Maine - People harvesting potatoes with a forest in the background, one speaks French
New Hampshire - A libertarian with some alt-right sympathies smoking pot, house is in poor condition
Vermont - Nature
Massachusetts - John Kerry
Rhode Island - Family Guy, that awful show
Connecticut - Rich New England snobs, the kind of awful people who are swinging from Romney to Trump specifically because working class voter seem to like him. (and not because he's, you know, a fascist)
New York - New York City, Hillary Clinton
New Jersey - Philly Cheesesteaks, must be why Christie is so fat
Pennsylvania - My recent vacation there, the turnpike, following a truck on in the mountains. First time I've been nervous while driving.
Delaware - Marshes
Maryland - African Americans
Virginia - The College of William and Mary, which isn't in Virginia.
North Carolina - Siemens
South Carolina - Racist white neo-confederate man standing under a palm tree, scowl on his face.
Georgia - Peanuts
Florida - Flooding
Alabama - A redneck driving a coal burning pickup truck.
Mississippi - Poor black people living in shacks in swampland, harassed constantly by bugs of all types. The town in the background on the right side is basically in ruins. The river is on the left.
Tennessee - A guy playing some country while sitting on a fence
Kentucky - Foggy hills, the fog makes the grass look blue, and there's not a single tree in sight.
West Virginia - A miserable wilderness marred by coal mining machines disrupting everything. The trees are in poor shape trying to grow on hills and in mining waste, and the machines are automated - no jobs for you.
Ohio - A barn in good condition
Michigan -Someone's driving a beat up old late 70s or early 80s GM sedan on an equally beat up old road running through the forest, heading away from Detroit.
Indiana - Indianapolis, a larger, cleaner, sunnier, and wealthier version of Akron with more conservative white people per captia.
Illinois - Chicago, Obama in the south and the Cubs in the north
Wisconsin - Cheese
Minnesota - An older teenage girl playing punk rock in a studio apartment
Iowa - Corn
Missouri - Moe from the Simpsons, outside his bar the sun is bright and setting, everything is orange and yellow.
Arkansas - Ozarks
Louisiana - Swampy river valley
Texas - 10 gallon hat, worn by rich white rancher
Oklahoma - BushOklahoma, even though I'm not an update reader
Kansas - Wheat
Nebraska - Corn
South Dakota - Native American trinkets and cheap souvenirs
North Dakota - Oil
Montana - Rocks, badlands
Wyoming - Drier Montana
Colorado - Mountains, rocks, cities
New Mexico - The state flag
Arizona - Desert, cactus
Utah - St. Georges
Nevada - The Vegas area suburban sprawl
Idaho - Potatoes and forest, both at once.
Washington - Insufferable liberal hack droning on and on, outside it's raining
Oregon - Hippies selling trinkets and weed at an outdoor festival, the place is smelly...
California - Phony
Hawaii - Natives selling pineapples, probably pretending to be more "traditional" and "native" while really being modern and disgruntled.
Alaska - Mom when she was 30
Bonus: Washington D.C - The National Capitol.
