Iowa is Blankenship County

[Politician]

STOCK MARKET CRASH

A major stock market crash has hit the United States. Incomes have started falling rapidly and farm income is the lowest it's been in decades. This is not good for Blankenship's campaign, and we can say Kamala Harris (who has picked Jason Kander as her running mate) will almost certainly win.

[Politician]

ELECTION NIGHT 2018

CNN: We can no project that Kamala Harris will carry the states of Vermont and Virginia. In Virginia, although she is ahead by just 2%, Virginia has a heavy Republican counting bias. In the Senate, we can project that Senator Mark Warner of Virginia has been re-elected. Although Harris is leading in South Carolina and Georgia, those states have a heavy Democratic counting bias.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Georgia: 60% Harris, 30% Kasich, 10% Blankenship (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Indiana: 40% Harris, 37% Blankenship, 23% Kasich (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Kentucky: 45% Blankenship, 30% Kasich, 25% Harris (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: 80% Harris, 14% Kasich, 6% Blankenship (Too close to call, <1% reporting)
Vermont: 75% Harris, 15% Kasich, 10% Blankenship (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Virginia: 38% Harris, 36% Blankenship, 26% Kasich (Harris win, <1% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
Georgia: 56% Abrams, 43% Perdue (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Kentucky: 50% Grimes, 49% Bevin (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: 83% Parnell, 10% Graham, 7% Norman (Too close to call, <1% reporting)
Virginia: 51% Warner, 48% Comstock (Democratic hold, <1% reporting)

GUBERNATORIAL RESULTS:
Indiana: 49% Buttigieg, 49% Holcomb (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Vermont: 52% Scott, 48% Ashe (Too close to call, 1% reporting)

As we can see Blankenship is doing badly. The stock market crash significantly hurt his campaign and Kasich has been siphoning Republican votes from him.

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Governor:

[Politician]

It is now 7:30 PM. We can project that Don Blankenship will carry his home state of West Virginia, along with Kentucky, home state of Cocaine Mitch. In addition, we can say that Ohio and North Carolina are too close to call.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Kentucky: Blankenship 48%, Kasich 27%, Harris 26% (Blankenship win, 5% reporting)
North Carolina: Harris 45%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Ohio: Harris 60%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 10% (Too close to call, <1% reporting)
West Virginia: Blankenship 50%, Kasich 30%, Harris 20% (Blankenship win, 1% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
North Carolina: Jackson 56%, Tillis 42% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
West Virginia: Capito 55%, Swearangin 42% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
West Virginia-Special: Ojeda 52%, Justice 46% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)

GUBERNATORIAL RESULTS:
North Carolina: Cooper 56%, McCrory 44% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
West Virginia: Jenkins 50%, Goodwin 49% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)

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Senate:

Gubernatorial:

[Politician]

It is now 8:00 PM, and we can now project that Kamala Harris will carry the states of Illinois, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Maine At-Large, while Don Blankenship will carry the states of Oklahoma and Alabama. We are currently characterizing Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Maine's 2nd district as too early or too close to call.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Alabama: Blankenship 55%, Harris 35%, Kasich 10% (Blankenship win, 1% reporting)
Connecticut: Harris 50%, Kasich 40%, Blankenship 10% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Delaware: Harris 55%, Kasich 33%, Blankenship 12% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Florida: Harris 40%, Kasich 33%, Blankenship 27% (Too close to call, 2% reporting)
Georgia: Harris 45%, Blankenship 30%, Kasich 25% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Illinois: Harris 60%, Kasich 25%, Blankenship 15% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Indiana: Harris 40%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 30% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Maine: Harris 49%, Kasich 25%, Blankenship 24% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Maryland: Harris 60%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 10% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Massachusetts: Harris 63%, Kasich 31%, Blankenship 6% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Mississippi: Blankenship 40%, Harris 38%, Kasich 22% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Missouri: Kasich 35%, Harris 32%, Blankenship 36% (too close to call, 1% reporting)
New Hampshire: Harris 48%, Kasich 42%, Blankenship 8% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
New Jersey: Harris 56%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 14% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
North Carolina: Harris 42%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 28% (Too close to call, 6% reporting)
Ohio: Kasich 40%, Harris 35%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Oklahoma: Blankenship 50%, Kasich 30%, Harris 20% (Blankenship win, 1% reporting)
Pennsylvania: Harris 45%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 25% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Rhode Island: Harris 58%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 12% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: Harris 40%, Blankenship 35%, Kasich 25% (Too close to call, 12% reporting)
Tennessee: Blankenship 45%, Kasich 30%, Harris 25% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)

SENATE:
Alabama: Jones 54%, Brooks 45% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Delaware: Coons 65%, Simspon 32% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Georgia: Abrams 52%, Perdue 47% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Illinois: Bustos 62%, Ives 36% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Kentucky: Grimes 49%, Bevin 47% (Too close to call, 9% reporting)
Maine: Pingree 58%, LePage 40% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Massachusetts: Kennedy 65%, Diehl 32% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Mississippi: Hood 51%, Hyde-Smith 45% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
New Hampshire: Shaheen 54%, Sununu 46% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
New Jersey: Booker 60%, MacArthur 38% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
North Carolina: Jackson 56%, Tillis 44% (Democratic gain, 6% reporting)
Oklahoma: Bridenstine 58%, Johnson 42% (Republican hold, 1% reporting)
Rhode Island: Reed 64%, Nardolillo 35% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: Graham 50%, Parnell 45%, Norman 5% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Tennessee: Alexander 54%, Dean 45% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
West Virginia: Capito 56%, Swearangin 44% (Too early to call, 8% reporting)
West Virginia-Special: Ojeda 57%, Justice 43% (Democratic hold, 8% reporting)

GOVERNOR:
Delaware: Carney 65%, O'Donnell 34% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Indiana: Buttigieg 50%, Holcomb 48% (Too close to call, 10% reporting)
Missouri: Zweifel 60%, Parson 40% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
New Hampshire: Marchand 54%, Ayotte 46% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Vermont: Scott 50%, Ashe 49% (Too close to call, 12% reporting)
West Virginia: Goodwin 54%, Jenkins 45% (Too early to call, 10% reporting)

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Senate:

Gubernatorial:

[Politician]

It is now 8:30 AM, and we can now project that Don Blankenship has won the states of Arkansas and Tennessee, while Kamala Harris has won Pennsylvania, a major flip from 2016.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Arkansas: Blankenship 55%, Harris 30%, Kasich 15% (Blankenship win, 1% reporting)
Pennsylvania: Harris 50%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 20% (Harris win, 8% reporting)
Tennessee: Blankenship 48%, Harris 28%, Kasich 23% (Blankenship win, 5% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
We can now project that Chellie Pingree has won the Maine Senate Race. Incumbent Senator Susan Collins was defeated in the primary by former governor Paul LePage, who is coming out a loser in this race.

Arkansas: Cotton 51%, Beebe 48% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Maine: Pingree 55%, LePage 40% (Democratic gain, 7% reporting)

GUBERNATORIAL RESULTS:
We can project that Clint Zweifel has won the Missouri Governor's race, and that Carte Goodwin has won the West Virginia gubernatorial race.

Missouri: Zweifel 56%, Parson 39% (Democratic gain, 8% reporting)
West Virginia: Goodwin 55%, Jenkins 45% (Democratic gain, 16% reporting)

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[Politician]

We can now project that Shelley Moore Capito has won the West Virginia Senate race.

West Virginia: Capito 55%, Swearangin 45% (Republican hold, 15% reporting)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Love Thom getting Blanched by Comrade Jef!

[Politician]

It is now 9:00 PM, and we can project that Kamala Harris will carry the states of New York, New Mexico, Colorado, Minnesota, Michigan and Maine's 2nd congressional district, while Don Blankenship will carry the state of Mississippi. We can also project that John Kasich has won his first states of the night, the states of North and South Dakota.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Arizona: Harris 45%, Kasich 30%, Blankenship 25% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Colorado: Harris 55%, Kasich 26%, Blankenship 16% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Florida: Harris 42%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 23% (Too close to call, 20% reporting)
Georgia: Harris 40%, Kasich 34%, Blankenship 26% (Too close to call, 30% reporting)
Indiana: Harris 40%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 35% reporting)
Kansas: Kasich 40%, Harris 35%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 2% reporting)
Louisiana: Blankenship 42%, Harris 36%, Kasich 20% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Maine's 2nd CD: Harris 46%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 15% (Harris win, 20% reporting)
Michigan: Harris 50%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 15% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Minnesota: Harris 52%, Kasich 40%, Blankenship 7% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Mississippi: Blankenship 45%, Harris 35%, Kasich 20% (Blankenship win, 15% reporting)
Missouri: Kasich 36%, Harris 35%, Blankenship 31% (Too close to call, 25% reporting)
Nebraska: Kasich 45%, Harris 30%, Blankenship 25% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Nebraska's 2nd CD: Harris 42%, Kasich 36%, Blankenship 18% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
New Mexico: Harris 55%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 10% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
New York: Harris 65%, Kasich 25%, Blankenship 10% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
North Carolina: Harris 40%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 25% reporting)
North Dakota: Kasich 50%, Harris 25%, Blankenship 25% (Kasich win, 1% reporting)
Ohio: Kasich 40%, Harris 37%, Blankenship 23% (Too close to call, 30% reporting)
South Carolina: Harris 36%, Blankenship 33%, Kasich 32% (Too close to call, 40% reporting)
South Dakota: Kasich 55%, Harris 30%, Blankenship 15% (Kasich win, 2% reporting)
Texas: Harris 45%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 16% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Wisconsin: Harris 48%, Kasich 40%, Blankenship 12% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Wyoming: Kasich 45%, Blankenship 35%, Harris 20% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)

SENATE: We can project that John Hickenlooper has won the Colorado Senate race, defeating the incumbent Cory Gardener by an overwhelming margin.
Alabama: Jones 54%, Brooks 46% (Too close to call, 28% reporting)
Arizona-Special: Gallego 56%, McSally 42% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Arkansas: Beebe 51%, Cotton 47% (Too close to call, 15% reporting)
Colorado: Hickenlooper 63%, Gardener 35% (Democratic gain, 1% reporting)
Georgia: Abrams 53%, Perdue 45% (Too close to call, 30% reporting)
Kansas: Brewer 50%, Jenkins 48% (Too close to call, 2% reporting)
Kentucky: Grimes 51%, Bevin 48% (Too close to call, 30% reporting)
Louisiana: Landrieu 50%, Cassidy 49% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Michigan: Peters 55%, Snyder 44% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Minnesota: Smith 58%, Bachmann 40% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Mississippi: Hood 50%, Hyde-Smith 45% (Too close to call, 20% reporting)
Nebraska: Sasse 56%, Raybould 44% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
New Hampshire: Shaheen 54%, Sununu 46% (Democratic hold, 35% reporting)
New Mexico: Udall 62%, Wilson 36% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: Parnell 50%, Graham 42%, Norman 8% (Too early to call, 38% reporting)
South Dakota: Rounds 58%, Huether 42% (Republican hold, 1% reporting)
Tennessee: Alexander 52%, Dean 48% (Too close to call, 30% reporting)
Texas: O'Rourke 53%, Cornyn 46% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Wyoming: Cheney 62%, Trauner 38% (Republican hold, 1% reporting)

GUBERNATORIAL:
We can now project that Governor Marchand has been re-elected in New Hampshire.

Indiana: Buttigieg 52%, Holcomb 48% (Too close to call, 38% reporting)
New Hampshire: Marchand 55%, Ayotte 45% (Democratic hold, 35% reporting)
North Dakota: Burgum 60%, Mathern 40% (Republican hold, 1% reporting)
Vermont: Scott 50%, Ashe 49% (Too close to call, 35% reporting)

Presidential map:

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Governor map:

[Politician]

We now have 4 major projections:
President:
Nebraska: Kasich 42%, Harris 32%, Blankenship 25% (Kasich win, 6% reporting)
Wisconsin: Harris 46%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 20% (Harris win, 8% reporting)
Senate:
Arizona-Special: Gallego 57%, McSally 41% (Democratic gain, 8% reporting)
Nebraska: Sasse 56%, Raybould 44% (Republican hold, 6% reporting)

Presidential:

Senate:

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

why is WV orange on the senate map

[Politician]

why is WV orange on the senate map

Capito won her re-election, but the special election to replace Manchin was won by Ojeda, so both parties won one race.

[Politician]

It's now 10:00 PM and we have some new projections.

PRESIDENT:
Arizona: Harris 48%, Kasich 29%, Blankenship 27% (Harris win, 12% reporting)
Iowa: Harris 40%, Kasich 40%, Blankenship 20% (Too close to call, 2% reporting)
Montana: Kasich 40%, Harris 35%, Blankenship 25% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Nevada: Harris 50%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 15% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Utah: Kasich 60%, Harris 32%, Blankenship 8% (Kasich win, 1% reporting)

SENATE:
Iowa: Vilsack 53%, Ernst 46% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Montana: Bullock 55%, Daines 45% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: Parnell 54%, Graham 44%, Norman 6% (Democratic gain, 45% reporting)

GOVERNOR:
Montana: Schweitzer 54%, Fox 46% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Utah: McMullin 65%, Wilson 30% (Independent gain, 1% reporting)

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Senate:

Governor:

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

N U T

[Politician]

We can now make some major projections:
PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Georgia: Harris 42%, Kasich 32%, Blankenship 26% (Harris win, 55% reporting)
Kansas: Kasich 45%, Harris 32%, Blankenship 22% (Kasich win, 14% reporting)
Louisiana: Blankenship 43%, Harris 37%, Kasich 20% (Blankenship win, 16% reporting)
Nebraska's 2nd CD: Harris 45%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 18% (Harris win, 20% reporting)
North Carolina: Harris 41%, Kasich 34%, Blankenship 24% (Harris win, 60% reporting)
Wyoming: Kasich 46%, Blankenship 37%, Harris 19% (Kasich win, 15% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
Alabama: Jones 54%, Brooks 46% (Democratic hold, 50% reporting)
Georgia: Abrams 53%, Perdue 46% (Democratic gain, 55% reporting)
Mississippi: Hood 52%, Hyde-Smith 46% (Democratic gain, 45% reporting)
Montana: Bullock 55%, Daines 45% (Democratic gain, 10% reporting)

We can also now say Democrats will not only hold the Senate but expand their 52-48 majority. Right now the Democrats are on track to a 60-seat supermajority.

Presidential:

Senate:

[Politician]

It is now 11:00 PM and we have a POTUS call:

KAMALA HARRIS ELECTED PRESIDENT

Kamala Harris has surpassed the 270 EV's needed to become president, and in January will go on to be the next president of the United States.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
California: Harris 70%, Kasich 22%, Blankenship 8% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Hawaii: Harris 75%, Kasich 20%, Blankenship 5% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
Florida: Harris 45%, Kasich 34%, Blankenship 21% (Harris win, 70% reporting)
Idaho: Kasich 60%, Harris 20%, Blankenship 20% (Kasich win, 2% reporting)
Montana: Kasich 45%, Harris 28%, Blankenship 26% (Kasich win, 30% reporting)
Oregon: Harris 59%, Kasich 29%, Blankenship 12% (Harris win, 1% reporting)
South Carolina: Harris 40%, Kasich 35%, Blankenship 25% (Harris win, 90% reporting)
Texas: Harris 46%, Kasich 32%, Blankenship 20% (Harris win, 63% reporting)
Washington: Harris 65%, Kasich 25%, Blankenship 10% (Harris win, 1% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
We can now say that Democrats have gained a 60-seat supermajority in the United States Senate.

Idaho: Labrador 58%, Jordan 42% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Iowa: Vilsack 52%, Ernst 46% (Democratic gain, 40% reporting)
Kansas: Brewer 52%, Jenkins 47% (Democratic gain, 65% reporting)
Kentucky: Grimes 50%, Bevin 49% (Democratic gain, 98% reporting)
Oregon: Merkley 69%, Walden 30% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)
Texas: O'Rourke 52%, Cornyn 48% (Democratic gain, 63% reporting)

GUBERNATORIAL RESULTS:

Indiana: Buttigieg 51%, Holcomb 48% (Democratic gain, 96% reporting)
Montana: Schweitzer 53%, Fox 47% (Democratic hold, 50% reporting)
Vermont: Scott 50%, Ashe 49% (Republican hold, 99% reporting)
Washington: Inslee 65%, Rossi 33% (Democratic hold, 1% reporting)

Presidential map:

Senate map:

Gubernatorial map:

[Politician]

And we can now call:
Indiana: Harris 37%, Blankenship 35%, Kasich 33% (Harris win, 100% reporting)
Iowa: Harris 42%, Kasich 40%, Blankenship 18% (Harris win, 83% reporting)
Ohio: Harris 39%, Kasich 38%, Blankenship 23% (Harris win, 100% reporting)

And in the Senate:
Arkansas: Beebe 51%, Cotton 48% (Democratic gain, 95% reporting)
Idaho: Labrador 56%, Jordan 44% (Republican hold, 15% reporting)
Louisiana: Landrieu 51%, Cassidy 48% (Democratic gain, 90% reporting)

Presidential map:

Senate map:

[Politician]

It is now 1:00 AM.

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS:
Alaska: Kasich 42%, Harris 36%, Blankenship 20% (Too close to call, 1% reporting)
Missouri: Harris 37%, Blankenship 35%, Kasich 30% (Harris win, 100% reporting)

SENATE RESULTS:
Alaska: Begich 54%, Sullivan 45% (Too early to call, 1% reporting)
Tennessee: Alexander 51%, Dean 49% (Republican hold, 100% reporting)

30 MINUTES LATER
And we can now call:
Alaska presidential: Kasich 40%, Harris 35%, Blankenship 25% (Kasich win, 20% reporting)

Alaska Senate: Begich 55%, Sullivan 45% (Democratic gain, 20% reporting)

FINAL RESULTS

PRESIDENTIAL:

SENATE:

Democrats hold a 67-33 supermajority.

GUBERNATORIAL:

Democrats hold a 31-18 majority, with 1 Independent.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Final Senate results:

Stop! Stop, he's already dead!

[America Needs R'hllor]

Final Senate results:

Stop! Stop, he's already dead!

Also, dat Democratic deep south

[Politician]

Final House Results:

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

[OBD]

but i was gonna make beebe run for senate in my election night

[Politician]

BLANKENSHIP RAGES ON TWITTER, CLAIMS HE WAS THE TRUE WINNER

Republican presidential nominee Don Blankenship has whined on Twitter that he was the true winner and that "voter fraud" stole the election from him. "Mexicoperson Kamala Harris stole the election from me and I will uncover this egregious voter fraud" he said. He has also blamed John Kasich for his loss, claiming he "cost me so many Republican votes it's sickening". President Trump has also claimed Kamala Harris rigged the election in her favor.

[Politician]

but i was gonna make beebe run for senate in my election night

I'll let you, but I changed mine to include Carte Goodwin in West Virginia.

[OBD]

but i was gonna make beebe run for senate in my election night

I'll let you, but I changed mine to include Carte Goodwin in West Virginia.

Kay.