Opinion of my primary ballot

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

https://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/ShowImage.aspx?i=A783C401-6785-492B-9BF2-3A9533248A88

How I intend to mark it:

U.S. Senator
For term expiring January 3, 2025: Amy Klobuchar. It turns out all the opponents are just perennial candidate weirdos, no actual progressive insurgents. Including a guy whose serving a life sentence for murder.

U.S. Senator
Special Election for term expiring January 3, 2021: Tina Smith. Although I warmed up to Painter upon viewing his Twitter, fact is this is a guy who voted McCain, Romney and probably someone like Rubio.

U.S. Representative
District 5: Margaret Anderson Kelliher

State Representative
District 62A: Jen Kader

Governor and Lieutenant Governor: Tim Walz and Peggy Flanagan. As an added bonus this is probably the first ever ticket consisting of two Protestants who both were raised in and left Catholicism!

Attorney General: Matt Pelikan. Sympathy vote since Ellison has it wrapped up anyway, and honestly while I still like him this was kind of a dick move.

County Sheriff: Dave Hutch

School Board: Kimberly Caprini and Josh Pauly. Both are endorsed by the DFL and teachers union. Pauly is also a former teacher and a Millennial. Caprini is the first black person I've ever heard of an with an Italian surname...I wonder how that happened.

Offices that do not appear have all candidates running unopposed, and thus there's no point in holding a vote since write-ins are not allowed. For County Attorney sort of the same except there's only two candidates, but a runoff between those two was going to happen anyway.

[HillGoose]

i never herd of any of them lmao

[Virginiá]

i never herd of any of them lmao

Why respond then? You don't need to make a post every time you have no idea who the people mentioned are. Or you could, like, look them up.

[HillGoose]

i never herd of any of them lmao

Why respond then? You don't need to make a post every time you have no idea who the people mentioned are. Or you could, like, look them up.

Bcuz #YoloSwag that's why lol keep it 💯 Virginia

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

i never herd of any of them lmao

Why respond then? You don't need to make a post every time you have no idea who the people mentioned are. Or you could, like, look them up.

Bcuz #YoloSwag that's why lol keep it 💯 Virginia

You sure know how to talk to a girl.

[HillGoose]

i never herd of any of them lmao

Why respond then? You don't need to make a post every time you have no idea who the people mentioned are. Or you could, like, look them up.

Bcuz #YoloSwag that's why lol keep it 💯 Virginia

You sure know how to talk to a girl.

wait Virginia is a girl?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hilarious how slow HillGoose is on some things.

[Anti-Bothsidesism]

Nobody cares

[HillGoose]

Hilarious how slow HillGoose is on some things.

im really dumb.

i still can barely know anyones name.

i thought the only girls on here were oreomilkshake and President with the yellow Alaska avatar.

[Alabama_Indy10]

At least you’re not voting for that idiot Richard Painter.

[Ohioguy29]

At least you’re not voting for that idiot Richard Painter.