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JohnFKennedy
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« on: May 30, 2005, 11:54:37 AM »
I, John F. Kennedy, former Senator for the Pacific Region and District Five, former President Pro Tempore of the Senate, former Defence and Security Secretary of Atlasia, former President and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of Atlasia, hereby issue a decree forming the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus.

The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus is a sectional pressure group with the express intention of promulgating a better deal for the elite members of the forum. The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will lobby members of the legislature and executive in an attempt to remove those who are not part of the forum elite from office and pass legislation to crack down on criticism of the Forum Elite.

The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will establish new means of control. In the interests of keeping those who are not considered to be elite from expressing their views, the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will lobby for the creation of an all pervasive "Big Brother" to monitor the ongoing actions of forum members to prevent dissent.

The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus is open for membership. All those interested in joining the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus should post their interest here, their suitability will be evaluated by the Dictatorial Chairman of the Forum Elite Conspiracy, Chairman Yoda whose identity is kept strictly secret, Justice Kennedy shall act on his behalf.

The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus denies the existence of a forum elite conspiracy. There is no substantial evidence to prove the existence of a conspiracy by the forum elite to seize and keep power. The Caucus feels that the accusations of elitism levelled against itself are baseless and unfounded, "Elite we are not, better we are" states Chairman Yoda.
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 12:08:41 PM »
Pass
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 12:16:42 PM »
You just lost my vote.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 12:20:29 PM »

Why?

You do realise this is a joke.....
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2005, 12:23:09 PM »

Not if you listen to certain members of the forum.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 12:26:44 PM »
The Forum Elite Conspiracy exists. I fought against it four months ago, won, and promptly gave up.

















You realize I'm not entirely serious. But then, Atlasia is not entirely serious.
I'm just being consistent.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2005, 12:27:57 PM »
Quote from: R.P. McLewis Trondheim on May 30, 2005, 12:26:44 PM
The Forum Elite Conspiracy exists. I fought against it four months ago, won, and promptly gave up.

















You realize I'm not entirely serious. But then, Atlasia is not entirely serious.
I'm just being consistent.

At the Monster Raving Loony Party we believe consistency is a very bad thing, we prefer inconsistency, it is more surprising and thus fun.
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 12:32:16 PM »
Quote from: John F. Kennedy on May 30, 2005, 12:27:57 PM
Quote from: R.P. McLewis Trondheim on May 30, 2005, 12:26:44 PM
The Forum Elite Conspiracy exists. I fought against it four months ago, won, and promptly gave up.

















You realize I'm not entirely serious. But then, Atlasia is not entirely serious.
I'm just being consistent.

At the Monster Raving Loony Party we believe consistency is a very bad thing, we prefer inconsistency, it is more surprising and thus fun.

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 12:39:07 PM »
I'm in!
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 02:36:08 PM »
I join.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 02:39:46 PM »
« Edited: June 01, 2005, 06:37:42 PM by John F. Kennedy »
Ruler:

Chairman Yoda

Members:

Akno21
John F. Kennedy
KEmperor
MAS117
Colin Wixted
Joe Republic
J.J.
Wildcard
Alcon
Gabu
Cheesewhiz
Everett
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 02:41:21 PM »
See? SEE? That's why I oppose the Conspiracy. Cheesy
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MAS117
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 02:57:04 PM »
Quote from: John F. Kennedy on May 30, 2005, 02:39:46 PM
Ruler:

Chairman Yoda

Members:

Akno21
John F. Kennedy
KEmperor
MAS117
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 03:53:24 PM »
I'm in. Proud member of the conspiracy right here. Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2005, 04:12:20 PM »
I'm in, but only if we can have regular secret discussions about how best to exclude other members of the forum.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2005, 04:21:53 PM »
I'm in too, oddly enough.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2005, 04:54:58 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 30, 2005, 04:12:20 PM
I'm in, but only if we can have regular secret discussions about how best to exclude other members of the forum.

What are you talking about, we have those all the time.
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2005, 04:55:49 PM »
I shall join.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2005, 05:06:23 PM »
This is...stupid.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2005, 05:07:27 PM »

Read the thread entittled PM from Cosmo Kramer and Dean's thread about the Forum Elite Conspiracy to get the joke Tongue.
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2005, 05:13:20 PM »
Quote from: John F. Kennedy on May 30, 2005, 05:07:27 PM

Read the thread entittled PM from Cosmo Kramer and Dean's thread about the Forum Elite Conspiracy to get the joke Tongue.

And also this:
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2005, 05:52:22 PM »
I join.

Or do I?
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2005, 05:53:12 PM »
Sure, why not. Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2005, 05:58:26 PM »
I don't know whether I'm Elite enough to join this organization.
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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2005, 06:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Senator Sam Spade on May 30, 2005, 05:58:26 PM
I don't know whether I'm Elite enough to join this organization.

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