paying to silence people like Arianna Grande, Jamie Lynn Spears, and Amanda Bynes, I can predict that not a lot of money is going into his taxes.

Anderson Cooper: Mr. Schneider, regarding Mr. Menendez's refugee plan, what do you have to say?

Dan Schneider: Anderson, I've been a strong supporter of refugees entering our country, we need to provide shelter from the governments that set out to harm these people. However, I believe that Bob's plan is flawed, in the context that it doesn't cover the concern of bacterial warfare. Since Syria is already testing chemical weapons on its own citizens; who says that they can't move on to weaponized bacteria?

WHO WON?
Bob Menendez: 36%
Dan Schneider: 33%
Michael Avenatti: 31%

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FEBRUARY 11, 2020

NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY RETURNS (DEM)



Dan Schneider: 37.60%
Bob Menendez: 35.64%
Michael Avenatti: 26.76%

NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY RETURNS (REP)



Alex Jones: 37.63%
Donald Trump: 37.00%
Rachel Maddow: 25.37%

Both in upsets, Dan Schneider and Alex Jones won their respective primaries in New Hampshire. Jones by a nail-bitingly 0.63% margin.

DELEGATE MAP

Michael Avenatti: 19 delegates
Bob Menendez: 18 delegates
Dan Schneider: 16 delegates

Donald Trump: 20 delegates
Alex Jones: 18 delegates
Rachel Maddow: 16 delegates

[Jaguar4life]

Nickelodeon Girls by Pink Guy is his Campaign song.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

Justin Biebler

[HomestarSB9]

DAN SCHNEIDER CAMPAIGNS IN SEASIDE, FL



Presidential candidate Dan Schneider campaigned in Seaside, Florida; alongside him was Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

"I-I believe that the federal budget is absolutely obscene, I bet anyone who knows a thing or two about this country knows that. But what has the President done to reduce that? The wall? Construction never even started! I'll-I'll tell you what I, President Schneider will do. But before I do so, I'll say this. White teenage girls living here in the Sun Belt bicker and complain about having to wear shoes in the summertime. So, here's my plan; stop selling foot-wear to white, teenage girls living in the Sun Belt during the summer to reduce the deficit. You may be saying 'Oh Mr Schneider, that violates some sort of constitutional amendment.' Do you have any idea how many amendments in the constitution are violated by President Trump?"

Due to a new law signed by Governor Gillum, Florida's presidential primary and Nevada's presidential primary will take place on the same day.

NEVADA GOP KEEPS TRUMP, MADDOW OFF PRIMARY BALLOT



Michael J. McDonald, chairman of the Nevada Republican Party stated that only Alex Jones will be allowed on the state's Republican primary ballot. He stated that "We, the Republicans of Nevada, want someone who is a real freedom fighter; and will not only beat the Demon-rats, but beat up the Demon-rats. Alex Jones is that man."

The Republican parties of Clarke County, Washoe County, and Carson City have already signed a pledge to defy the order, stating it "unconstitutional".

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MENENDEZ BASHES SCHNEIDER'S FISCAL POLICY



This is Bob Menendez, he's attacking Dan Schneider's sense of humor for opening the door to child grooming and sexual abuse.



What Mr. Anti-Corruption Man won't tell you is why he lost re-election in a Democratic wave year, he was indicted for bribery charges made to benefit the business interests not even in New Jersey, but in Florida, in exchange for private flights and gifts. The investigation only ended after Menendez bribed the jury as well.



A vote for Dan Schneider is a vote against corruption that happens all too often in Washington.



I'm Dan Schneider, and I approve this message.

[HomestarSB9]

FEBRUARY 19, 2018

NEVADA & FLORIDA PRIMARY RESULTS

NEVADA DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY



Bob Menendez: 40.33%
Dan Schneider: 39.90%
Michael Avenatti: 19.77%

NEVADA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY



Alex Jones: 60.41%
Donald Trump: 30.64%
Rachel Maddow: 8.95%

FLORIDA DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY



Dan Schneider: 36.67%
Michael Avenatti: 31.97%
Bob Menendez: 31.36%

FLORIDA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY



Donald Trump: 37.81%
Alex Jones: 37.63%
Rachel Maddow: 24.56%

DELEGATE MAP

Dan Schneider: 124 delegates
Bob Menendez: 113 delegates
Michael Avenatti: 106 delegates

Alex Jones: 137 delegates
Donald Trump: 128 delegates
Michael Avenatti: 80 delegates

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Rachel Maddow Announces Michael Avenatti 2

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

Rachel Maddow Announces Michael Avenatti 2

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SCHNEIDER TO MENENDEZ AT DEBATE; "YOU LIE!"



During a debate at the Moncks Corner Inn; Dan Schneider interrupted the speaking time allotted to Bob Menendez.

Anderson Cooper: Senator, what are your thoughts on same sex marriage?

Bob Menendez: Well, I've always supported civil rights for gay people, I've voted for the repeal of Don't ask, don't tell; I've cosponsored the Respect for Marriage Act, and even going back; I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act, opposed Don't ask, don't tell-

Dan Schneider: You lie!

Dan Schneider: I would like to state that the last two statements that came out of the Senator's mouth are lies, he voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, and voted for Don't ask, don't tell;

Bob Menendez: Where are your sources? Where, are your sources?

Dan Schneider: He's also hired illegal interns who turned out to be registered sex offenders, and bribed an entire jury so he could keep his job.

Bob Menendez: Hey Dan, where did I support them Dan?

Dan Schneider: If you're going to criticize my rec-

Bob Menendez: Tell me when, tell me-

Jack Lew, head adviser to Dan Schneider as well as former White House Chief of Staff to President Obama, and Rob Renzetti, Chairman of the Schneider for President committee admitted to telling Dan Schneider to bring up the point of Menendez's support of DOMA and DADT, but not to go at him like he did.


"I'm shocked," said Lew, "I've never thought that Dan would go at Bob like that." When asked about South Carolina, Lew said that he "wasn't massively concerned."

ALEX JONES RELEASES AD IN SOUTH CAROLINA



This is pro-wrestling; a sport that requires two people to beat each other up. Doesn't that sound awesome?



Unfortunately, the libtard majority in Congress doesn't think so, they think it's "inhumane", yet eating babies on public property, taking away guns from innocent individuals, and letting two people of the same gender marry is.



If I'm elected president, I will decriminalize steroids so that true Americans can get as buff as they want to beat up the sissy libtards that run this country.



I'm Alex Jones, and I approve this message.

[HomestarSB9]

FEBRUARY 25, 2020

SOUTH CAROLINA PRIMARY RETURNS

DEMOCRATIC



Dan Schneider: 40.29%
Michael Avenatti: 29.88%
Bob Menendez: 29.83%

REPUBLICAN



Alex Jones: 50.39%
Donald Trump: 39.81%
Rachel Maddow: 9.80%

DELEGATE MAP

Dan Schneider: 148 delegates
Bob Menendez: 131 delegates
Michael Avenatti: 124 delegates

Alex Jones: 167 delegates
Donald Trump: 151 delegates
Rachel Maddow: 86 delegates

[HomestarSB9]

JUNE 16, 2020

BREAKING: SCHNEIDER DECLARES VICTORY


Presumptive Democratic nominee Dan Schneider announced official victory after the District of Columbia presidential primary.

Schneider became the presumptive nominee after winning nearly all of New Jersey's delegation to the convention.

"Thank you to every Democrat; even if you didn't support me in the primary, thank you, because from you, I've learned what makes a good politician, and I promise that I will be a president for everyone, thank you.

TRUMP DECLARES NARROW VICTORY



"I believed in my supporters, and I am thankful that they still see me as a faithful leader. I will keep on changing this country for the better, we will Keep America Great! Thank you, I love you!"