Atlas in the 2020s

[Mike Thick]

We have a thread about what it would have been like in the past. What will it be like in the future? Discuss w/ maps.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Tory becomes Mod Admin.

TORY: I think I can sum up my vizion in one word. Nothing.
LIPE: Nothing?
TORY: Nothing!
LIPE: What does that mean?
TORY: It's a foram about nothing!
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BRTD stuck in Columbus Day Parade traffic
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Einzige say n-word.
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Tony V accidently takes cab to open for Presdent Trump rally: Trump girl: "You know I would die for you. I'd do anything for you." Tony V now advances fashism and hate-mongering.
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Snowstalker examine new 4-party systm with Sanderns and Trump parties: "Yep, classic horseshoe pattern"

[Crumpets]

mods pls ban

trump pls purge

[Leinad]

2020 election board:
"what if sanders challenged president clinton?"
"The GOP is DEAD!!!"
"[Democratic candidate] is literally a COMMIE!!!"
"Inevitable question: who is the best running mate for Cotton?"
"What if warren challenged Pres. clinton?"
"Clinton (D) vs. Haley (R) vs. Amash (L) vs. Sanders (G) vs. Huntsman (I) vs. West (I)"
"[Republican candidate] is literally a NAZI!!!"
"Opinion of Jon Huntsman/Michael Bloomberg ticket?"
"Here's why Kanye has no chance"

Forum community circa 2020 election:
"Opinion of Tender Branson?"
"Atlas in the 2030s"
"Opinion of Leinad's cringe-y Amash fan-art signature"
"Would you rather live in a >50% Kanye West precinct or a >50% Ted Cruz precinct?"
"Opinion of BRTD's conversion to very-conservative Catholicism?"
"Opinion of ironic Kanye supporters"
"[attention whoring] I made a picture of (hopefully) President Amash on a jet-pack in space!"
"Does your family know about Kanye 2020?"

Something like that. Those are the only two boards I can satire at the moment.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Past Elections:

How does the brief 2016 campaign of Marco Rubio connect to the contemporary Robot Rights movement?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

mods pls ban

trump pls purgedeport

ftft

[Thunderbird is the word]

2020 election board:
"what if sanders challenged president clinton?"
"The GOP is DEAD!!!"
"[Democratic candidate] is literally a COMMIE!!!"
"Inevitable question: who is the best running mate for Cotton?"
"What if warren challenged Pres. clinton?"
"Clinton (D) vs. Haley (R) vs. Amash (L) vs. Sanders (G) vs. Huntsman (I) vs. West (I)"
"[Republican candidate] is literally a NAZI!!!"
"Opinion of Jon Huntsman/Michael Bloomberg ticket?"
"Here's why Kanye has no chance"

Forum community circa 2020 election:
"Opinion of Tender Branson?"
"Atlas in the 2030s"
"Opinion of Leinad's cringe-y Amash fan-art signature"
"Would you rather live in a >50% Kanye West precinct or a >50% Ted Cruz precinct?"
"Opinion of BRTD's conversion to very-conservative Catholicism?"
"Opinion of ironic Kanye supporters"
"[attention whoring] I made a picture of (hopefully) President Amash on a jet-pack in space!"
"Does your family know about Kanye 2020?"

Something like that. Those are the only two boards I can satire at the moment.

"Do you feel bad about making fun of Bushie since he died of a blood clot?"
"Opinion of TNFs conversion to deep green environmentalism?"
"Opinion of Cathcons sex change?"
"Will Marco Rubio be the Grand Marshall of the 2025 Miami Gay Pride Parade?"

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

2020 election board:
"what if sanders challenged president clinton?"
"The GOP is DEAD!!!"
"[Democratic candidate] is literally a COMMIE!!!"
"Inevitable question: who is the best running mate for Cotton?"
"What if warren challenged Pres. clinton?"
"Clinton (D) vs. Haley (R) vs. Amash (L) vs. Sanders (G) vs. Huntsman (I) vs. West (I)"
"[Republican candidate] is literally a NAZI!!!"
"Opinion of Jon Huntsman/Michael Bloomberg ticket?"
"Here's why Kanye has no chance"

Forum community circa 2020 election:
"Opinion of Tender Branson?"
"Atlas in the 2030s"
"Opinion of Leinad's cringe-y Amash fan-art signature"
"Would you rather live in a >50% Kanye West precinct or a >50% Ted Cruz precinct?"
"Opinion of BRTD's conversion to very-conservative Catholicism?"
"Opinion of ironic Kanye supporters"
"[attention whoring] I made a picture of (hopefully) President Amash on a jet-pack in space!"
"Does your family know about Kanye 2020?"

Something like that. Those are the only two boards I can satire at the moment.

"Do you feel bad about making fun of Bushie since he died of a blood clot?"
"Opinion of TNFs conversion to deep green environmentalism?"
"Opinion of Cathcons sex change?"
"Will Marco Rubio be the Grand Marshall of the 2025 Miami Gay Pride Parade?"

Uh... Everything else aside (which is a lotta sh#t to put aside), I wouldn't be able to get away with having my body fat percentage as a chick. No deal.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

2020 election board:
"what if sanders challenged president clinton?"
"The GOP is DEAD!!!"
"[Democratic candidate] is literally a COMMIE!!!"
"Inevitable question: who is the best running mate for Cotton?"
"What if warren challenged Pres. clinton?"
"Clinton (D) vs. Haley (R) vs. Amash (L) vs. Sanders (G) vs. Huntsman (I) vs. West (I)"
"[Republican candidate] is literally a NAZI!!!"
"Opinion of Jon Huntsman/Michael Bloomberg ticket?"
"Here's why Kanye has no chance"

Forum community circa 2020 election:
"Opinion of Tender Branson?"
"Atlas in the 2030s"
"Opinion of Leinad's cringe-y Amash fan-art signature"
"Would you rather live in a >50% Kanye West precinct or a >50% Ted Cruz precinct?"
"Opinion of BRTD's conversion to very-conservative Catholicism?"
"Opinion of ironic Kanye supporters"
"[attention whoring] I made a picture of (hopefully) President Amash on a jet-pack in space!"
"Does your family know about Kanye 2020?"

Something like that. Those are the only two boards I can satire at the moment.

"Do you feel bad about making fun of Bushie since he died of a blood clot?"
"Opinion of TNFs conversion to deep green environmentalism?"
"Opinion of Cathcons sex change?"
"Will Marco Rubio be the Grand Marshall of the 2025 Miami Gay Pride Parade?"

Uh... Everything else aside (which is a lotta sh#t to put aside), I wouldn't be able to get away with having my body fat percentage as a chick. No deal.

Women are supposed to have significantly more body fat than men, unless you're saying you're too skinny.