The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

[Antonio the Sixth]

powerful men are sickeningly creepy and disgusting scumbags.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The case against:

1. He's already been rejected by the voting public.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Can anyone who has watched her show tell me why Kelly isn't terrible and unprofessional? I can think of several billion people about whom Trump had made more outrageous comments. Nor am I inclined to take offense over a politician saying mean things about one of Roger Ailes' most ghoulish retainers.

EDIT: This one belongs here too:

from everything i've heard (the script has been leaked) it's just another reason that white dudes should be banned from comedy

Um comedy would suck without white Jewish dudes

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Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

[Antonio the Sixth]

No one like Al to summarize these sorts of things.

Fyck nihilist death cults.

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Rockefeller was literally the worst. I love the "he's a FF because he was a LIBERAL REPUBLICAN" logic.

The guy should be hated across the spectrum, literal filth. Massively corrupt for one.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

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Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

And that's pretty ironic coming from a 40-years old man, whose main occupation seems to be trolling the 2016 board.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

And that's pretty ironic coming from a 40-years old man, whose main occupation seems to be trolling the 2016 board.

There are far worse places and reasons for 40-year olds to be trolling 12-year olds.

[This account no longer in use.]

I'm not even 12

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Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

And that's pretty ironic coming from a 40-years old man, whose main occupation seems to be trolling the 2016 board.

There are far worse places and reasons for 40-year olds to be trolling 12-year olds.

I guess we should he happy Landslide Lyndon haven't sunk to such depths as yet.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

And that's pretty ironic coming from a 40-years old man, whose main occupation seems to be trolling the 2016 board.

Be serious Kal. I have an average of less than 5 messages per day.
The child has an average of 33. Now tell me again who is the one who must say to the other to get a life.

[This account no longer in use.]

Most people on this forum don't have lives in the first place.

That's pretty ironic coming from a 12-year old kid.

And that's pretty ironic coming from a 40-years old man, whose main occupation seems to be trolling the 2016 board.

Be serious Kal. I have an average of less than 5 messages per day.
The child has an average of 33. Now tell me again who is the one who must say to the other to get a life.

I'd argue that making 5 sh-tposts a day is much worse than making 33 average posts a day.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Lol @ people upset that we aren't discussing policy in a GOP Presidential primary. Ted Cruz having sex with rodents is a million times more likely than him coming up with a policy that makes the remotest amounts of sense.

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Lol @ people upset that we aren't discussing policy in a GOP Presidential primary. Ted Cruz having sex with rodents is a million times more likely than him coming up with a policy that makes the remotest amounts of sense.

It's amazing that so many people seems to believe Ted Cruz and Donald Trump ale talking about actual political issues.

[Kingpoleon]

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I may not understand this, but there are much worse... hm... "interests".

ah yeah. browsing encyclopædia dramatica is indeed a terrible pastime for terrible people.

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So true, about a lot of threads

Some posters are really showing their true colors in this thread.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Sometimes, the truths are just accidentally stated by those who mean to the least:

not liking Clinton has absolutely nothing to do with ideology. That should be obvious.

[MT Treasurer]

Why bother? Bernie wasn't gonna get even close here - maybe 0 delegates even!

Why even hold elections? Maxwell can just tell us who's gonna win!

Meanwhile Tony V gives the thumbs up to Ted Cruz delegate shennanigans because he's pretending that Cruz's campaign is funny to spite people on the forum who had the Trump gag for a while. Wowie wowie.

I only care about democracy in my party. Why would I care about it for the party I oppose?

Because intellectual consistency exists?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'd rather have Chile gradually move to American working conditions than the opposite.

[Joe Republic]

For a Trump presidency I picture four years of a situation room full of people explaining to him why he can't do things.

[The Last Northerner]

The truth is I don't think the right worships Reagan as much as they worship in an image they made of Reagan in their heads.

[Mr. Smith]

It's highly unlikely that Mormons will become Democrats.  Trump is an aberration for them, but the social values of the Democratic Party are so far away from the values most Mormons hold that it is hard to imagine that a Mormon could be an enthusiastic Democrat.

That being said:  You hardly ever see a Charismatic or Pentecostal run for office as anything but a Republican.  You very rarely see White Fundamentalists and Evangelicals run for anything as other than Democrats.  But the Democratic Party of Utah, small that it is, is made up of Mormons; they are not a "Gentile" party.  They may be more "Jack Mormons" (non-practicing Mormons by upbringing and heritage) in the Democratic Party than in the GOP, but they're still there.  And it was a DEMOCRAT (Morris Udall) that was the first Mormon ever to win delegates at a major party's convention.

The Evangelical/Mormon alliance is one of agreement on cultural issues.  That can't be emphasized enough.  Someone with Trump's lifestyle tests that moreso than most candidates.  If this trend holds, I'm willing to state that Mormons care FAR MORE about the individual lifestyles of Presidential candidates than do Evangelicals, and that is, from my perspective, a sad commentary on the condition of the Body of Christ.

[Kingpoleon]

If Kingpoleon wins, murder, rape, adultery and incest will be openly taught and practiced. The air will be rent with the cries of distress, the soil will be soaked with blood, and the nation black with crimes.

Are you prepeared to see your dwellings in flame?
Female chastity violated?
Children writhing on the pike?

I'm Kalwejt and I approve this message because Kingpoleon is a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.

All true.