The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Just found this, surprised it hasn't already been posted:

You think he's still getting personal message notifications?

[lfromnj]

To be fair one hand i can argue that dule is a bit of a bully to s019. On the other hand I can also remember a post where s019 argued bad posters should be bullied.

[有爭議嘅領土 of The Figgis Agency]

Me:  "I've eaten carolina reaper salsa that would make your goddamn Hindu gods toes curl, son.  Do NOT EVER question me, madrachod"

[Politician]

Chris Christie has long struck me as very charismatic and a savvy fighter as well.

I agree, Christie could have been in good shape to fill the hole left by DeSantis. Christie certainly has gravity around him, a weighty resume, and is able to take up space in the national conversation. He's also well-rounded, having been a governor of a deep blue state, and certainly has an appetite for fighting. He'd also have the time to have a hefty presence in the media.

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=62316

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

apparently a lot of ppl are annoyed by that liberty mutual commercial with the emu in it so maybe they get confused and think they hate emo!

[Utah Neolib]

Greitens: "What the f[INKS] did you just f[INKS]ing say about me, you little RINO? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mitt Romney and I have over 300 confirmed counts of sexual assault."

[morgieb]

Po

"Po" means "ass" in German.

[NewYorkExpress]

However the wildcard is the car crash of Gov now Rep Janklow.  HE hit a man and killed him in a car accident and is now charged with manslaughter, which is a felony in SD.

gotta love politics.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

The insurrection hearings are having a damaging effect on the races everyday news come out on Insurrectionists another poll comes out showing D's ahead we saw the ME 2 poll and then we see the TX 5 and then we see the Crist Leading DeSabtis if users don't believe that the Insurrectionists hearings aren't damaging the BRAND NAME R THEY HAVE ROSE Colored GLASSES ON

It's too early for a blue wave but I am optimistic about November because Crist, Beasley and Ryan are ahead we may even win TX and OK I am not saying we will win TX and OK but Kendra Horn is a quality candidate and so is Beto

What did Trump think that he can go about Rs winning and no reprocutions and he can endorse candidates and D's go away like a wimper, plse he is gonna be indicted, the reason why he want Rs to win so he doesn't get indicted, but he will

[Aurelius]

People who complain about recycled water being “toilet water” obviously never paid attention during the water cycle section in their 2nd grade science class.

I will DRINK toilet water

I will BATHE in it.

I will GARDEN with it.

Come on .. add to your immune system!

toilet water and rabbits can save the world.

rabbits because they MULTIPLY so FAST.. source of MEAT

[Sol]

This isn't going to have an impact on the midterms, it will be forgotten about within two weeks.

Spoken like a man who has never had sex before.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Referring to Senators Mark Kelly and Raphael Warnock:

voters want them to serve their full sentences

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pressures-mounting-biden-thinks-gop-083857609.html

This article debunks the Biden low polls theory that lead to R sweep I am very cautious optimistic about our chances in Nov about a Filibuster proof Majority Trifecta, once we get it, it's no turning back

I will be watching FL and NC and OH very closely

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

The best way to honor his memory would be to deny his assassination ever happened

[It’s so Joever]

I don't think there is any lesson.  We're just completely screwed.  People are really stupid, and Biden basically rolled snake eyes as far as random events happening in his presidency, what with COVID lingering on through endless mutations, the economy headed south, Russia invading Ukraine, China doing this absurd zero-covid strategy that's screwed up all the supply chains, and right-wing populists getting elected all around the globe.

Biden could have:

- Not passed the ARP, unless it was paid for by taxes
- Not pushed the "inflation is transitory" myth (the biggest political lie since the Bush years), and pressured the Federal Reserve to increase interest rates 10 months earlier
- Not extended the rent moratorium
- Not pass expanded unemployment when it was trending down
- Not done vaccine requirements; my brother quit one of his jobs because of them (they wanted him to get a third jab when he just got his second jab two months before....)
- Had a plan for leaving out of Afghanistan instead of leaving many billions of dollars of equipment and doing a very rushed leave after he lied to the American people that the Afghanistan rollout wouldn't lead to helicopters airlifting citizens out of it
- Laid out a health care plan instead of wasting capital on the garbage ARP
- Not shut down the pipelines and given more support to the oil industry from the beginning
- Not picked Kamala Harris, a VP who was only picked because she was a black woman instead of any sort of qualifications or popular support.
- List goes on



Your boy Biden is a f***ing failure, I wish I would have voted for Trump instead of this [REDACTED] senile doofus. For every 2-3 things Biden did right, he did 7-8 things wrong. At least Trump was more like 4.5 right / 5.5 wrong

As frustrated as I am with Biden, this is patently absurd. You really need to sort out your priorities if you are somehow coming to the conclusion that misjudging inflation is worse than trying to carry out a self-coup.

The average American who is actually working for a living cares far more about inflation than a "self-coup", whatever the hell that means. I understand now why people were so pissed back then; Joe Biden is driving this country into the ground and he should have never been elected in the first place.

Drop your red and switch to a nice shade of fascist brown

You need some new material. You should be on your knees begging  and listening to everything I say if you want to win elections in the future. I’m a Biden voter who hates him now. Warnock can probably get my vote if he writes a substantial deficit reduction bill, but Biden is going to have to work a whole lot harder to get my vote for President. He’s my elected official and I expect him to do what I say.

If we stab you with a pin to deflate your huge self-importance, do you think it'd help increase the oxygen supply in the air enough to offset the Amazon forest's collapse?

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Sir Muhammad has posted a thread about winning the blue wall states, he knows it's a 303 map but in 2022 OH is on the verge of flipping and GA is on the verge of flipping back R, but why post on the 24 Prez threads and it's a 303 map anyways D's win blue wall not red wall states based on Females which they win 55% of Female and black and Latinos combined fir 85% of their vote that solidifies the blue wall and we know that red states are Evangelical voters

Also, he ranks Franklin Pierce above Trump the Dixiecrats we're not Secularist they were states rights but they were not Tories but Democrats that's why users confuse them with Tories, Dixiecrats like Woodrow Wilson passed the income tax but Chain gangs which DIXIECRAT judges sentenced Blks to because there were no Public Defenders or Miranda until 1963

Jefferson , Madison and Jackson were against the Federal Reserve but had over 300 slaves combined and had large plantation

Federalists were simple Chris Shays Rs until Ronald Reagan because they endorsed Federal Banks , Nixon was a Moderate because he put D Powell, Harry Blackmun on SCoTUS but at the same time he was a Tory and put Rehnquist on the Crt too

[Sol]

Right now there would be a minimum of 4 yes votes, including Sotomayor, Gorsuch and Jackson.

The certain no votes are Roberts, Alito and Kavanaugh.

Of the other three, I believe the most likely yes would be Barrett, who is a pure tossup, whereas Kagan and Thomas are uncertain but probable nos.

Check out the original thread topic.

[Boobs]

I mean France is probably one of the least racist country on this planet.

[Schiff for Senate]

Wouldn't go well. After all, people still like authenticity. And Biden adopting such a style wouldn't be him, just playing a role. He'd look like a pathetic clown who tries to imitate Trump.

Still, would kind of funny. Just imagine that:

The FAILING @nytimes again put out a hitjob that Dems don't want me running again. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! I GOT 81+ MILLION votes, MOST EVER IN HISTORY and BEAT LOSER Trump, who was BANNED from Twitter, like a drum!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

JOBS ARE UP BIG LEAGUE. Tremendous Covid recovery like nobody has ever seen before. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WORKING HARD.
- Joe Biden @joebiden

I told Mini Putler (only 5'6 short!) that we're delivering so many heavy weapons MADE IN USA to OUR GREAT FRIEND VOLODYMR that his PAPER TIGER ARMY is being utterly destroyed in Ukraine. We're not played as under Fat Don! GOD BLESS USA!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

Ronald "DeathSantis", who had WORST COVID RESPONSE EVER, is out with another anti-LGBT bill. Disgrace! Nobody did more for LGBT-Americans than Biden! Where is the fake news calling him out for THOUSANDS OF COVID DEATHS? Should be investigated, like SERIAL SEXUAL HARASSER Fredo, whom I forced to quit!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

I told our wonderful AG Merrick Garland that he is wasting his time with Junuary 6 investigations. Evidence to indict Fat Don is overwhelming. I hope Merrick is doing the right thing!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

Liddle Joe Manchin, who is bought by coal executives and whose daughter may be investigated, needs to go back to work and pass BBB! I told Chuck to GET SMART and ELIMINATE filibuster, which is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER to democracy. The McConnell clowns played us too long! 10 Sens from the INSURRECTION PARTY control senate! BAD!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

Whoever primaries Horseface Kyrsten Sinema will have my COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT in 2024! Kyrstan has been a massive disappointment to the great state of ARIZONA (which I won!). We want great Dems voting for OUR AGENDA, NO MORE DINOS!
- Joe Biden @joebiden

[Badger]

look I know that you Ukrainians are going through a rough patch but have you considered how conservatives are being treated unfairly on an internet forum

[Biden 2024]

Of course, as a Chinese revanchist my goal is 1820 borders which clearly Putin will dislike.

This is the wallpaper of my PC. 

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Alot of users call multiple polls of OH SEN FAKE, NO ITS NOT

[Badger]

Ravensborg.

I don't vote for people who consider me an HP.  

To be fair, he probably just doesn’t know who you are.

[Badger]

Arguably even deserves placement in the good posts gallery

The year? Far in the future or deep in the past. The Empress Virginiá has announced her intention to abdicate the throne and retire to her passion project - a beautiful mountain sanctuary for her favorite animals, puppies and seagulls. Her long reign - from when she had convinced her predecessor David I of the Dynasty Leip to give up the throne - has been marked as a period of peace between the factions of the domain of Tokkaellexia. But upon news of the Virginia's abdication, the empire has been thrown into chaos - each faction of the land believes it can claim the grand throne and administer the realm under its own dark iron agenda. Who will live? Who will die? Who will reign supreme? It is a game of Forums.

The Order of Saint Sekula by far outnumbers its rival factions in the sheer dedication of their knights to the cause - they are followers of their leader, the mad prophet Sir Oc, who roves the inner plains of Tokkaellexia, spreading his sermon to adoring crowds, who join his crusade. The Order of Saint Sekula believes in a future of unflinching devotion to the True Faith of Secularism.

The Lawyers Guild of the capital - a most clever organization skilled in the scribéd tongue of the realm, Pedantese, a difficult language flush with byzantine structure and incongruent legalistic terms. Operating openly as a business of the realm, their reputation for grey tricks and their rampant ambition precedes them. One is the Royek Badgerhead "Acid-tongue" - known as such for his fearsome verbal quarrels, but also for his occasionally incomprehensible speech. Another is C-va S-va, better known by his lawyerly name - "The Man of Much Reaction". But, flanked by his army of scholars of the legal craft, sits their leader : Toriec de 'Udsun, whose could be said to have written the book on Pedantese, seeks the grand throne of the Empress he had once advised.

The Barefoot Army, a ragtag regiment of the masses. They may look like poor peasants, but they live by a strict code of rules, spelled out by their leader, the charismatic, idiosyncratic, and ominously named The Red Death. Rule 1: Never march on the land of the unclean. Rule 2: Wear red. Rule 3: Embrace the religious icon, The Hipster Chris, son of the Great Emo, and his disciples, the brothers Krazeystine. Rule 4: Repeat the prayer often and loudly: Allibra Alldatim! Rule 5: Kiss the feet of the Red Death when he asks. A grim future for Tokkaellexia should the Barefoot Army be successful in extinguishing its enemies.

The Bank of Atlas is an incorporated entity, the preeminent financial institution in the land. It is administered by the flamboyant, idiosyncratic Bankmaster Santa Durr, whose business ventures take him carriage-setting across the world. People across the realm owe him favors. He and his equally flamboyant, fashionable girlfriend, Lady Spraut, promise a future of incomprehensible luxury should they emerge victorious in the game for the throne.

The Orangists, an academy of erudite scholars residing on the isles of Ingleand, known for donning orange robes. These serene scholars are known for their boundless intellect and calm demeanor - but by no means are they any pushovers. Their Provost, the One-with-Many-Words-of-Ancient-Tongues , commands the group, flanked by his compatriot, She-who-eats-pies-of-Crustaceans, and an alpine ally, the Youth-of-local-affairs. Perhaps they can secure the throne through their knowledge of ancient customs; do they hold the knowledge necessary to ensure stability?

The Zeroth International claims to be the voice of the working people of the realm. They shall unite the downtrodden - the oppressed - and inspire them into fervent revolution. Committed to some book of ideals, they are ready to radically reform Tokkaellexia into a worker's paradise. Vanguardism is, sadly, necessarily, but the leaders of this movement - the passionate Pi-Soul and his cynical right hand man,  Avram the Large - uphold this responsibility with a heavy heart.

The Maroonist Monks, a religious sect dressed in dark red capuchins, has thrown their lot into the fight for the soul and control of the realm. Their beliefs are uncommon, and not even in agreement, but this unconventional alliance - the Antonine Fraternité, the Nathanielique Monks, the Spezian Baptists, the Priestesses of the Flying Disco, and the Scottch presbyters (who dressed uniquely in bright green rather than maroon) - poses a thoughtful but strange message to the people of Tokkaellexia. But will their internal factions erase any hope of success for the throne?

The Imperial Library boasts the greatest repository of official records of the realm. Headed by the Head Librarian, Master Morden, the Library guards some of the most fundamental, deepest secrets of Tokkaellexia. Master Morden knows the realm all too well - will he be able to masterfully guide this knowledge into success on the field of geopolitics?

The Bureau of Bureaucracy is the administrative arm of the monarchy of Tokkaellexia. Its members have served the Empress Virginia well in administrating her realm during her reign. The Yellow Vizier, as he's known, vies for the power of the realm, albeit reluctantly. It is not for personal gain, but rather fear of who else may gain it. The Vizier, along with the High Magistrate, the meek Ado, present a vision of supreme stability at the very least, to carry through the Empress Emeritus's legacy and wishes.

The Blue Rabble are another peasant movement, one that has increased in size and volume lately. They claim that they are fundamentally oppressed by the Empress Emeritus. Although they are a disorganized movement, there are a few standout characters: a large grey Bear, trotted around like a circus exhibit. Another is a young tar heel, who claims to be so different, in belief and style, from the peasant horde that marches mindlessly. But the key leader of this movement is the Mechanical Republican, a mysterious automaton which spits out old-school plans for the realm. No one is quite sure how the Mechanical Republican operates, but they are enthralled by its messages nonetheless.

The Society of the After-dark is a shadowy organization, operating in opposition to rule of the Empress for years. Having sought refuge in a makeshift colony on terra nullis, the Society now sees an opportunity to strike. Have they gathered enough strength in the meanwhile to pose a credible challenge for the throne? Or will their hockey stick-wielding army, lead by the Inscrutable Dude, collapse on the field of battle?