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Question: Huh
#1
In the next 5 weeks		  
#2
In the next 5 months		  
#3
In the next 5 years		  
#4
In the next 50 years		  
#5
Never again, but a King/Queen again		  
#6
Never again, but a new Führer		  
#7
Never again, because Angela Merkel takes over as custodial guardian		  
#8
Never again, because Jean-Claude Juncker will run the country soon		  
#9
Never again, because Turkey, Russia or another country will invade it and annex it		  
#10
Never again, because Aliens will take it over soon		  
#11
"Austria" does not exist		  
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Tender Branson
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« on: September 10, 2016, 12:47:25 PM »
Choose.
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2016, 12:53:06 PM »
Presumably next election will have to be cancelled because every pencil in half the polling booths are blunt and there is no sharpener, and the next one is cancelled because there is a national amnesia wave that makes everybody forget to turn up to the polls, and the next one is cancelled because all the ballots are placed in the back of a car which falls off a mountain Italian Job style, and the one after is cancelled because both Hofer and Van Der Bellen give up and say "Austria is a silly country anyway", and the one after that is cancelled because the ballots are accidentally printed on cabbage leaves rather than paper.
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2016, 12:56:41 PM »
Quote from: ClintonianCake on September 10, 2016, 12:53:06 PM
Presumably next election will have to be cancelled because every pencil in half the polling booths are blunt and there is no sharpener, and the next one is cancelled because there is a national amnesia wave that makes everybody forget to turn up to the polls, and the next one is cancelled because all the ballots are placed in the back of a car which falls off a mountain Italian Job style, and the one after is cancelled because both Hofer and Van Der Bellen give up and say "Austria is a silly country anyway", and the one after that is cancelled because the ballots are accidentally printed on cabbage leaves rather than paper.


I would laugh at your post (if it weren't so tragic) ...
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2016, 08:57:50 PM »
Tomorrow. Can't say any more.
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2016, 09:06:58 PM »
It's your storybook land, but glad that you're crowdsourcing to come up with your next storyline! Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2016, 04:15:53 AM »
5 months. The October 2 election won't take place because of ballot problems.

My advise is to implement a presidential system and make Chancellor Kern the president.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2016, 04:44:59 AM »
If you're in Vienna right now, you should be able to see the tanks within half an hour or so.
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2016, 06:29:59 AM »
Quote from: President Johnson on September 11, 2016, 04:15:53 AM
5 months. The October 2 election won't take place because of ballot problems.

My advise is to implement a presidential system and make Chancellor Kern the president.

That would mean making Chancellor Kern the new Führer.
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