And Now for Something Completly Different!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

“Liberty Bell March” plays in the background as Justice Ernest moonwalks to the podium.

Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I have decided that the time is noy opportune for a Democratic-Republican Party.  There simply was not a sufficient difference between it and other more established parties on the issues and insufficient  interest in its raison d’etre, preventing the formation of new Democratic or Republican parties in our fantasy republic.  Therefore, the Democratic-Republican Party is no more.

However, I will not be returning to the Constitutional Union Party, nor will I become an official independent.  Instead I will be forming a new party, but one that will not take itself as serious as my previous efforts.  I hereby announce that I am forming today, the Atlasian Monster Raving Loony Party and I will be running for the office of Vice President this June.  I am reasonably well acquainted with Vice, so I should make a good President of it.

[Sam Spade]

haha

Good luck in your run, Ernest.

[Joe Republic]

As self-appointed spokesman for the Southeast Atlasian League of Inept Voters of Atlasia, we officially denounce the AMRLP as a radical left-right-wing fringe group with insincere promises, and disturbing policies.  Therefore, we have little choice but to whole-heartedly support* Justice Ernest in his bid for the Vice Presidency.



* Joe Republic is not actually a member of SALIVA, but is merely the spokesman guy that they pay to make pointless announcements such as this.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

We spit on the Southeast Atlasian League of Inept Voters of Atlasia for failing to realize that the AMRLP is sincere in its promises.

[Speed of Sound]

good luck Ernest!

[Sam Spade]

As self-appointed spokesman for the Southeast Atlasian League of Inept Voters of Atlasia, we officially denounce the AMRLP as a radical left-right-wing fringe group with insincere promises, and disturbing policies.  Therefore, we have little choice but to whole-heartedly support* Justice Ernest in his bid for the Vice Presidency.



* Joe Republic is not actually a member of SALIVA, but is merely the spokesman guy that they pay to make pointless announcements such as this.

The Southeast doesn't have any inept voters.  

Only the Mideast does, especially those who vote for socialized gun distribution without realizing that they're voting for socialized gun distribution.  

[True Democrat]

Isn't this a real party in England or something?

[J. J.]

Isn't this a real party in England or something?

Sort of, it puts up candidates.

[True Democrat]

http://omrlp.brinkster.net/home.asp

[Speed of Sound]

http://omrlp.brinkster.net/home.asp

I wish that party was over here in the US. That would be awesome.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

http://omrlp.brinkster.net/home.asp

I wish that party was over here in the US. That would be awesome.

The North American Silly Party is loosely affiliated with the Loonys, but AFAIK, they've never actually placed a candidate on the ballot.

[Speed of Sound]

Thats really cool

[minionofmidas]

As self-appointed spokesman for the Southeast Atlasian League of Inept Voters of Atlasia, we officially denounce the AMRLP as a radical left-right-wing fringe group with insincere promises, and disturbing policies.  Therefore, we have little choice but to whole-heartedly support* Justice Ernest in his bid for the Vice Presidency.



* Joe Republic is not actually a member of SALIVA, but is merely the spokesman guy that they pay to make pointless announcements such as this.

The Southeast doesn't have any inept voters.  

Given the state of Southeast politics, I would think all Southeastern voters are by definition inept.

[minionofmidas]

Should the merger with Freedom go through, I will leave the FL and join this party. Which would make Hawaii a one-party-state.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

The MRLP used to have a counciller in Devon. Then he defected to the Tories.
Make of that what you will...

[Peter]

The MRLP used to have a counciller in Devon. Then he defected to the Tories.
Make of that what you will...

Didn't they elect him Mayor at some point as well - thats what I remember.

[Gabu]

The MRLP used to have a counciller in Devon. Then he defected to the Tories.
Make of that what you will...

See, just goes to show you: you get more insane as time goes on.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Didn't they elect him Mayor at some point as well - thats what I remember.

Sidmouth TC voted him as Mayor at least once, yep.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Should the merger with Freedom go through, I will leave the FL and join this party. Which would make Hawaii a one-party-state.

I hope not. Hawaii needs at least two parties.  One with beer and pretzels and another with a veggie platter and wine.

[JohnFKennedy]

Long live the AMRLP!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I thank the Justice for his excellent choice of political party.
Especially since it means that I can say the preceding without talking to myself.
Of course, talking to myself is nice.
I hardly ever get into an argument with myself, and when I do, I always win!

[minionofmidas]

Should the merger with Freedom go through, I will leave the FL and join this party. Which would make Hawaii a one-party-state.

I hope not. Hawaii needs at least two parties.  One with beer and pretzels and another with a veggie platter and wine.

We could be the party's two wings, locked in mortal combat over control of the party.
The merger won't go through though, so don't you worry.

[JohnFKennedy]

I thank the Justice for his excellent choice of political party.
Especially since it means that I can say the preceding without talking to myself.
Of course, talking to myself is nice.
I hardly ever get into an argument with myself, and when I do, I always win!

I tend to lose..... Arguing with myself is always frustrating as I always seem to know more than I do and thus find it impossible to defeat myself.

[Peter]

I am reasonably well acquainted with Vice, so I should make a good President of it.

What is your reaction to those who claim to be the Chairman of Vice?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I am reasonably well acquainted with Vice, so I should make a good President of it.

What is your reaction to those who claim to be the Chairman of Vice?

Depends on whether or not we can have a 3-way with the Chairwoman of Vice.