Lice (D-CA) / Lice (D-NY) - 375/47.6%Donald Trump (R-NY) / Governor Paul LePage (R-ME) - 156/38.7%Senator Ben Sasse (NT-NE) / Fmr. Governor Mitt Romney (NT-MA) - 7/12.4%Nickelback (NL-AB) / Nickelback (NL-NY) - 0/0.9%Other / Other - 0/0.4%
Widely expected to be like 2008 minus Indiana, but upsets in Arizona and Georgia made it a lot more impressive.
When the Supreme Court rules that Lice, being a whole species, was ineligible to be President and Vice President, respectively, Speaker Paul Ryan reluctantly agrees to take the Presidency.