what is the funniest post ever?

[YRABNNRM]

I am starting to get tired, when I see a good lookin white women, and see her holding hands with Mike Tyson, or seeing a white women with a half black kid...it's bs.

All the black people moving into the white neighborhoods, and the white girls hear liberal crap in school, and try to act in, and before you know it...there ya go...

Plus, ever notice that most of the half black kids you see white women with are still only a few years old...meaning that they were conceived in the last few years...the same time as this crazy liberal adjenda.

I am not racist. I dont watch the Cosby Show and look at it as a BLACK FAMILY SHOW, I watch it as a family show. I don't look at Condi Rice (SHE WONT RUN) as the first black president if she ran, as much as the first women president.

I guess I am mad about it because...

A. During my childhood (1993-2001) I really didnt see as many interracial couples as I do today...and I fear my kids in ten years or so may have to grow up with this crap.

B. The blacks and whites that become a couple dont think about what their kids may have to go through in the future.

Eh...

[riceowl]

HOLY SH!T is that for real?!?!?!

[Alcon]

Why would you fear your kids ten years from now?
Read it all...I FEAR MY KIDS...MAY HAVE TO GROW UP WITH THIS CRAP.

I fear for your kids for a totally different reason.

[© tweed]

Any of Naso's posts from the interracial marraige thread.

[Max Power]

Despite being Irish myself, I laughed at this one:

And Naso, abusive relationships and welfare don't know racial bounds. 

Correct. Just look at the Irish.

[YRABNNRM]

Fu(k political correctness. I'd rather have the old racist order back than have to put up with this nonsense. Look at what PC and multiculturalism got europe: lots of riots and an unassimilated muslim population.

[Blue Rectangle]

This guy is going to die tonight because the Gropenator is to much of a pansy to piss off the republican base.

Just think, if Grey Davis were still in office, this lynching might not take place.

You're right - there would be no electricity to power the chair.

Joe, you are one funny bastard.

[nini2287]

This guy is going to die tonight because the Gropenator is to much of a pansy to piss off the republican base.

Just think, if Grey Davis were still in office, this lynching might not take place.

You're right - there would be no electricity to power the chair.

Joe, you are one funny bastard.

That one had me going for awhile.  Well said.

[Sam Spade]

I'd say that yes Jefferson Davis was worse than Osama bin Laden is.  Bin Laden might have killed a lot of people and want to kill a whole bunch more but he never kept millions of people in slavery.  The entire southern elite was collectively worse than Al-Queda.  The bulk of southerners were just dumb enough to go to war for the benefit of the southern elite.

New sig material. 

I don't know what it is about Democrat posters from Connecticut, why they have to be such dumbf.ucks.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Here in Thailand the working girls often call black guys 'Chocolate Man' - as in "Hey Chocolate Man, I go with you?" 

[Keystone Phil]

Ok, I am quite sick and disturbed by some of these posts and the ass backwards mentality of some people on here.  Hey, it's great so many men on here have a sexually prudish attitude, hey it will pay dividends for me in the long run.  Whatever happened to the free lovin' 60s and 70s?  Since that asswipe Ronald Reagan got in office, this renewed sense of conservatism and "wait until marriage" sh**t has bred a generation of freaking golddigging whores.  I'm not saying all women are like this, but a lot of them are because they listen to their ass backwards yuppie parents who tell their daughters to find a rich man.  We need a new sexual revolution and we need it quick!

[Joe Republic]

Explaining why Chris Dodd was the only senator absent from the crucial vote on Patriot Act reauthorization:

Senate: QUICK QUICK HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM LET'S VOTE
Senate: (votes)
Dodd: (comes back)
Dodd: d00d wtf
Senate: LOL PWN3D

[2952-0-0]

Guess if we have another terrorist attack, we know who to blame.

Yes, Isreal.

[Ebowed]

Gun Control-Support exept in the case of convited felons.

[MHS2002]

Gun Control-Support exept in the case of convited felons.

I wonder if he also supports abortion except in the cases of rape and incest.

[KEmperor]

Gun Control-Support exept in the case of convited felons.

I wonder if he also supports abortion except in the cases of rape and incest.

Now you are just stealing Naso's entire platform.

[KEmperor]

Who every don't like "Christ" in Christmas then fine.. but don't put X in that spot.. I don't care about Greek things, this is American and you know good and well why people do it. Its like them people who try to say its a " Holiday tree"

[YRABNNRM]

As far as I am concerned, peace groups do pose a threat to our national security.  But there is no need to spy on them as they are generally pretty open about their seditious activities.

[Kevin]

You're quite critical of my platform aren't you?

[Kevin]

     Ohhhh I meant Opposes exept in the case of convited felons sorry it was late at night when I wrote the platform and I wasn't thinking clearly because I was tired.

[YRABNNRM]

I think they should spend more money on the plot not the special effects.

Would you care to provide a list of movies that will receive this increase in funding for better flops?  As an official representative of the Association of People Who Made Bad Movies That Could Have Been Better if the Government Had Funded their Plots (APWMBMTCHBBGHFP), I'm specificially thinking of could-have-been greats such as "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" and "Baby Geniuses 2" and "Gigli."  Any interest?

[Bono]

Possibly the most literate poster v. the most illiterate!

Thanks alot!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bono & Bill and Melinda Gates as Persons of the Year

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/18/time.poy/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Over 44% on time.com voted for Mother Nature....but of course, that wasn't liberal enough.

[Ebowed]

King Jesus was a republican, fool.

Why do Dibs, everet, sos, and J-man act like they have breast cancer?

[Platypus]

Jesus had no political affiliation.

So sayeth the heathen.

Actually it's so sayeth the church going Catholic

Same thing.