Help I’m screwed

[FDB]

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[Mr. Reactionary]

Form a breakaway sect.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This is what you get for vaping.

[NeverAgain]

Say you were joking. Wanting to be one of those cool kids. - "Some people just don't understand jokes."

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

This is what you get for vaping.

[jamestroll]

Do what I did. Give up on the church. It is hopeless.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

This is what you get for vaping.

This.  Also, worst case, just preempt the person and own up to what you did.  Say you made a mistake and don't do it again (or if you must, don't go around announcing it ).  I find folks are a lot more forgiving of such things if they here about it from you than if they hear about what you did from someone else.

[RINO Tom]

Just take your desire to vape and ... turn it off.

Nifty little Mormon trick I've heard about.

[Türkisblau]

dumbass. Just do it the bathroom. And don't brag about stupid sh**t like that, it doesn't actually make you look cool.

[tmthforu94]

Just say it was a joke and apologize for making a joke in poor taste.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Just say it was a joke and apologize for making a joke in poor taste.

Yes, it's not like they will kill you or lock away.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

So I was telling everybody at my lunch table how I’ve vaped mango in a mormon temple, and i forgot another Mormon was sitting at the table next to me, so he snitched on me and I’m gonna be caught any day now. Please help I’m not even kidding

He already snitched on you but you are going to "be caught any day now"?    What does "being caught" involve in Mormonism?

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Just tell him you were joking around and say you just got a little caried away cracking some humor with the crew. And apologize.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

So I was telling everybody at my lunch table how I’ve vaped mango in a mormon temple, and i forgot another Mormon was sitting at the table next to me, so he snitched on me and I’m gonna be caught any day now. Please help I’m not even kidding

He already snitched on you but you are going to "be caught any day now"?    What does "being caught" involve in Mormonism?

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Don't bring it up, but if it comes up, make it a breeze, like no big deal at all.

This is an example of what roughly you should try to do.

Preach: Ay yo mahn, I heard you been excelling your dopamine levels inside the narthax.

You: Whaaaaa, baloney man, aint done that lol.

Preach: I heard it from your friend Adam Laxalt.

You: Oh Oh, I gotchu preach I gotchu, ha you know how that jokster Adam is, good times good times...

Preach: Right...

You: Yeah, in future I'll keep my jokes with the crew more low key, plenty of other great material to use instead.

Preach: You do that...

You: Aight, thanks Preach, good talk, see you later

Preach: Take care

[kyc0705]

Tell him you just want to talk, and then:

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Maybe don't do bad things

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In an effort to hate the sin, but tolerate the sinner, may I suggest you CYA by saying it was a non-nicotine "vape"? Or will even that "screw" you?

[Mr. Smith]

No sympathy.

The level of disrespect of the act, and to boast about it, I hope the bishop gives you the what for.

[DC Al Fine]

Convert to Calvinism. We have a strong cigar/pipe culture.

[Thunder98]

So I was telling everybody at my lunch table how I’ve vaped mango in a mormon temple, and i forgot another Mormon was sitting at the table next to me, so he snitched on me and I’m gonna be caught any day now. Please help I’m not even kidding

Get out of the city you live in, asap!

[Mike Thick]

Fog is just God vaping

[DINGO Joe]

Fog is just God vaping

Yeah but have you ever seen mango fog?  Mango is the devil's fruit.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

[dead0man]

So I was telling everybody at my lunch table how I’ve vaped mango in a mormon temple, and i forgot another Mormon was sitting at the table next to me, so he snitched on me and I’m gonna be caught any day now. Please help I’m not even kidding

assuming for the moment that you're 100% serious.....the facts being....
1.you did a "bad" thing
II.you bragged about it in front of people that have a history of narcing on you
C.then you went to a group of people who don't understand any of this because we aren't teenage Mormons for "help" (or to brag more, it's not clear)

my advice, stop being a bitch.  If you're going to do a "bad" thing, you better be able to accept any possible punishment without being a bitch about it.  Especially if you're going to use it to try and score "cool points" with your acquaintances and friends.  Perhaps if you want to be the kind of "bad ass" that vapes mango, you might want to look into a different, more relaxed religion.