In bold: getting the state wrong despite the whole article being about AL, anti-Irish and anti-Italian dog-whistles. The formermost bold item shows that this petty troglodyte is too stupid to even attempt any "satire" without making obvious factual errors. I'm legitimately surprised s/he didn't make a reference to the exploits of Judge Doug Jones. Poor fool probably doesn't know who Doug Jones is and likely learned what satire is just a couple weeks ago, and overuses the word to seem smart among peers who already know it.
Come on, is this 1928 all over again? Stop this nonsense.