Sam Spade Ad #1 - Responsible Leadership for the Southeast
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Sam Spade
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« on: May 23, 2005, 02:38:46 PM »

(soft, reassuring music in background)

Three months ago, the citizens of District 4 and of the Southeast Region elected a Senator, a new fresh face who entered the Atlasian Senate and would forever change how politics was dealt with in those dusky halls of Nyman, overflowing with corruption and intrigue.

(picture of Sam Spade)

That Senator was Sam Spade.

(Sam Spade speaking in front of the Senate)

Never afraid to make a stand on any issue...

Never afraid to stand for what he believed was right...

(Sam Spade talking to a crowd of people)

Never afraid to talk with the citizens of the Southeast Region...

(screen goes black)

Over these past three months, Sam Spade has lead the fight for the citizens of the Southeast Region.

(pictures of financial institutions)

He has sponsored and passed the first federal budget in Atlasian history and assured that future Senates will be responsible for passing a budget that is fiscally sound and spends the money of the Atlasian taxpayer wisely.

(pictures of NixonNow and Mike Naso)

He has sponsored and passed the first criminal law legislation in Atlasian history, so that those who seek to disrupt Atlasian life may receive just and strict sentences.

(picture of the Southeast Regional capitol)

He has strengthened and promoted regional rights, opposing legislation which attempts to take those rights away so that the federal government can impose its will upon the Southeast.

(picture of Sam Spade speaking to the NRA and anti-euthanasia groups)

He has stood for gun rights and the rights of gun owners and has continued to take a strong, principled stand against the legalization of euthanasia in any and all forms.

(picture of the Atlasian flag)

In short, this has been a term for the ages of Atlasian history, not just for Sam Spade, but for the people of the Southeast and the people of Atlasia as a whole.

(picture goes dark)

What will the future bring?  Only time will tell.

(picture of Sam Spade)

But you can be assured that if he elected to the Senate, Sam Spade will be at the forefront providing...

Responsible Leadership for the Southeast.[/b]

And that's something you can always count on.

(ad paid for by the Sam Spade for Senate campaign)
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2005, 03:45:18 PM »

I had to read the first paragraphs through again, because somehow I read it like this:

Three months ago, the citizens of District 4 and of the Southeast Region elected a Senator ... overflowing with corruption and intrigue.

(picture of Sam Spade)

That Senator was Sam Spade.

That would certainly have been an interesting tactic.
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Sam Spade
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2005, 03:55:12 PM »

I had to read the first paragraphs through again, because somehow I read it like this:

Three months ago, the citizens of District 4 and of the Southeast Region elected a Senator ... overflowing with corruption and intrigue.

(picture of Sam Spade)

That Senator was Sam Spade.

That would certainly have been an interesting tactic.

That's too much of a Irish Democrat tactic.

Of course, maybe you were reading into the ad what you wanted to read.  Tongue
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