Opinion of Cruz v. Putin

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

I pick Putin; he seems more like someone who knows what's going on.

[nicholas.slaydon]

Putin

[America Needs R'hllor]

Cruz (not a bloodthirsty dictator)

[Enduro]

Well, the title seems to suggest that we're rating the choice between Cruz and Putin, not picking between them. I say it's a terrible choice, HC.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

I loathe Trashy Ted. I loathe Murderous Vlad more.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

The poll asks who we would rather see become President of the United States. On that count alone, my vote goes to Putin, who was born in Russia and therefore would be Constitutionally barred from doing anything in office.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

The poll asks who we would rather see become President of the United States. On that count alone, my vote goes to Putin, who was born in Russia and therefore would be Constitutionally barred from doing anything in office.

-Let's assume Russia is incorporated into the U.S. by some crazy Trump deal, then.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Well, the title seems to suggest that we're rating the choice between Cruz and Putin, not picking between them. I say it's a terrible choice, HC.

-You're picking between them.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Guys; Putin has an 80% approval rating; Cruz has less than a 50% one. Think harder.

[Enduro]

Well, the title seems to suggest that we're rating the choice between Cruz and Putin, not picking between them. I say it's a terrible choice, HC.

-You're picking between them.

Then title the threads better.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Well, the title seems to suggest that we're rating the choice between Cruz and Putin, not picking between them. I say it's a terrible choice, HC.

-You're picking between them.

Then title the threads better.

-No.

[Enduro]

Well, the title seems to suggest that we're rating the choice between Cruz and Putin, not picking between them. I say it's a terrible choice, HC.

-You're picking between them.

Then title the threads better.

-No.

I'm beginning to see why you get so many HPs.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

The poll asks who we would rather see become President of the United States. On that count alone, my vote goes to Putin, who was born in Russia and therefore would be Constitutionally barred from doing anything in office.

-Let's assume Russia is incorporated into the U.S. by some crazy Trump deal, then.

Seeing as there is an absolute 0% chance of that happening, I must assume this poll takes place in an alternative timeline far removed from our own. It therefore follows that neither of these men exist, and therefore there is no danger in voting for either of them.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

The poll asks who we would rather see become President of the United States. On that count alone, my vote goes to Putin, who was born in Russia and therefore would be Constitutionally barred from doing anything in office.

-Let's assume Russia is incorporated into the U.S. by some crazy Trump deal, then.

Seeing as there is an absolute 0% chance of that happening, I must assume this poll takes place in an alternative timeline far removed from our own. It therefore follows that neither of these men exist, and therefore there is no danger in voting for either of them.

-I think the chance is 2%.