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Keystone Phil
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« on: May 01, 2005, 04:44:16 PM »
PA 13 leader Keystone Phil news conference

Good evening, everyone. I have one thing to say: We are ready to fight the Southeast if need be. Thank you. Now for questions.

Reprtr John Engle - Do you hve Fir in ur bones?

Keystone Phil - Yes, we do.


Reporter Jim - You claim to be the PA 13 leader. What happened to Congresswoman Allyson Schwartz?

Keystone Phil - I don't know her. Next...

Reporter Bob - Do you have any reports on who has been banned from the PA 13 army?

Keystone Phil - Flyers2006 has been banned from the army. Thank you for your time everyone.

PA 13 is ready for the Southeast!
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2005, 04:44:59 PM »
Drunken Santorum fans ? Easy targets Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2005, 04:48:04 PM »
Will Allyson Schwartz and Melissa Brown be your mascots?
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2005, 04:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Senator Sam Spade on May 01, 2005, 04:48:04 PM
Will Allyson Schwartz and Melissa Brown be your mascots?

I don't know a Allyson Schwartz. We won't have mascots, either. Our banner will be the map of the great PA 13. We will fight with vigor an decisiviness for the Republic!
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2005, 04:49:34 PM »
The NJ-3 Brigade stands by the PA-13 Brigade and is ready for action!
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2005, 05:00:51 PM »



(The PA 13 Brigade moves to Wendy's to get something to eat before the war)

Keystone Phil - I want a double cheeseburger with cheese and fries.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2005, 05:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:00:51 PM


Keystone Phil - I want a double cheeseburger with cheese and fries.



By the way, the double cheeseburger with cheese is not redundant. The extra cheese will be used in battle.
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2005, 05:09:21 PM »
The NJ-3 brigade is currently heading north, northeast on the Walt Whitman.
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2005, 05:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:09:21 PM
The NJ-3 brigade is currently heading north, northeast on the Walt Whitman.

Crossing through PA 1 and PA 2 is a real pain this time in the evening.
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM »
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2005, 05:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.

Pick me up a large banana gelati (with chocolate ice cream).
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2005, 05:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.

Pick me up a large banana gelati (with chocolate ice cream).

Its going to be $2.64
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2005, 05:16:32 PM »
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.

Pick me up a large banana gelati (with chocolate ice cream).

Its going to be $2.64

I'm not paying. I'm running the show. Hurry up!
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2005, 05:18:11 PM »
This brigade will win us the war!?!?!?!


Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.

Pick me up a large banana gelati (with chocolate ice cream).

Its going to be $2.64

I'm not paying. I'm running the show. Hurry up!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2005, 05:19:18 PM »
Quote from: King on May 01, 2005, 05:18:11 PM
This brigade will win us the war!?!?!?!

No water ice for him, MAS.
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MAS117
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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2005, 05:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 01, 2005, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
Theres traffic, were coming. We are going to be late though, he had to stop at Ritas for a Fudge Brownie and Swirl Ice Cream Gelati.

Pick me up a large banana gelati (with chocolate ice cream).

Its going to be $2.64

I'm not paying. I'm running the show. Hurry up!

YES SIR!
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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2005, 05:20:24 PM »
I need a Coke.
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MAS117
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2005, 05:20:55 PM »

You do drugs?
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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2005, 05:22:05 PM »

john?
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2005, 05:37:03 PM »
sh**t! Sorry Phil we had to stop at Tony Luke's, but were on our way!
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2005, 05:38:36 PM »
An American witout please.
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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2005, 05:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Senator MAS117 on May 01, 2005, 05:37:03 PM
sh**t! Sorry Phil we had to stop at Tony Luke's, but were on our way!

With this organization and quick response, the SE doesn't stand a chance!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2005, 05:44:33 PM »
I bet you're stuck in traffic on the Roosevelt Boulevard, General MAS.




Sorry about the signs we still have left over from last year!
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« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2005, 06:14:10 PM »
You line is clear, as the North Philadelphia Battalion has cleared the streets.  We join you in your mobilization.

We of the NPB, might disagree with the legislation, but we respect the Consitution and will support any lawful means to enforce it.
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2005, 06:30:49 PM »
PHIL COME OUT WERE ARMED AND READY...OH sh**t WRONG IM..I MEAN HOUSE... WERE COMING PHIL!
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