Submit a design for our NEW. REGIONAL. QUARTER. It will be put on next month’s Regional ballot to get voted on by the people of the Midwest, if your design is chosen, you could win BIG MONEY!!! You will receive... *Drum roll*
$0.01!!!!!
*Shocked*
How do you propose to finance this huge cash prize?
Raise income taxes?
Sales Taxes?
Please tell me you're not sending me back out onto the streets lifting coins that have fallen to the ground again, you promised me that was to finance the deficit, not your latest fiscally irresponsible boondoggle!!!