Alabama Megathread 2: Thou Shall Not Touch Teenage Girls

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

What do you think would happen if IceSpear met a cute guy from Alabama on Grindr, like he did in West Virginia?

That actually happened? I thought that thread was a joke.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Lol, David Jolly endorsed Doug Jones.

[TheSaint250]

If it was up to the people, Alabama would still be segregated.

It's actually harder than it should be to argue against that when the overall schooling trend seems to be re-segregation, although admittedly for reasons more complex than just brown/black people.

Actually, no, it really is as simple as brown/black people. But I'm sure Saint will come by telling me I'm an SJW for stating the obvious even though my PM social score is to the right of his.

Am I the guy you’re gonna continually reference in every post now?

[Gass3268]

Some in AL business community worried about effects of a Moore win

There needs to be a HB2 style boycott of Alabama if Roy Moore is elected.

[TheSaint250]

If it was up to the people, Alabama would still be segregated.

It's actually harder than it should be to argue against that when the overall schooling trend seems to be re-segregation, although admittedly for reasons more complex than just brown/black people.

Actually, no, it really is as simple as brown/black people. But I'm sure Saint will come by telling me I'm an SJW for stating the obvious even though my PM social score is to the right of his.

Am I the guy you’re gonna continually reference in every post now?

Only when it comes to the denial of tons of racists in your party. At least RINO Tom doesn't deny that, so credit where it's due.

K just wanted to confirm your strange obsession

[Matty]

Has anyone here run a google consumer poll on this race? I know they are inaccurate, but some of y'all were running them for montana.

[longtimelurker]

Before you can teach Alabama voters how to write-in a name, you have to teach them about how to write.

Alabama's next Senator will be someone named "X X". <jk>

[IceSpear]

What do you think would happen if IceSpear met a cute guy from Alabama on Grindr, like he did in West Virginia?

That actually happened? I thought that thread was a joke.

No, it was a true story.

And probably roughly the same thing would happen. Although the state of Alabama is horrible and the majority of its residents are toxic deplorables, some, I assume, are good people. Like the hundreds of thousands that will be voting for Doug Jones.

[IceSpear]

Some in AL business community worried about effects of a Moore win

There needs to be a HB2 style boycott of Alabama if when Roy Moore is elected.

This.

[Roronoa D. Law]

Some in AL business community worried about effects of a Moore win

There needs to be a HB2 style boycott of Alabama if when Roy Moore is elected.

This.

You will think they have learned by now. It was Alabama difficulties with civil rights issues that allow Delta to choose Atlanta over Birmingham.

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So how much has IceSpear been jerking off to the latest polls showing Moore rebounding?

[Cactus Jack]

If it was up to the people, Alabama would still be segregated.

It's actually harder than it should be to argue against that when the overall schooling trend seems to be re-segregation, although admittedly for reasons more complex than just brown/black people.

Actually, no, it really is as simple as brown/black people. But I'm sure Saint will come by telling me I'm an SJW for stating the obvious even though my PM social score is to the right of his.

Am I the guy you’re gonna continually reference in every post now?

Only when he's not coming after me for pointing out the obvious fact that IceSpear is a tool, apparently.

[IceSpear]

So how much has IceSpear been jerking off to the latest polls showing Moore rebounding?

There's not much to jerk off to since I knew it was coming (no pun intended.) As far as I'm concerned I've just been stating the obvious this whole time. I've felt like I've been screaming that the sky is blue to a group of people where 95% of them were convinced beyond all doubt that the sky was purple.

I said Moore wouldn't drop out. He didn't.
I said Moore would continue to surge in the betting markets and to buy tons of his shares if you wanted to make money. He did.
I said Trump's re-endorsement would give him a polling bounce. It did.
I said Moore would continue to lead in most polls with maybe one or two giving Atlas false hope. It happened. (thanks WaPo)
I said Moore would crack 80% on PredictIt. Yep.

You guys should really give me some credit here.

And no, I'd never jerk off to a pedophile being voted into the Senate by deplorables. Obviously I personally wanted Jones to win, but when you know something has a 0% chance of happening, you're not going to be disappointed when it doesn't happen. So why would I express any disappointment? I'd just feel satisfied from vindication, and of course all the money I made on PredictIt. At least deplorables are good for something I guess.

[IceSpear]

So how much has IceSpear been jerking off to the latest polls showing Moore rebounding?

I think Roy Moore is jerking off to the idea of him being a known diddler and the Republican voters fully support him.

I'd prefer to think Moore can't get it up anymoore.

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

The fact that you literally plant the life or death of your fortunes on predictit is beyond stupid IceSpear. One day you'll make a major error and lose big.

[fluffypanther19]

What do you think would happen if IceSpear met a cute guy from Alabama on Grindr, like he did in West Virginia?

That actually happened? I thought that thread was a joke.

what did i miss?!?!

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

So how much has IceSpear been jerking off to the latest polls showing Moore rebounding?

I think Roy Moore is jerking off to the idea of him being a known diddler and the Republican voters fully support him.

More like doing something else...

[Arkansas Yankee]

Has this honestly become a thread on jerking off?

If it is supposed to be humerous? If so, you need to go back to comedy school.

[Arkansas Yankee]

Make no mistake: Dems are likely losing in this race because they failed to force Franken into resignation. Moore supporters who wavered initially are now seeing that Dems only care about Moore allegations because Moore is a republican, and are saying "If Franken can be in Congress, Moore can too!".

From Harry Enten on Twitter:

“FWIW, the Google Trend data suggests that Alabamans really didn't search for Al Franken at anywhere near the levels they did for Moore. Plausible it had an effect. More convinced time elapsing on Moore allegations had far greater effect”

In addition the charges against Moore are 40 years old with no recent charges.  Although I would not be surprised, if some arise next weekend.  Franken's charges are more current.

T

[IceSpear]

If so, you need to go back to comedy school.

I will as soon as Roy Moore stops going to high schools.

[Dr. Arch]

If so, you need to go back to comedy school.

I will as soon as Roy Moore stops going to high schools.

OH MY

GOD

[OneJ]

If so, you need to go back to comedy school.

I will as soon as Roy Moore stops going to high schools.

OH MY

GOD

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

If so, you need to go back to comedy school.

I will as soon as Roy Moore stops going to high schools.

OH MY

GOD

[Arkansas Yankee]

I agree with the posters elsewhere that a Democrat wave is building.  That danger is the final reason to support Moore. The GOP has things to accomplish, especially regarding the courts.  We cannot allow another Democrat in now, who will try to screw up the works. 

I want the courts to at least give me and the country protection from some of the thinking of some hard left Democrats.

[MAINEiac4434]

I agree with the posters elsewhere that a Democrat wave is building.  That danger is the final reason to support Moore. The GOP has things to accomplish, especially regarding the courts.  We cannot allow another Democrat in now, who will try to screw up the works. 

I want the courts to at least give me and the country protection from some of the thinking of some hard left Democrats.

Pedophiles: at least they're not Democrats.