Well-behaved women... : a 2020 TL

[Kamala]

Susan
June 1st, 2017

Susan Collins was ready for some change. She couldn't handle watching her party die under the incompetent leadership of Donald Trump, and internal polling showed her approval dropping in Maine, as the voters of her state started to dislike her association with the party.

In order to survive, Susan knew something had to change. She called up her old friend and fellow Senator, Olympia Snowe.

"Olympia - good morning."

"Hi, Susan. What's going on?"

"I've just.. I'm not sure what to do."

"We'll, let's see what we can do."

Later that night...

Brian Schweitzer sworn in as the 48th Vice President of the United States.

[Lord Admirale]

PRAISE SUSAN

(Sadly, I think she'll be treated and regarded similarly to Arlen Specter in 2009-10)

[Kamala]

Ah, rats. I put the date of the article May 1st instead of June 1st.

[MAINEiac4434]

Ah, rats. I put the date of the article May 1st instead of June 1st.

And also you have NFL games in the summer

Also:

PRAISE SUSAN

(Sadly, I think she'll be treated and regarded similarly to Arlen Specter in 2009-10)

[Kamala]

"Listen here, people. The swamp-filled Senate has a new demonic succubus: slimy Susan Collins. She is infiltrating the already terrible Republican Party and tempting its members to join the Stalinist Party, just like she has.

I mean, look at her. Her evil smile is telling, she is happy she can bring another Globalist to the Stalinist God Bernie.

And Lisa, I mean, her daddy gave her her Senate seat with the aid of the globalist New York bankers like Goldman Sachs. So it's no wonder she's joined Susan and the Stalinists. I'm telling you guys, the creepy fingers of the Goldmans and the Sachses is extending its grip further and further down the throat of the American people. I mean, its no wonder that the Democratic Stalinists in the congress are all on the GS official company payroll - do some research, you can find it online.

And it's not just Lisa that has finally revealed her true, globalist-reptilian self."

[GoTfan]

I am laughing big-time now.

[West_Midlander]

SUSAN! SUSAN! SUSAN!

[BuckeyeNut]

Are we supposed to understand the most recent post to mean that Lisa has also become a Democrat?

[MAINEiac4434]

This last update is the best thing I've ever read

[Kamala]

Are we supposed to understand the most recent post to mean that Lisa has also become a Democrat?

Yes, sir. Although the woman in the last picture isn’t Murkowski...

[_]

Murkowski AND Capito?!

God the GOP is boned.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Murkowski AND Capito?!

God the GOP is boned.

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths: The GOP

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Murkowski AND Capito?!

God the GOP is boned.

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths: The GOP

>Implying the GOP's death is sad

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Murkowski AND Capito?!

God the GOP is boned.

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths: The GOP

>Implying the GOP's death is sad

Fair enough.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Murkowski AND Capito?!

God the GOP is boned.

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths: The GOP

[Kamala]

Current Senate map. King is still an independent, but Sanders is now officially a Democrat.

53 D - 47 R.

22 Democrats are women - 42% of the caucus!

Only 2 Republicans are women - Ernst and Fischer.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Wow! Didn't expect that from Shelley Capito, but considering Sanders's win there it's a bit more likely

[Kamala]

Wow! Didn't expect that from Shelley Capito, but considering Sanders's win there it's a bit more likely

That's basically the reason why. GOP party leadership and Trump have been putting the pressure on her to support more traditionally fiscally conservative legislation, which WV has proven it's averse to thanks to Sanders's win there.

[BuckeyeNut]

This is truly glorious. Manchin must feel strange.

[West_Midlander]

This is truly glorious.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

And to think.... this is all because Kay Hagan got reelected in 2014. /s

[Kamala]

Kellyanne
August 3rd, 2017

Kellyanne was back on the job market! Having just been fired by Donald Trump for whichever of dozens of reasons -

Dropping approval ratings, an empty cabinet, leaks, policy failures, embarrassing gaffes, whatever...

It was just too much for an ordinary human to deal with as Chief of Staff.

But it's really insulting that he'd fire me in the middle of the night, kicking me out onto Pennsylvania Avenue like this. I mean, how the hell was I supposed to prevent Bannon's calls from being leaked?

Yes- someone in the White House leaked the records of illegal phone calls between Steve Bannon and several Russian officials. While this already looked bad, Kellyanne knew that the contents of those calls could bring down the administration. This had been several days ago, and the president was getting increasingly furious that the leaker hadn't been found and fired yet.

I tried my best. Good luck to whomever inherits this f***ing mess of an administration.

I swear, I will testify my *ss off in front of Congress when the time comes. See you in hell, Donald!

Trump Approval Ratings
Approve - 29%
Disapprove - 66%

[LCSPopTart]

Who is her replacement as COS?

[MAINEiac4434]

Who is her replacement as COS?

Kamala please make Ivanka or someone equally incompetent his COS.

[Kamala]

Who is her replacement as COS?

Kamala please make Ivanka or someone equally incompetent his COS.