Make a confession

[Badger]

When i was 25, i drove away from Police who chased me with their sirens on. I drove around a corner onto a one way road and parked inside a business car park and ducked down. Then when they drove past at high speed, i followed their path, turned off the one way road and they had no chance of return.

Then i proceeded to work.

It was like a scene out of Mission Impossible and i knew i was going to get away because i knew the area so well.

Did they find you later? Why were they following you?

Oh, and What's the statute of limitations for fleeing an officer in Australia, and what is your RL name?

[All Along The Watchtower]

I Shot The Sheriff



















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..but I swear it was in Self-Defense.

[No War, but the War on Christmas]

I was, quite literally, dropped on my head as a child. My Mother was coming down some outside stairs on a rainy day and slipped, - and there I went. Luckily after a trip to the hospital I was totally fine, besides some minor bruising and a soft spot that remains to this day. You can imagine the hayday siblings and friends have with this when I tell them. Everything I say is immediately dismissed because, well, 'you were dropped on your head!'

[Meclazine for Israel]

When i was 25, i drove away from Police who chased me with their sirens on. I drove around a corner onto a one way road and parked inside a business car park and ducked down. Then when they drove past at high speed, i followed their path, turned off the one way road and they had no chance of return.

Then i proceeded to work.

It was like a scene out of Mission Impossible and i knew i was going to get away because i knew the area so well.

Did they find you later? Why were they following you?

Oh, and What's the statute of limitations for fleeing an officer in Australia, and what is your RL name?

I will have to limit my story there, but running from the Police was a bigger crime than the one they would have alleged against me. Minor traffic offence.

I just remember thinking "like f#$%k" when they started chasing me and i took off.

I was outta there faster than an Italian Cruise Ship Captain.

The best part was the sirens going past at 100 mph and then realising i got away so easily.

#convictheritage

[gottsu]

I caught some snippy cold during Christmas, but I can say, I am now good.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm repulsed by sandals.

[Orwell]

I'm repulsed by sandals.

everyone is

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I am repulsed by sandals with socks.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I am repulsed by sandals with socks.

One relative (by marriage mind you) came to my dad's funeral wearing a fine suit and sandals with white socks.

True story.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I am repulsed by sandals with socks.

One relative (by marriage mind you) came to my dad's funeral wearing a fine suit and sandals with white socks.

True story.

That’s so insulting on their part, I’m sorry that happened.

[Florida Man for Crime]

My actual identity is that I am really Beto O'Rourke. I am currently engaged in a massive conspiracy which was carefully planned even before I announced my candidacy against Ted Cruz for a Texas Senate seat. My plan was to fool progressives into thinking that I am one of them by running an extremely progressive campaign against Cruz, and turning that into a Presidential run and winning the Presidency in 2020. But, at heart, I am actually, in fact, an extremely Conservative Republican - though in fact, I am well to the right of almost everyone currently in the Republican party, and my primary motivation for running in 2020 is that Trump is not a True Conservative and is, in my opinion, way too progressive. So anyway, as soon as I have been elected President, my plan is to suddenly turn on Progressives and stab them in the back by pushing full throttle to privatize Social Security. That will be my lasting legacy as President - the destruction of Social Security and also any other remnants of the New Deal that I can spot.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Okay, this isn't really all that much of a confession, but I just want to admit how nice and underrated the Atlas community is. Yes, I know how much of a joke how toxic it is, but I feel like this place is genuinely nice on a personal level. I know this may seem edgy and Tumblresque, but I've gone through several swings of depression for the past couple years, and you all are lots of great people who I can just escape with. Although I will admit Atlas only made it worse throughout the first several months of my membership, I believe ever since I came back from my hiatus, I have been surrounded with lots of love and kindness from pretty much everyone I come across. Aside from a few bad eggs, I honestly love every single poster here. I don't have anybody on ignore. I have lots of respect for the lefties of Atlas, the righties, and the moderates as well.

I've just had a very negative and self-deprecating image of myself ever since I've had a self-image of myself, but you all have taught me to not be so tough on myself. I am definitely not the best person in the world, quite by a long shot. But, the fact that people on here don't want me thrown off a cliff has certainly helped. So a year and 800 posts later, I just wanted to say thanks. I love y'all.

[morgankingsley]

Gothic people are 1000 times better than preps

I wonder how many people will get it

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Okay, this isn't really all that much of a confession, but I just want to admit how nice and underrated the Atlas community is. Yes, I know how much of a joke how toxic it is, but I feel like this place is genuinely nice on a personal level. I know this may seem edgy and Tumblresque, but I've gone through several swings of depression for the past couple years, and you all are lots of great people who I can just escape with. Although I will admit Atlas only made it worse throughout the first several months of my membership, I believe ever since I came back from my hiatus, I have been surrounded with lots of love and kindness from pretty much everyone I come across. Aside from a few bad eggs, I honestly love every single poster here. I don't have anybody on ignore. I have lots of respect for the lefties of Atlas, the righties, and the moderates as well.

I've just had a very negative and self-deprecating image of myself ever since I've had a self-image of myself, but you all have taught me to not be so tough on myself. I am definitely not the best person in the world, quite by a long shot. But, the fact that people on here don't want me thrown off a cliff has certainly helped. So a year and 800 posts later, I just wanted to say thanks. I love y'all.

[jamestroll]

There were a few people trying to attack me once and I threw a gumball machine at them.

[Meclazine for Israel]

I used to make the subtitles for The Lone Ranger series using online software.

[PSOL]

I was wanting to have a whole aisle by myself one day, and thus I asked this other student to move. A shame, as I was close to making him my friend and I couldn’t do that as he never appeared on the bus again. Seems small, but to me this is the most serious regret of my life.

[FairBol]

:: steps into the confessional booth ::

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.  

As a kid, I once ate a common household bug, just to see what it would taste like.  I recall saying that the bug was "crunchy".   

And you wonder why I "bug" everybody, LOL. 

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Not really a confession, but I've never been to a Romney state before.

[Flyersfan232]

I lost my virginity when I was 14, summer between eighth grade and freshmen year, with my first 'girlfriend'. Here is the crazy part. I didn't even know age of consent was even a thing back then, so I had no idea what I was doing was even considered wrong.

we all owned you in your future political career

[Mr. Reactionary]

Ive made people cry in court before.

[JA]

Not really a confession, but I've never been to a Romney state before.

I've never spent more than 1 night in/drove through a Clinton state.

[HillGoose]

I spend all of my time either working or intoxicated and partying.

I need to like, take more time off to do nothing. But it's hard because every time I give myself time to think about things other than work or partying, it makes me depressed and want to crawl into a hole and never come out. That's not productive.

[JA]

I spend all of my time either working or intoxicated and partying.

I need to like, take more time off to do nothing. But it's hard because every time I give myself time to think about things other than work or partying, it makes me depressed and want to crawl into a hole and never come out. That's not productive.

It sounds like you're very depressed and coping merely by avoiding yourself and reflecting on your emotions.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Most of the posters who remember my Ron Paul fanboyism are gone now, so I must confess

I volunteered for the Romney campaign in 2012, before I was even old enough to vote. Forgive me Father Marx, for I have sinned.