If Upworthy existed in...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

When Jesus was around and they'd highlight the Sermon on the Mount: Your Life Will Never Be The Same After You See What This Carpenter From Judea Has To Say.

American Revolution: They Believe In These Inaliable Rights, And If They Succeed The World Will Never Be The Same.

Martin Luther King's most famous speech: This Man Has A Dream. And It Will Bring You To Tears.

The fall of the Berlin Wall: Normally This Would Just Be Vandalism. But It's Actually Something That Will Change The World Forever.

Tienanmen Square: I Never Thought A Man Simply Standing In Place Could Be So Powerful Until I Saw This.

Go on.

[Peter the Lefty]

1933: This Guy Seems Like Some Ordinary Nationalist Anti-Semitic Demagogue.  But His Prospects Are Actually Terrifying.

1789: These People Wanted Bread.  And the Lengths They Went To To Get It Will Shock You.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

What This German Academic Has To Say About Capitalism Will Change Your Life Forever

[Peter the Lefty]

This German priest had 95 problems with the Church.  You won't believe what he did about it.