Post strawmen arguments against the above poster's ideology

[GlobeSoc]

I'll start by arguing against myself.

DEMONRAT LIEbrals who support SOCIALIST Sanders HATE AMERICA. SINGLE PAYER=SOCIALISM and  anyone who says otherwise is lobotomized!!1!

[Crumpets]

If you support John Delaney, you support the corrupt gerrymandered system that has allowed him to keep his seat for so long. I'll be voting for someone who was elected democratically, thank you very much!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

are you from Seaatle? Interesting. Last time I heard Seattle was a hippie town that elected socialists up and down the ballot. Seattle elects people who are fundamentally un-American. What a lunatic you must be to live in Seattle and partake in its politics.

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

How can you be a wimpy independent moderate. Real Texans are strong, tough extreme conservatives. You don't embody the spirit of the Alamo one bit. What a disgrace!

[The Govanah Jake]

Disgusting Scum like DemoRats like you do not belong in Kentucky! Real Kentuckians knows that Louisville Liberals(Communists) like yourself are not true Kentuckians and you should be ashamed you have a avatar of a Proud Anti-Socialist State like Kentucky.

[Mike Thick]

Let's be real, Jake: a vote for Democrats is a vote for Hamas, and a vote against Judeo-Christian values continuing to survive surrounded by the Muslim Menace. Our President has done more for Israel than any American, ever, and it's a pity that you won't stand by our leader in these troubled times when he clearly has your best interests at heart.

(I'm scaring myself)

[RFayette]

Liberalism with a libertarian tinge just means that you have more freedom to get your money taken from you for services you may never need or want.

[kyc0705]

Look at all this totalitarian, theocratic nonsense! Sorry, I don't support abolishing freedom of religion! What's your favorite fictional universe, the one from The Handmaid's Tale?

(I kinda phoned it in, but it works I guess.)

[Xing]

Oh? You think Trump is mean? What's the matter? Can't handle a tough guy who tells harsh truths? Wuss.

[Virginiá]

Why do you hate freedom so much?

[°Leprechaun]

Make America Great Again!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Greens and Libertarians? Horseshoe theory much?

[Goldwater]

muh bathrooms!

[fhtagn]

Libertarians are just Republicans who like weed.

[Goldwater]

Libertarians are just Republicans who like weed.

Where the lie tho?

*SKIP*

[RFayette]

Social liberalism is just letting people do whatever they want, even if it destroys civlization.

[Xing]

If God is so great, why did he let my toast get burnt this morning?

[Figueira]

Why do you support Communist Democrats if you have a Taiwanese flag?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

You haven't had a UK avatar for a year, and you still think we think you're British. But of course, you're a member of the Democrat Party, so of course you're hiding something.

[TheLeftwardTide]

Goddamn lesbian trannies want to increase my taxes so that they can pay for breast implants for my soon-to-be aborted fetus.

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

I go to college in Maryland, and dang is this state just CRAWLING with socialists! Why can't you guys be the GOOD type of Democrat, i.e. the establishmentarian, fiscally conservative types we have in New Jersey?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

New Jersey is full of crooks. I mean, have you seen Bob Menendez? Tejas is where it's at!

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

UGGH, why do I always have to remember to use the proper pronoun? This is extra work for me, and is also why Trump won.

[RFayette]

Texas values will crush your wimpy lefty New Jersey values everr day of the week

[Lord Admirale]

Why would you rather see two men with guns than two men holding hands?