The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[IceSpear]

In all fairness, Feinstein was around for the Civil War and lost many friends in the conflict

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

#ClassicOC

FF, because of Maria Shriver, but a terrible Governor

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I expected that. And surprised, that it took so much time for some fools to call for banning. As i said before - they fully justified my thoughts about their level of mental development. That's what most important for me. BTW - mentality in Russia (and i am Russian, and don't pretend to adhere to American standards) is far different, then prevailing mentality on this and other US forums. Ban or no ban - i will be the same. And i and Russian women will decide, when (and how) it's permissible to kiss or pat or whatever else - ourselves. Without heeding "advices" and lectures from here. That's all i want to say.

If you read this in a Russian accent, it’s perfect.

[junior chįmp]

My IQ is 138, how high is yours?

Literally came here after I read it to see if it was here lulz

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

By this logic we can't be sure that you exist, though.

i myself am not sure if i exist

[mvd10]

All of that is very true - Nazism is a very confused ideology but fundamentally its based on nationalism and racist politics which

And Western Conservatism is still an odd beast with conservatives all over the continent still being pretty different and that was even more the case in the 1920s and 1930s.  In Germany their conservatives were broadly anti-democracy and they were especially critical of the Weimar constitution, supportive of the imperial state and the monarchy, still incredibly bitter about the defeat of Germany in the war and seeked to Make Germany Great Again, highly militaristic and dominated by the Prussian elites who held significant amounts of political and economic power pre-war; and although they lost a lot of the former they retained the latter.  They also were incredibly anti-Communist and anti-Socialist and just saw the two as being the same thing.  They also were anti-semitic as well or at least willing to use anti-semitism in their election campaigns if they thought that they could get a few votes.  Although a few Conservatives (the DVP; who's effective leader Gustav Stresemann served as Chancellor for a few months in 1923 and Foreign Minister in a billion governments between then and his death in 1929; a very interesting man and someone who helped to bridge the divide between Germany and the former Entente nations) eventually decided to work within the system with the pro-Weimar parties and kicking the above stuff into the long grass, the majority of them, lead by the incredibly reactionary DNVP, always seeked to destroy the Weimar state and to bring back the institutions of the past.  In that regard them hooking up with the NSDAP, who they felt that they could control and eventually push out once the time is right despite the Nazis clearly being the most popular party, makes sense and the Nazis had much greater links with German conservatism than with the left.

British Conservatism was different in that they generally accepted change a lot more and always had a more liberal element to them meaning that they generally weren't ever that sympathetic with fascism - although maybe if we had lost the war things would have been a lot different.  The same is true for the Republican Party as well: they were never the reactionary party that Conservatives in chunks of Europe were, and that's important.  I think that this is especially the case after Reagan and Thatcher basically went full economic liberalism with the other Conservative parties tending to come along with them: indeed the biggest changes to life generally and especially politics and the economy since the immediate post-war years were caused by politicians that identified as Conservatives, suggesting that there is this odd reformist gene within Conservatism in those places.

Greedo: in the UK I'd be considered a Republican, in that in principle I'd favour abolishing the monarchy and becoming a Republic.  On that vein, Sinn Féin are a left-wing Republican party - some would say far left - because they support a united Ireland.  Now this isn't something that I'd be willing to die on a hill over and its not that core a belief but it is a part of how I think about things.  However I'm clearly very different from the American Republican Party despite the same term being appropriate to use, and the two ideologies are very different.  Just because two things have the same name, it doesn't mean that they are at all comparable.  Nazism originates from Völkisch nationalism; an incredibly bizarre strain of nationalism that opposed foreign ideas, individualism and materialism and supported the creation of a 'superior society' based on German blood and 'superior' German culture.  This is especially where the race politics emerged from; that's where the Master Race idea some from, the hatred of racial intermixing, and especially incredibly, intensely anti-semitic politics.  Indeed that's where the Nazi hatred of the Bolsheviks came from: a strong feeling that it was somehow a "Jewish" ideology, plus also totally incompatible with the divided, hierarchical society that the NSDAP wanted.  Your older Conservatives at the time were Monarchists who seeked the restoration of Willheim and the return of the old Reich but younger elements seeked an alternative: that it didn't matter who the leader was but that they needed a strong leader who could return Germany back to its pre-war glory and remove the "parasitic elements" - an ever expanding definition which would eventually include the Jews, Roma people, LGBT people, 'race mixers', the Disabled, Socialists, Communists, Trade Unionists and other political enemies, and later on the Slavs, at least those who they thought couldn't be Germanised.  They adopted the "socialist" label for one main reason: simply to cloak themselves and to appeal to working class people in order to get votes.  Their policies, while at times interventionist, could never be described as socialism.

Okay that makes sense. Seems to me that nazi is nazi it’s totally it’s own political viewpoint.

Read the preceding 20 posts first btw.

[Mr. Morden]

The lesbian world is more socially liberal and fiscally conservative whereas the anal world is more socially conservative and fiscally liberal

[IceSpear]

Bagel is a transphobe, not a "hillbilly."

Thank you, finally someone labeled me right.

Did you choose your username as being the thing you lost your virginity to and the age at which you lost it?

[RINO Tom]

^ That was amazing.

[Kamala]

You’re not supposed to post orgasm-inducing images on atlas.

This site needs to be purged of gross, weird teenagers

Atlas needs to be full of hot, well-adjusted teenagers.

[OneJ]

Oh, please let him hand us another race. We can singlehandedly rebuild the ALDEM bench through Roy Moore.

20 years from now, rookie election nerds are going to wonder why Alabama is so much more Democratic than its neighbors, and seasoned ones will be like "let me tell you a story..."

[Badger]

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

But those with reading comprehension would defend you because it is apparent, especially from the explicit last line, that it is a parody mocking right-wing racist conspiracy theories

But maybe not for you cuz you are such a racist Pig.

that's like 2% of Atlas though

This usually isn't the thread I say this in, but thank you for posting directly into the thread.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

In regards to Texarkana’s signature:

I have one user on ignore and the only reason is because I don't want his sig showing up on my computer if I'm browsing in public.

I wanna put BRTD on ignore, but I'm not sure I will.

[Donerail]

former Florida secretary of state Kathrine Harris.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

We shouldn't be taking children away from their parents just because the parents are dumb (and an IQ-test is by no means perfect), but if your IQ is 66 you're probably not fit to raise children and we should absolutely take children away from people who aren't fit to raise children.

Yes, describing someone with an IQ of 66 as "dumb" is terribly inaccurate. They are severely disabled individuals who cannot even take care of themselves, let alone a child.

My IQ is around 75, and I'm not anywhere near being mentally disabled/retarded.

Forest Gumps iq was 75 and he met 5 Presidents, started several multimillion dollar businesses, won the congressional medal of honor, captured saddam hussein, and raised a kid of his own.

[fhtagn]

Hopefully a Republican so Democrats can be denied a major identity politics accomplishment.

WE ARE THE PARTY OF DIVERSITY AND MULTICUTRALISM AND ACCEPTANCE, WE HAD THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT, THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT, THE FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT, THE FIRST TRANSGENDER PRESIDENT, THE FIRST HOMOSEXUAL PRESIDENT, THE FIRST EXTRATERRESTRIAL PRESIDENT

THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE PARTY OF F**ING WHITE MALES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

Queen Victoria, due to their time of bereavement during the assassination of Honest Abe.

England freed the slaves and Queen Victoria just like Mary Todd Lincoln who was a Whig, best to memorialize the Lincoln movement was to eradicate discrimination among blacks and ethnic minorities.

Whigs and the British monarch back in the 1800's were totally against slavery in England and the US.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

although America would be extremely screwed with either my mother or father... my mother is a sociopathic bitch and homewrecker, and my father is an alcoholic with anger issues.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Obvious pandering to the alt-right.

[Dr. MB]

Drinking vodka turns you into a communist? Good thing I don't touch the stuff.

[wxtransit]

Drinking vodka turns you into a communist? Good thing I don't touch the stuff.

I'm happy that's here.

[wxtransit]

I realized this belongs here.

Thank you thank you South Carolina! Great to be here in Myrtle Beach, I am truly honored. I am Judson Hill, Campaign Manager for The Chambliss Presidential Campaign. And we are here to campaign for traditional Southern values (cheers). And we are going to do that by kicking out Obama and bringing back conservatism! This can only be accomplished with the right Republican nominee, and that is Saxby Chambliss, and not Bobby Jindal! (many cheers). Now y'all have heard a lot of Senator Chambliss' policies in his marvelous performance at the first primary debate (many cheers), but what y'all need to hear now is of another scandal regarding Bobby Jindal (many oo's and boos). Now we sent Don Huffines down to Terrebonne Parish after our counsel Ken Cuccinelli discovered a scandal while doing some research. Here it goes folks, a Farmer by The Name of Brian Bixby gave us this tape from his CCTV Camera, dated July 7th 2009 11:33am. Mr. Bixby is a chicken farmer and caught Bobby Jindal breaking into his property and chicken-diddling on one of his properties while in the area on a agriculture ingenuity trip organized by the LFB. I guess he just could not help himself, here we are distributing the flyers now:



(shocks and gasps) Now I have no idea what Piyoosh was doing, but he needs shoosh from this race. The presidency and America is better than this, do not elect this disgraceful man, god only knows what happens to em cows (thunderous applause and laughter)... See America, you needed to know the truth. Thank you for the opportunity to speak to y'all, and we are going to keep campaigning and working hard for the fate of America (applause). Thank y'all, and God Bless The State of South Carolina and The United States of America! (thunderous applauses and jeers).

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Ladies of Atlas, you know where to find me...

Send me your CV, a cover letter, and two letters of recommendation.

Single. Never had a relationship, but cautiously optimistic.

get on okcupid its too easy

I’m sixteen years old, so that would probably be a recipe for disaster

[WMS]

Trump probably does have fantasies about sleeping with his male friends' wives. Some men do to.

Some women do too regarding their female friends' husbands.

Both sides do it. I, a centrist, fantasize about sleeping with my friends' wives and husbands.

Well-put.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

FF. Somehow more mature than many other posters here...

Wait, did the two of you reach a secret agreement to start "opinion of" threads about each other?  I call shenanigans.

I did not have threadual relations with that woman.