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« Reply #250 on: May 26, 2017, 03:58:02 PM »

those ungrateful Europeans who want to live of American money deserve that blasting . They all should pay their fare share or either agree to be cut off completely from America or they should agree to Do what ever America tells them too without opposition.

Do I even want to click On the thread two See what he is talking about.
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« Reply #251 on: May 26, 2017, 03:59:45 PM »

those ungrateful Europeans who want to live of American money deserve that blasting . They all should pay their fare share or either agree to be cut off completely from America or they should agree to Do what ever America tells them too without opposition.

Do I even want to click On the thread two See what he is talking about.
This is the best post you've ever made.
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« Reply #252 on: May 26, 2017, 05:54:09 PM »

Does he give them a time out, or a slam out?
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« Reply #253 on: May 27, 2017, 02:06:35 PM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=265169.0
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« Reply #254 on: May 27, 2017, 07:25:29 PM »

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« Reply #255 on: May 27, 2017, 07:43:47 PM »

those ungrateful Europeans who want to live of American money deserve that blasting . They all should pay their fare share or either agree to be cut off completely from America or they should agree to Do what ever America tells them too without opposition.

Do I even want to click On the thread two See what he is talking about.

Talk to text?
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« Reply #256 on: May 27, 2017, 08:48:45 PM »

The FBI investigation has paralyzed the Conservative Movement and yes, Ted Cruz, has been caught with  paying hush money to Fiorina to keep her quiet about her affair.

This is not something I would expect from Da-Jon/OC.
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« Reply #257 on: May 27, 2017, 10:02:58 PM »

I mean, he believes OJ Simpson is innocent so
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« Reply #258 on: May 28, 2017, 04:06:08 PM »

This is easily the best Da-Jon post in a long time

As of now - about 20. May be - slightly less..

Come on, now, Dems will net the House, and win GA 06 and MT AL. Dems only lost MT by 1% and with Tester on the ballot, Dems can certainly win that. GA06, Handal won't make it to runoff. Things are looking up.
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« Reply #259 on: May 28, 2017, 10:00:47 PM »

Context:

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« Reply #260 on: May 28, 2017, 10:37:50 PM »


This is the first time I've legitimately laughed at a post in a long time.
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« Reply #261 on: May 30, 2017, 01:50:44 PM »

Yes, I watch sports and was a Cubs and Cavs and Packers fan. However, since moving to the Sunbelt like CA, I am a Raiders, Dubs and Dodgers fan.

I hate to have to explain a joke, but there are just so many levels here this is some peak content.

>Changing allegiances
>San Francisco=Sunbelt
>Switching the favourite NBA team between the only two legitimate NBA teams that actually exist
>The Raiders will not even play in California in one year, and that was selected as the new favourite team with this knowledge despite three other options existing

I'm probably missing some more jokes in this because this is just so well written it blows my mind.
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« Reply #262 on: May 30, 2017, 02:43:54 PM »

Yes, I watch sports and was a Cubs and Cavs and Packers fan. However, since moving to the Sunbelt like CA, I am a Raiders, Dubs and Dodgers fan.

I hate to have to explain a joke, but there are just so many levels here this is some peak content.

>Changing allegiances
>San Francisco=Sunbelt
>Switching the favourite NBA team between the only two legitimate NBA teams that actually exist
>The Raiders will not even play in California in one year, and that was selected as the new favourite team with this knowledge despite three other options existing

I'm probably missing some more jokes in this because this is just so well written it blows my mind.

I would not put it past OC that he was actually just trying to type "Cubs" again and snuck a "D" in there on accident. Smiley
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« Reply #263 on: May 30, 2017, 05:17:47 PM »

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« Reply #264 on: May 30, 2017, 11:11:44 PM »

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« Reply #265 on: May 30, 2017, 11:27:36 PM »


This is not a statement you want taken out of context.
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« Reply #266 on: May 31, 2017, 03:17:05 PM »

Yes, I watch sports and was a Cubs and Cavs and Packers fan. However, since moving to the Sunbelt like CA, I am a Raiders, Dubs and Dodgers fan.

I hate to have to explain a joke, but there are just so many levels here this is some peak content.

>Changing allegiances
>San Francisco=Sunbelt
>Switching the favourite NBA team between the only two legitimate NBA teams that actually exist
>The Raiders will not even play in California in one year, and that was selected as the new favourite team with this knowledge despite three other options existing

I'm probably missing some more jokes in this because this is just so well written it blows my mind.

Also, somebody in San Francisco picking the Dodgers over the Giants.
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« Reply #267 on: May 31, 2017, 03:21:01 PM »


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« Reply #268 on: May 31, 2017, 04:45:04 PM »

These are always funny:

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I have a better idea: any country who doesn't meet the terms of the 1778 Treaty of Alliance has to get involved in every conflict France is in.

America would be nothing without French money, so those ungrateful Yankees should not have any say in world affairs.

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« Reply #269 on: May 31, 2017, 06:07:45 PM »
« Edited: May 31, 2017, 06:17:16 PM by En Marche Forcée »

Yes, I watch sports and was a Cubs and Cavs and Packers fan. However, since moving to the Sunbelt like CA, I am a Raiders, Dubs and Dodgers fan.

I hate to have to explain a joke, but there are just so many levels here this is some peak content.

>Changing allegiances
>San Francisco=Sunbelt
>Switching the favourite NBA team between the only two legitimate NBA teams that actually exist
>The Raiders will not even play in California in one year, and that was selected as the new favourite team with this knowledge despite three other options existing

I'm probably missing some more jokes in this because this is just so well written it blows my mind.

Also, somebody in San Francisco picking the Dodgers over the Giants.

That's unforgivable (Giants fan living in LA, normal).
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« Reply #270 on: June 01, 2017, 05:43:50 PM »

She gave this country so much, wasted her entire adult life on it, and this is how she is thanked.  Hillary is too good for America.  She's the leader America needs, but not the one it deserves.  So she'll be attacked and disparaged, but she can take it.  She's a silent guardian, our watchful protector.

I always liked Green Line's "Hillary fan" act. Well done.
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« Reply #271 on: June 01, 2017, 06:08:12 PM »

It's not trolling. The idea that they just bought a house to live in for a couple of years while their daughter finishes school is BS. It means they intend to be at a minimum be part-time DC residents over the next decade or so.

Would you want to move back to a city where Rahm Emanuel is mayor and there are dozens of shootings every weekend?
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« Reply #272 on: June 02, 2017, 10:48:50 AM »

Western Reno is more fiscally murderous while eastern Reno is more socially murderous.
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« Reply #273 on: June 02, 2017, 02:19:59 PM »

...Eisenhower to the left of Carter? Reagan to the left of both Bushes? Nixon to the left of and more libertarian than Ford?!

I mean, once you realize that Rutherford B. Hayes is the exact center of the political spectrum, it all makes sense.

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« Reply #274 on: June 02, 2017, 03:59:36 PM »

Can't wait for the reality TV show where young models can audition to be Trump's new wife. The finale could be a televised wedding in the white house where trump gets to pick between the two finalists.
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