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« on: May 28, 2005, 05:34:34 PM »

I bet a lot of you don't remember me.  Ah well.  For those that do, I want to invite you to my wedding!

Orlando has *finally* proposed to me.  We've been dating for months now, and just last night, he asked Chris (aka ilikeverin) for permission to marry me!  And Chris said it was okay!  So the wedding is set.

Soon I shall be Mr. Clay Bloom.

Orlando's such a hot hottie!
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2005, 05:38:20 PM »

Orlando Bloom is a closet fag and a terrible actor.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2005, 05:40:42 PM »

Indeed!

Hooray!

*tosses confetti*

The wedding will be held at Clay's house.  A reception will follow, and the couple will honeymoon in the Caribbean!
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2005, 06:06:12 PM »

This is sick.  We are having a rampant problem here lately with this.

other than the Peter Bell & I-Spy marraige, what other marriages are there?
Why not even it out by proposing to a female poster Preston? : )
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2005, 06:11:32 PM »

Yes, how dare people be sick enough to exercise their rights under the law.

What perverts.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2005, 06:24:54 PM »

You know, at this point i think i might propose to Natalie Portman or Britney Spears.... Tongue

(I am kidding, of course)
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2005, 07:26:33 PM »

This is sick.  We are having a rampant problem here lately with this.

other than the Peter Bell & I-Spy marraige, what other marriages are there?
Why not even it out by proposing to a female poster Preston? : )
There really aren't any around here, besides you know who.
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2005, 08:27:17 PM »

I would propose to Texasgurl, but she's already married and she'd probably slap my face for it.  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2005, 08:40:13 PM »

I would propose to Texasgurl, but she's already married and she'd probably slap my face for it.  Tongue

Yes, if you wanna get married on the Atlas Forum, being gay is the way to go. Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2005, 08:58:15 PM »

Yes, how dare people be sick enough to exercise their rights under the law.

What perverts.

Just because something is legal, doesn't mean you should do it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2005, 08:59:38 PM »

Yes, how dare people be sick enough to exercise their rights under the law.

What perverts.

Just because something is legal, doesn't mean you should do it.

I know, but "gross"? I never found marriage myself all that gross, but maybe that's just me.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2005, 09:16:29 PM »

Yes, how dare people be sick enough to exercise their rights under the law.

What perverts.

Just because something is legal, doesn't mean you should do it.

That is why I refuse to have a driver's license! Wink
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2005, 09:59:27 PM »

There's a lot of conservatism going on here.  Hm!
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2005, 10:35:10 PM »

Huh didn't you already marry Ann Coulter when this fantasy stuff first started?
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2005, 11:53:27 PM »

Yes, how dare people be sick enough to exercise their rights under the law.

What perverts.

Just because something is legal, doesn't mean you should do it.

I know, but "gross"? I never found marriage myself all that gross, but maybe that's just me.

It's not the marriage, it's the gayness.
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2005, 01:14:08 PM »

Well it's not natural.  If everyone was gay then civilization would collapse due to low birth rates.  Let's trust biology, even if you aren't morally opposed to it, and that we're meant to be heterosexual.

News flash:  Not everybody is gay.
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2005, 01:18:32 PM »

People who are whining and barfing at this imaginary news are forgetting one very important thing:

This is on the INTERNET, kids`!111

But they're Gays
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2005, 03:36:32 PM »
« Edited: May 29, 2005, 10:59:50 PM by John D. Ford »

Orlando Bloom is a closet fag and a terrible actor.

He's obviously not a fag since he's banging Kate Bosworth.  He's straight, and very effective at it.
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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2005, 05:59:59 PM »
« Edited: May 29, 2005, 10:58:54 PM by John D. Ford »

Orlando Bloom is a closet fag and a terrible actor.

He's obviously not a fag since he's banging Kate Bosworth.  He's straight, and very effective at it.

Better sentence: Orlando Bloom is a closet fag that bangs a terrible actress.
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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2005, 06:03:20 PM »

Perhaps we could keep the slurs to a minimum... I doubt people would be slinging the n-word around quite as much.
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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2005, 07:34:57 PM »

Perhaps we could keep the slurs to a minimum... I doubt people would be slinging the n-word around quite as much.

Because being black and being gay are too very different things.
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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2005, 07:38:40 PM »

Perhaps we could keep the slurs to a minimum... I doubt people would be slinging the n-word around quite as much.

Because being black and being gay are too very different things.

So?  I would think that a black person being called a n might object just as much as a gay person might to being called a fag.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2005, 07:39:52 PM »

I'm talking about how society views it. n is taboo, fag is not.
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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2005, 07:40:45 PM »

According to who?
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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2005, 07:44:55 PM »

Society, unless you listen to a load of rap "music", I doubt you hear n more than fag/f****t
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