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« on: June 01, 2005, 11:09:05 PM »
« edited: June 02, 2005, 12:48:58 AM by Senator Supersoulty »
Onion Exclusive

Supersoulty Announces that he will Drop WMS as Running Mate.  Will Pick Up BRTD

Ticket United By "Mutual Desire to Win"

The Onion
July 2nd

In a move that was forseen by no one, Supersoulty has announced today that he will drop his beloved running mate WMS and will instead opt for communist libertine BRTD in unprecendented "Hate Will Bring Us Together" ticket.

Officials from the Supersoulty campaign first announced the move on Monday.  They did not take questions at the time, but several officials in the campaign were quoted as saying it was "a good move".

Supersoulty held a press conference five hours after the announcement.  When asked what the two could possibly have in common, the Senator responded, "I assure you, this ticket is strongly united in our mutual desire to win.

Reports indicate that BRTD celebrated the announcement by going to a strip club with $100 bills, provided by the Supersoulty campaign.  The two then went to a Las Vagas dance club for a night of wholesome drug fueled orgies.

Asked what he thought of the whole affair, BRTD was quoted as saying, "far out".  He then proceded to engage in oral sex with a cross dressed gubernatorial candidate Opebo.

No comment from the Supersoulty campaign.
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM »
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2005, 11:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

That wasn't very nice.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2005, 11:55:19 PM »
Love that Onion! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2005, 12:03:50 AM »
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

You obviously have never read the Onion.  It is a joke tabloid and this story is fake.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2005, 12:04:26 AM »
Quote from: Senator "Pedro" King on June 02, 2005, 12:03:50 AM
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

You obviously have never read the Onion.  It is a joke tabloid and this story is fake.

You're talking to Mike Naso.
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2005, 12:11:42 AM »
Quote from: Senator "Pedro" King on June 02, 2005, 12:03:50 AM
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

You obviously have never read the Onion.  It is a joke tabloid and this story is fake.

I don't think Mike Naso has ever read, period.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2005, 12:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Alcon on June 02, 2005, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Senator "Pedro" King on June 02, 2005, 12:03:50 AM
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

You obviously have never read the Onion.  It is a joke tabloid and this story is fake.

I don't think Mike Naso has ever read, period.

I can tell grammar is not a main focus when his teacher doesn't use capitalization or puncuation while he was on the forum.
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2005, 12:21:23 AM »
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

Ladies and gentleman, BRTD is not a good man. And to show how much I dislike this new ticket, here is what I am going to do.

(FORMER SENATOR NASO SITS ON THE STAGE, LIFTS HIS LEGS, TAKES OUT HIS ZIPPO LIGHTER AND LIGHTS A HUGE FART)

Keystone Phil/MHS JUNE '05!!

HAHAHA
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2005, 12:21:58 AM »
It's not the first of April, Soulty Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2005, 12:23:16 AM »
This is very funny, though I was initially concerned when I saw the thread title.
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2005, 12:27:51 AM »
Quote from: hughento on June 02, 2005, 12:21:58 AM
It's not the first of April, Soulty Smiley

Everyday is April 1 for the Onion.
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2005, 02:32:35 AM »
Soulty should have been dropped, not WMS.

Hmm. Maybe I'll find a place for BRTD/WMS (wi) somewhere on my ballot. Maybe just ahead of Supersoulty/WMS.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2005, 11:34:48 AM »
Quote from: R.P. McLewis Trondheim on June 02, 2005, 02:32:35 AM
Soulty should have been dropped, not WMS.

Hmm. Maybe I'll find a place for BRTD/WMS (wi) somewhere on my ballot. Maybe just ahead of Supersoulty/WMS.

I'll definitely find a spot for WMS/Supersoulty, and see if I can beat my ballot record for write-ins as per last time.
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2005, 01:18:48 PM »
hey now, it's opebo that likes to screw crossdress, not me. I am never engaging in sexual contact with anyone who has a penis, unless someone with a vagina is also involved who is EXTREMELY hot (read 3-way).

I would join the ticket if it resulted in lots of free $100 bills for strip clubs though.
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2005, 01:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
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What stage?  This was a newspaper article.
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2005, 03:09:07 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 02, 2005, 01:37:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

What stage?  This was a newspaper article.

LMAO!
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2005, 03:19:07 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 02, 2005, 01:37:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Naso on June 01, 2005, 11:50:32 PM
(FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO WALKS UP ON STAGE)

What stage?  This was a newspaper article.

He is standing on top of the newspaper stand.
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2005, 03:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Born on the Floor on June 02, 2005, 01:18:48 PM
hey now, it's opebo that likes to screw crossdress, not me. I am never engaging in sexual contact with anyone who has a penis, unless someone with a vagina is also involved who is EXTREMELY hot (read 3-way).

I would join the ticket if it resulted in lots of free $100 bills for strip clubs though.

You'd  a guy if a hot girl was involved also?
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2005, 10:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Jake on June 02, 2005, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: Born on the Floor on June 02, 2005, 01:18:48 PM
hey now, it's opebo that likes to screw crossdress, not me. I am never engaging in sexual contact with anyone who has a penis, unless someone with a vagina is also involved who is EXTREMELY hot (read 3-way).

I would join the ticket if it resulted in lots of free $100 bills for strip clubs though.

You'd f**ck a guy if a hot girl was involved also?

 him? No. Have both of us  the girl at the same time? Yes.
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2005, 05:04:48 PM »
Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin

Entertaining thread. Kiki
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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2005, 07:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Frente Farabundo Martí para la Liberación Nacional on June 02, 2005, 10:03:06 PM
Quote from: Jake on June 02, 2005, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: Born on the Floor on June 02, 2005, 01:18:48 PM
hey now, it's opebo that likes to screw crossdress, not me. I am never engaging in sexual contact with anyone who has a penis, unless someone with a vagina is also involved who is EXTREMELY hot (read 3-way).

I would join the ticket if it resulted in lots of free $100 bills for strip clubs though.

You'd f**ck a guy if a hot girl was involved also?

f**ck him? No. Have both of us f**ck the girl at the same time? Yes.

"sexual contact" is ambiguous
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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2005, 07:36:36 PM »
Damn... I was about to give you my 1st pref too.
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2005, 07:38:01 PM »
Quote from: nickshepDEM on June 08, 2005, 07:36:36 PM
Damn... I was about to give you my 1st pref too.

Me! Me! Me!

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