Crazy Trump Tweets Megathread

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

The whole twitter rant:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168898509841555456


The stable genius even misspelled the name.

He's also getting awfully free with that plural.  Using it is not new to Mr. Trump, but when it's used in response to Mayor Khan specifically criticizing Mr. Trump's golfing, it's looking a lot like the royal 'we'. (Which his Republican enablers are doubtless fine with, but is about as un-American as its possible to get.)

[Progressive Pessimist]

The whole twitter rant; looks like the stable genius was told how "Sadiq" is spelled and he deleted the old tweet.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168898509841555456

Ironically, he says this while hypocritically inserting himself into London's business.

[Mr. Matt]

Trump is calling out ABC's Jon Karl for correcting him on the Alabama tweet.  It was in fact the NWS office in Birmingham that put out the correction, not Karl.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1168665026137399296

This tweet follows one where he called out the wrong Jonathan Karl:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/09/03/trumps-hurricane-dorian-tweet-mistakenly-flames-kentucky-pastor/2201150001/

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169992234382610432

I think he really does believe that tariffs are taxes Chinese businesses pay into the US treasury in order to do business here. I used to think he was tactically lying, but I've come around to thinking he's just that stupid, ignorant and self-deluded.

[T'Chenka]

We missed this gem because it wasn't actually on Twitter.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-campaign-attacks-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-on-electoral-college-2019-8

"Crazy AOC wants to ABOLISH the Electoral College. Let's remind her this is OUR country, not the Coastal Elites," a text message from the Trump Campaign to supporters read.

But it was Trump who railed against the "sham" Electoral College, calling the system a "disaster for a democracy" and a "travesty" in the years before he entered politics.

Trump even called for "a revolution in this country" after claiming President Barack Obama lost the popular vote to Mitt Romney in 2012. (Obama popular vote total ultimately surpassed Romney's, and he won re-election with 51.1% of the vote.)

AOC went to college and then put her career on hold to move home to support her mom after her dad passed away, becoming a bartender to help pay her mom's rent in NYC. Trump was literally a multi-millionaire real estate giant in NYC. But she is a "coastal elite" and not him.

[GeorgiaModerate]

JP Morgan creates 'Volfefe index' to measure Trump tweets' impact on market

[QAnonKelly]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1170546650651271169?s=21

He’s out of his goddamn mind

[Sir Mohamed]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1170546650651271169?s=21

He’s out of his goddamn mind

That one is actually funny, LOL

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171022839962644480


Mr. Trump's has been repeating the "94%" number like a broken record for months.



And while I'm always quick to think the worst of Republicans, even they don't like him that much. His current approval rating among Republicans, per Gallup, is 88%. And they don't seem to have ever liked him quite that much:
Trump claims higher job approval among Republicans than recent polls have found (August 23, 2019)

A Monmouth University poll released Thursday found 84 percent of Republicans approve of Trump’s job performance, while an AP-NORC poll found that 79 percent do. His highest recent approval mark among fellow Republicans was 88 percent in a Fox News poll of registered voters earlier this month.

Trump’s claim of 94 percent approval among Republicans is also higher than in a Zogby Analytics poll released earlier this month that Trump has touted. That firm, whose surveys do not rely on a random sample of U.S. voters and whose pre-election polls have often been inaccurate, put Trump’s approval rating among Republicans at 86 percent.

[Sir Mohamed]

The most successful prez, ever, folks.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171052472938446849

I didn't know there are multiple Trump Admins?


EDIT: The stable genius corrected his false spelling, LOL

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171074780566622208

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

The most successful prez, ever, folks.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171052472938446849

I didn't know there are multiple Trump Admins?

Of course there are. There's the fantasy one in Mr. Trump head which is amazing and super-successful, and then there's the actual one that constantly defecates all over itself and our nation.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171056605233852416


Truly, this is the day Mr. Donald "Jenius" Trump because President of the Know Nothings.

(I'd wondered if maybe this was chance, or at the least not deliberate pursuit of corruption by Mr. Trump (i.e. maybe someone in the Air Force decided to curry favor without his knowledge), but the denial pretty much cements that in was involved in some fashion.)

[Middle-aged Europe]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171056605233852416


Truly, this is the day Mr. Donald "Jenius" Trump because President of the Know Nothings.

(I'd wondered if maybe this was chance, or at the least not deliberate pursuit of corruption by Mr. Trump (i.e. maybe someone in the Air Force decided to curry favor without his knowledge), but the denial pretty much cements that in was involved in some fashion.)

[President Johnson]

The God Emperor is at it again, lmao.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171118506089361409
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171118516864454657

[Middle-aged Europe]

The Donald Trump-Chrissy Teigen Twitter feud which Teigen seems to be winning:



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170897584510124032

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170897585336475648

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170897586364006405

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170897587387412480




https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170914148919590914

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170917891203403776

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170920399997038592

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1170928754945736704

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171431074485817344

I am totally sure that internal polling of candidate who gets mad and threatens to fire people when he's wrong about the weather is extremely accurate.

(If Mr. Trump is still in the race a year from now, it could be very amusing as his campaign spends money and time in MN and NH because the candidate is convinced everything else is in the bag, due to his "great internal polling".)

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1171431074485817344

I am totally sure that internal polling of candidate who gets mad and threatens to fire people when he's wrong about the weather is extremely accurate.

(If Mr. Trump is still in the race a year from now, it could be very amusing as his campaign spends money and time in MN and NH because the candidate is convinced everything else is in the bag, due to his "great internal polling".)

He's right, he is at 98% approval in Russia. They want him to be Putin's Prime Minister.

[Progressive Pessimist]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1170546650651271169?s=21

He’s out of his goddamn mind

That one is actually funny, LOL

I don't think he is rolling with the joke. He was probably just as distracted by the laser pointer as that cat is, and posted it because "shiny."

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1172948822227595266

Every tweet is a confession.

[Sir Mohamed]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173368574406250496

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173560246863876096

Who does Mr. Trump think the President is? Alternatively, who is tweeting from Mr. Trump's Twitter account,  because he obviously isn't doing so himself? Or, perhaps mostly likely of all, Mr. Trump is nuttier than squirrel poop.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1173403932888092672

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

One more I missed over the weekend:

U.S. President Trump could meet with Iran's Rouhani at U.N. with no preconditions: Pompeo (Reuters, Tue Sep 10, 2019 / 4:29 PM EDT)

U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Tuesday that President Donald Trump could meet with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at the upcoming United Nations meeting, with "no preconditions."

Pompeo made the comments at a news briefing to unveil new sanctions on groups including Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

"He is prepared to meet with no preconditions," Pompeo said when asked about the possibility of a meeting at the U.N. General Assembly later this month, echoing comments Trump made on Monday.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173371482812162048

[GeorgiaModerate]

One more I missed over the weekend:

U.S. President Trump could meet with Iran's Rouhani at U.N. with no preconditions: Pompeo (Reuters, Tue Sep 10, 2019 / 4:29 PM EDT)

U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Tuesday that President Donald Trump could meet with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at the upcoming United Nations meeting, with "no preconditions."

Pompeo made the comments at a news briefing to unveil new sanctions on groups including Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

"He is prepared to meet with no preconditions," Pompeo said when asked about the possibility of a meeting at the U.N. General Assembly later this month, echoing comments Trump made on Monday.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173371482812162048

Trump himself said he'd be willing to meet Iran with no preconditions during his MTP interview earlier this summer.

[Sir Mohamed]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173597715487477760