Would you rather your daughter marry Bushie or BRTD?

[Panda Express]

Scenario: Your daughter is looking to get married. She has a choice between these two 30~ year old bachelors. Which would you rather her choose?

[politicus]

Option 3.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Polyandry

[SWE]

I would disown my daughter if she considered either of these

[Goldwater]

Option 3.

[memphis]

The one who has a steady job, obviously.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

BTRD is the better of the two.

[Antonio the Sixth]

BRTD seems like the kind of poster who at least might have redeeming qualities if you knew him IRL. We know everything about how Bushie is IRL, and everything of it is sickening.

[Lambsbread]

Bushie, solely to spite BRTD. Option 3 in any other circumstance.

[Torie]

BRTD actually earns a living (a decent one actually if he can afford to galavant around the country pursuing his Ingress hobby) in and amongst everything else. Enough said. And I actually think if BRTD really found love, he would be a good and loyal partner. That is my instinct anyway. BRTD underneath it all, is actually quite a "conservative" man (good for a reliable partner), indeed considerably more than this rather oddball Pub is, who at bottom is very rebellious and suspicious of authority, and almost reflexively, challenges it at every turn - no matter the body count.

[WalterMitty]

option 3 is the only sane choice.

if i had to choose id say brtd.  remember, bushie's religion teaches him that women are inferior to men.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Not only does BRTD have steady gainful employment, he also has an apparently enjoyable social life with friends who share his life experiences and interests. As weird as those life experiences and interests are, that's nothing to sneeze at.

Spinster>BRTD>>>>>>>>>Bushie.

[Beet]

If she were about to marry Bushie that would probably call for an honor killing.

[IceSpear]

BRTD (sane).

[Mr. Smith]

Not only does BRTD have steady gainful employment, he also has an apparently enjoyable social life with friends who share his life experiences and interests. As weird as those life experiences and interests are, that's nothing to sneeze at.

Spinster>BRTD>>>>>>>>>Bushie.

[Eraserhead]

BRTD easily.

[Lief 🗽]

I would have no problem with my daughter marrying BRTD. He seems like a hard-working and committed person, with a steady job and ambition for advancement. He has many interests outside of work and seems to lead an active social life that, as an added bonus, does not involve "loving on children" at any point. While I don't know him that well, everything I've seen from him leads me to believe that he is of at least decent moral character, and would not, for instance, steal money from his parents to pay for pornography. He also seems fiercely loyal (though sometimes to an extreme, to be fair). He lives in a good area of the country that I would enjoy visiting, and he would not raise my grandchildren to be anti-science idiots who believe the universe is 4000 years old.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Option 3.

[morgieb]

BRTD may be....odd, but he's surely a better husband than Bushie.

[Gustaf]

In a binary choice it's really obvious but of course spinster wins in this setting.

[windjammer]

I would have no problem with my daughter marrying BRTD. He seems like a hard-working and committed person, with a steady job and ambition for advancement. He has many interests outside of work and seems to lead an active social life that, as an added bonus, does not involve "loving on children" at any point. While I don't know him that well, everything I've seen from him leads me to believe that he is of at least decent moral character, and would not, for instance, steal money from his parents to pay for pornography. He also seems fiercely loyal (though sometimes to an extreme, to be fair). He lives in a good area of the country that I would enjoy visiting, and he would not raise my grandchildren to be anti-science idiots who believe the universe is 4000 years old.

[ingemann]

Write in single mother.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well, at least there would be some chance my daughter would be a positive influence on BRTD. Bushie, on the other hand, is immune to any positive influence.

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, because he would come to me to ask for permission to propose to my daughter (because he's old fashioned), and I would say "OK, as long as we webcast the entire wedding ceremony and reception to the Update thread."  The ensuing Atlas web traffic would skyrocket, giving Dave a big payday from his advertisers, allowing him to buy a better server that won't crash on Election Night 2016.

That's all I really care about.  I mean, OK, maybe my daughter will have a rough life being married to Bushie, but she's only a hypothetical person right now.  The 2016 US presidential election is real.

[Arturo Belano]

Spinster is the only valid option.