Alternate Careers

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John Kasich:
Representative of OH-12: 1983-2001
U. S. House Budget Chair: 2001-2005
U. S. House Armed Relations Chair: 1997-2001
Ambassador to Germany: 2001-2005
National Security Advisor: 2007-2010
Governor of Ohio: 2011-2017
President: 2017-


Newt Gingrich:
Representative GA-6: 1975-1997
Speaker of the ahouse: 1995-1997

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Theodore Roosevelt
1899-1901: Ambassador to Germany
1901: Vice President
1901-1909: President

Robert Todd Lincoln
1901-1905: Ambassador to Germany
1905: Delegate to the Berlin Convention*
1905-1909: Secretary of State
1909-1917: President
*The Convention at which America, Germany, Italy, Romania, Spain, and Austria-Hungary sign the New Alliance to oppose the Triple Entente which increasingly was trying to gain economic influence in countries in the American sphere of influence

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James Comey
Deputy Inspector General of New York: 1995-1997
Solicitor General of New York: 1997-1999
New York City Police Commissioner: 1999-2002
Attorney General of New York: 2003-2009
Mayor of New York City: 2009-2014
Governor of New York: 2015-2017
President of the United States: 2017-

Condoleeza Rice:
National Security Advisor: 2001-2005
Secretary of State: 2005-2006
U. N. Secretary-General: 2007-2013
Vice President: 2017-

Zalmay Khalilzad:
Ambassador to Afghanistan: 2003-2005
Ambassador to Iraq: 2005
U. N. Ambassador: 2005-2007
Secretary of State: 2007-2009, 2017-
National Security Advisor: 2009-2010

Neil Gorsuch
Attorney General of Colorado: 1999-2003
Chief Justice of the Colorado Supreme Court: 2003-2006
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: 2006-PRESENT

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Cassius Clay:
Kentucky House Representative: 1835-1841
Secretary of War: 1849-1850
Ambassador to Russia: 1861-1863
Secretary of State: 1863-1865
Vice President: 1865
President: 1865-1873

Ulysses S. Grant
Vice President: 1869-1873
President: 1873-1881

Robert Todd Lincoln
Ambassador to Prussia: 1865-1874
Secretary of State: 1874-1881
Senator of Illinois: 1881-1885
President: 1885-1893

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Sanford Bishop:
GA-94 State Representative: 1981-1991
GA-15 State Senator: 1991-1993
GA-2 U. S. Representative: 1993-2011
Governor of Georgia: 2011-

John Monds:
Grady County NAACP President: 2005-2011
Georgia Public Services Commissioner: 2009-2011
GA-2 U. S. Representative: 2011-

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No Merger
Scott Brison:
Ambassador to the United States: 1989-1994
Member of the Canadian Parliament for Kings—Hants: 1997-2000
Member of the Canadian Parliament for Calgary Centre: 2001-
Minister of International Trade of Canada: 2006-2009
President of the Treasury Board: 2013-2015
Deputy Prime Minister: 2013-2015
Prime Minister of Canada(Progressive Conservative-Liberal coalition): 2015-

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No Merger
Scott Brison:
Ambassador to the United States: 1989-1994
Member of the Canadian Parliament for Kings—Hants: 1997-2000
Member of the Canadian Parliament for Calgary Centre: 2001-
Minister of International Trade of Canada: 2006-2009
President of the Treasury Board: 2013-2015
Deputy Prime Minister: 2013-2015
Prime Minister of Canada(Progressive Conservative-Liberal coalition): 2015-

I like this.

Prime Ministers:
Jean Chrétien(Liberal): 1993-1997
Jean Chrétien(Liberal-New Democratic coalition): 1997-2000
Joe Clark(Progressive Conservative): 2000-2009
Adam Giambrone(New Democratic minority): 2009-2013
Catherine Clark(Progressive Conservative minority): 2013-2015
Scott Brison(Progressive Conservative-Liberal coalition): 2015-

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Newt Gingrich:
U. S. Representative for GA-6: 1975-1989
Chairman of the House Republican Conference: 1987-1989
Secretary of Energy: 1989-1991
Secretary of the Treasury: 1991-1993
President: 2001-2009

Jan Brewer:
Secretary of State of Arizona: 1995-1999
Governor of Arizona: 1999-2001
Vice President: 2001-2009


Jack Kemp:
U. S. Representative of NY-39: 1971-1973
U. S. Representative for NY-38: 1973-1983
U. S Representative of NY-31: 1983-1989
Chairman of the House Republican Conference: 1981-1987
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 1989-1993
Secretary of the Treasury: 2006-2009

Barack Obama:
U. S. Representative of IL-1: 1993-2003
Governor of Illinois: 2003-2009
President: 2009-2017

Joe Biden:
Senator from Delaware: 1972-2009
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee: 2001-2003, 2007-2009
Vice President: 2009-2017

John Kasich:
Ohio State Senator for OH-15: 1979-1983
U. S. Representstive for OH-12: 1983-2007
Chairman of the House Armed Services Committee: 1995-2001
Chairman of the House Budget Committee: 2001-2007
Governor of Ohio: 2011-2017
President: 2017-PRESENT

Condoleezza Rice:
Provost of Stanford University: 1993-1998
President of Stanford University: 1998-2001
National Security Advisor: 2001-2005
Secretary of State: 2005-2009
Governor of California: 2011-2017
Vice Presidemt: 2017-PRESENT

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Gerald Ford:
U. S. Representative of MI-5: 1947-1969
Chair of the House Republican Conference: 1963-1965
House Minority Leader: 1965-1969
President: 1969-1977

Nelson Rockefeller:
Assistant Secretary of State for American Republic Affairs: 1944-1945
Secretary of State: 1953-1958
Governor of New York: 1959-1969
Vice President: 1969-1977

Mark Hatfield:
Under Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare: 1953-1954
Secretary of the Navy: 1954
Ambassador to the United Nations: 1954-1957
Secretary of State of Oregon: 1957-1959
Governor of Oregon: 1959-1967
Senator of Oregon: 1967-1969, 1979-2005
Secretary of State: 1969-1975

John Eisenhower:
National Security Advisor: 1969-1977
Ambassador to Belgium: 1969-1971
Secretary of the Army: 1971-1973
U. N. Ambassador: 1973-1975
Secretary of State: 1975-1977

George Christopher:
Mayor of San Francisco: 1956-1964
Governor of California: 1967-1969
Secretary of the Treasury: 1969-1977

Barry Goldwater:
Senator of Arizona: 1953-1965
Secretary of Defense: 1969-1973

Bob Dole:
Deputy Secretary of the Army: 1955-1961
U. S. Representative of KS-6: 1961-1963
U. S. Representative of KS-1: 1963-1969
Secretary of the Army: 1969-1973
Secretary of Defense: 1973-1977

William Miller:
U. S. Representative of NY-42: 1951-1953
U. S. Representative of NY-40: 1953-1965
Chair of the Republican National Committee: 1961-1964
Attorney General: 1969-1971

James Buckley:
United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York: 1959-1961
Solicitor General of New York: 1967-1971
Attorney General: 1971-1977

Robert F. Kennedy:
Attorney General: 1961-1965
Senator of New York: 1965-1969
President: 1977-1985

Stuart Symington:
Secretary of the Air Force: 1947-1950
Secretary of Defense: 1950-1953
Senator of Missouri: 1953-1977
Vice President: 1977-1981

Birch Bayh:
Senator of Indiana: 1963-1981
Vice President: 1981-1985
President: 1985-1993

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Daniel Mongiardo:
State Senator of KY-30: 2001-2007
Lieutenant Governor of Kentucky: 2007-2009
Senator of Kentucky: 2009-2021
President: 2021-2029

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John F. Kennedy, Jr.:
Ambassador to Greece: 1993-1995
Editor of George: 1995-2001
U. S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York: 1999-2001
Senator of New York: 2001-2005
Secretary of State: 2005-2007
Governor of New York: 2007-2009
President: 2009-2017

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Stuart Symington:
Secretary of the Air Force: 1947-1950
Senator of Missouri: 1953-1961
Vice President: 1961-1963
President: 1963-1973

James W. Symington:
Assistant City Counselor for St. Louis: 1954-1955
Assistant to U. S. Ambassador to the U. K.: 1958-1960
Ambassador to the United Kingdom: 1960-1963
U. S. Representative of MO-2: 1969-1977
Mayor of Saint Louis: 1977-1985
Governor of Missouri: 1985-1993
President: 1993-2001

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Nikita Khrushchev:
General Secretary: 1953-1971
Chairman of the Council of Ministers: 1958-1971

Sergei Khrushchev:
Chairman of the State Commission on Piloted Flights: 1966-1967
Minister of General Machine Building: 1967-1969
Minister of Foreign Affairs: 1969-1971
General Secretary: 1971-1989
Chairman of the Council of Ministers: 1971-1983

Mikhail Gorbachev:
Chairman of the Council of Ministers: 1983-1991
General Secretary: 1989-1991
President of the Reformed Union of Republics: 1991-2001

Valentin Yumashev:
Minister of Economics and Finances: 1987-1993
Minister of Business: 1993-1996
Mayor of Perm: 1996-2001
President of the RUR: 2001-2011

Grigory Yavlinsky:
Mayor of Lvov: 1991-1996
Premier of West Ukraine: 1996-2006
Council Minority Leader: 2006-2008
Chancellor of the RUR: 2008-2010
President of the RUR: 2011-2016

Mikhail Prokhorov:
Minister of Business: 2002-2006
Minister of Finances: 2006-2008
Chancellor of the RUR: 2014-2015
President of the RUR: 2016-PRESENT

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Wesley Clark:
President of the United States: 2009-2017

Janet Napolitano:
Governor of Arizona: 2003-2009
Vice President: 2009-2017

Harold Ford Jr.:
Senator of Tennessee: 2007-2010
Attorney General: 2010-2013
Secretary of the Treasury: 2013-2017
President of the United States: 2017-

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Dolph Lang

1889 Born in New York City as Adolf Hitler to a couple of Austrian immigrants. Achieved the natural born U.S. citizenship by jus soil.
1891: Adolf's father, a former minor Austrian civil servant who, after losing his post decided to seek a new life in America, dies. Adolf's mother remarries to a German American (with partial Jewish roots) named Carl Lang. An honest and hard-working man with no children on his own, he who would have a strong, positive influence on his stepson.
1894: Adolf is formally adopted by his stepfather and given his surname, Lang. Later the same year, with some money he managed to acquire through his hard work, the family moves west, all the way to North Dakota (dominated by German Americans). They establish a moderately prosperous farm, growing mostly barley.
1906: After graduating (as salutatorian) from the high school, Dolph (as he went to be called now) decided to spent a full year working in hope of amassing enough money to attend college. Instead of just one year, he spends full two working various menial jobs in the West and South. Upon witnessing Jim Crow laws on his own eyes, Dolph becomes an ardent opponent of racism.
1909: With enough money saved, and some scholarship, Dolph Lang enrolls in the Stanford University with an aim to become an architect. Although he dreamed of becoming a famous painter as a kid, he eventually took upon advice of his teacher to purse the architecture instead.
1915: Dolph goes back home with his architectural degree. After experiencing hard start, he eventually starts working in an architectural firm in Fargo, slowly climbing the ladder due to his hard work qualities.
1916: Dolph's mother Clara, a cancer survivor, and stepfather perishes in a train crash. Depressed, Dolph drowns himself in work.
1917: Dolph Lang enlists in the Army following declaration of war against Germany. Due to his roots and knowledge of German affairs, he is given staff work at General Pershing headquarters. Until his death, Dolph would feel ashamed he didn't sniff a gunpowder. However, he is commended for his diligent service and is discharged as Captain.
1919: Dolph Lang returns to North Dakota, facing a civilian life.

TBC.

Is he going to become Ambassador to Germany?

Also, is his name change similar to Gerald Ford's?

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Joseph P. Kennedy Jr.:
Secretary of the Navy: 1949-1953
Senator of Massachusetts: 1953-1961
President: 1961-1964*
Attorney General: 1967-1968
Chief Justice: 1968-1993
Dean of Harvard Law School: 1993-1998
*Terribly wounded; forced to resign

Stuart Symington:
Secretary of the Air Force: 1949-1953
Chief of Staff: 1951-1953
Senator of Missouri: 1953-1961
Vice President: 1961-1964
President: 1964-1969

John F. Kennedy:
NJ-6 Representative: 1953-1959
Senator of New Jersey: 1959-1965
Vice President: 1965-1969

Mary Landrieu:
Governor of Louisiana: 1984-1992
President: 1993-2001

Ann Richards:
Treasurer of Texas: 1983-1991
Governor of Texas: 1991-1999
President: 2001-2002*
*Died of natural causes

John F. Kennedy Jr.:
NJ-6 Representative: 1987-1991
Senator of New Jersey: 1991-1997
Attorney General: 1997-2001
Vice President: 2001-2002
President: 2002-2005, 2009-2013

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Lisa Coleman:
Personnel Director for the Department of Community Colleges: 1992-1996
NC Superintendent for Public Instruction: 1997-2001
President of Duke University: 2004-2011
Governor of North Carolina: 2013-2021
President of the United States: 2021-

Heath Shuler:
NC-11 Representative: 2007-2021
Governor of North Carolina: 2021-

Gavin Newsom:
Mayor of San Francisco: 2004-2011
Lieutenant Governor: 2011-2019
Governor of California: 2019-2021
Vice President: 2021-

Caroline Kennedy:
Ambassador to Japan: 2013-2017
Secretary of State: 2021-

Mary Landrieu:
Louisiana State Treasurer: 1988-1996
Senator of Louisiana: 1997-2015
Secretary of the Treasury: 2021-

Caroline Fayard:
Senator of Louisiana: 2015-

Jay Dardenne:
Governor of Louisiana: 2016-

Janine Davidson:
Under Secretary of the Navy: 2009-2012
Deputy Secretary of Defense: 2012-2014
Ambassador to Ukraine: 2014-2017
Secretary of Defense: 2021-

Preet Bharara:
U. S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York: 2009-2017
Public Advocate for New York City: 2018-2021
Attorney General: 2021-

Cheri Bustos:
IL-17 Representative: 2013-
Chair of the Democratic Policy and Communications Committee: 2017-2019
House Minority Leader: 2019-2021, 2023-
Speaker of the House: 2021-2023

Loretta Sanchez:
House Minority Whip: 2017-2021, 2023-
House Majority Leader: 2021-2023

Hakeem Jeffries:
NY-18 Representative: 2013-
Chair of the House Democratic Conference: 2023-
House Majority Whip: 2021-2023

Carlos Curbelo:
FL-26 Representative: 2015-
House Minority Whip: 2021-2023
House Majority Leader: 2023-

Elise Stefanik:
NY-21 Representative: 2015-
House Majority Whip: 2023-

Dick Durbin:
Senator of Illinois: 1997-
Senate Majority Whip: 2007-2015
Senate Minority Whip: 2015-2021
Senate Majority Leader: 2021-

Maria Cantwell:
Senator of Washington: 1995-
Senate Majority Whip: 2021-

Marco Rubio:
Senator for Florida: 2011-
Senate Minority Leader: 2021-

Mia Love:
Mayor of Saratoga Springs: 2006-2009
Lieutenant Governor of Utah: 2009-2013
Senator for Utah: 2013-
Senate Minority Whip: 2023-





Kelly Ayotte:
Senator of New Hampshire: 2011-2017
President: 2017-2021

Brian Sandoval:
Governor of Nevada: 2011-2017
Vice President: 2017-2021

Richard Grenell:
National Security Advisor: 2017-2021

Roslynn Mauskopf:
Attorney General: 2017-2019
Supreme Court Justice: 2019-

Erika Harold:
Solicitor General of Illinois: 2015-2017
Solicitor General: 2017-2019
Attorney General: 2019-2021

Heather Wilson:
Secretary of Defense: 2017-2021

Neel Kashkari:
Secretary of the Treasury: 2017-2021

Zalmay Khalilzad:
U. N. Ambassador: 2007-2009
Secretary of State: 2017-2021

Curtis Hill:
Attorney General of Indiana: 2017-2020
Supreme Court Justice: 2020-

Megan McCain:
Chief of Staff: 2017-2018

John Avlon:
Chief of Staff: 2018-2021

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Pete Davidson

Graduated from St. Francis College in 2015 with a B. D. in Political science; juris doctor in 2018 from New York State

Deputy Chief Counsel for the New York City Police Department: 2018-2020
Chief Counsel for the NYPD: 2020-2023
Commissioner for the NYPD: 2023-2025
Mayor of New York City: 2026-2033
President of the United States: 2033-2041
Second Gentleman of the United States: 2042-2045

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The juxtaposition of the previous two posts makes it seem like Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are married. Cute.

I try.

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William Jennings Bryan
NE-1 Representative: 1891-1895
Presidential Nominee: 1896, 1912*
President: 1913-1921

Theodore Roosevelt Jr.
Secretary of Navy: 1921-1924
Governor of New York: 1925-1929
President: 1933-1941

Hiram Johnson
Governor of California: 1911-1917
Senator of California: 1917-1933
Vice President: 1933-1941

*1900: Adlai Stevenson I; 1904: Alton Parker; 1908: Benjamin Shively