Why was 6 afraid of 7? And other funny jokes thread.

[BenBurch]

We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.  But there are more jokes.  Lots and lots of them.  Let's have a thread where we put jokes, because we all could use a laugh! 

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Because 7 was gay and 6 was a homophobe

[BenBurch]

Because 7 was gay and 6 was a homophobe

I have no words...

[°Leprechaun]

For those of you who speak Spanish:

¿Qué hace un pez en el agua? (I am not totally sure that I translated that correctly, please let me know the correction, if it is wrong)

Nada.

[MarkD]

A woman gave birth to identical twin boys and gave them up for adoption. One of her boys was adopted by a family in Spain; they named him Juan. The other boy was adopted by a family in Egypt; they named him Amahl.
Ten years go by. One day the mother was being visited by her sister, and on the same day received a letter from a boy in Spain named Juan. It turned out he researched who his birth mother was, and wrote her a letter telling him all about himself and including a picture of himself. The mother told her sister that she is so pleased to get this letter; she's proud how handsome her son is and that he's doing well in school, that he's got big dreams. Then she says that she hopes  her other son does the same thing as Juan; she'd like to learn how he's doing and see what he looks like. The sister said, "But they're identical twins. If you've seen Juan you've seen Amahl."

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

Are you smart?

If so, then spell it.

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
Because the other days are week days.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Because 7 wears a turban.  (He's actually Sikh, though.)

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

For those of you who speak Spanish:

¿Qué hace un pez en el agua? (I am not totally sure that I translated that correctly, please let me know the correction, if it is wrong)

Nada.

¡Ja, ja, ja! Espero que no se sumergiere. 😅

[FairBol]

Because 7 was gay and 6 was a homophobe

Ugh.  Somebody cue Sandman Sims (guy at the Apollo who used to usher crummy acts off-stage, after they were booed unmercifully)!

[FairBol]

That last joke was like a dull needle....it didn't have a point.  LOL. 

:: dodges the fruit and eggs thrown at him ::

[FairBol]

Because 7 was gay and 6 was a homophobe

Ugh.  Somebody cue Sandman Sims (guy at the Apollo who used to usher crummy acts off-stage, after they were booed unmercifully)!

Just for reference, here's a clip of Sandman Sims doing his thing.  LOL. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmQoNMWsfAY

[OSR STANDS WITH PALESTINE]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?



Cuz 7 was a registered 6 offender

[OSR STANDS WITH PALESTINE]

What’s worse then finding a worm in your apple?















Cancer

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

Why do we call our grandmother Top Sigrid? Because she used to work for the CIA.

What's Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother's name? Brocco Lee

What is sweet and walks through the desert? a caramel

What do you call a group of wolves? Wolfgang

A sewing needle and a safety pin are swimming against each other. Why has the sewing needle lost?
Because it had water in its eye.