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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2107

Red Team advances to Braum's, and help themselves to some free ice cream.

Bore     $2997

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Oakvale     $3600

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, helping himself to a light helping of baked potatoes, chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting, corn, fried chicken, grilled-to-order USDA Sirloin steaks, macaroni & cheese, macaroni salad, mashed potatoes & gravy, meatloaf, pizza, potato salad, Rotisserie chicken, soft serve ice cream, spaghetti and a few sweet potatoes.  And all under 500 calories!

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[Bacon King]

Delightfully anticlimactic! Loans on purple please.

[bore]

Can I unmortgage and put loans on the blues please?

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Wow, 7 out of the 8 colors have loans on them. The players should pray to god and feel confident that god can help them avoid landing on them.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1407

Red Team advances to Christmas, and sit in their apartment alone, just focusing.

Bore     $2291

Bore advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





Bore collects $400 of his parent's money!

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[rpryor03]

Look at BK and HockeyDude doing the right thing and focusing on Christmas (TM).

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1407

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study and very generously contributes $550 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3241

Bore advances to 4am Bible Study and joins the Red Team on their knees, allowing Jesus to spread His love all over them all.

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1057

Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Bore     $3266

Bore advances to Walmart, and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for a two weeks' supply of groceries.

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to Tulsa Apartment and watches some premium cable, and some subscription porn with the volume all the way up.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1782

Red Team advances to Free Gas, collecting the same amount of money they earned from selling Rainbow Play Systems that one time!

Bore     $2516

Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting the same amount of money he earned from selling AmeriPlan healthcare discount cards that one time!

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1782

Red Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3666

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel, and pays $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $3975

Oakvale advances to Utah Call Center, and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1432

Red Team advances to Grandma's House, and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3616

Bore advances to Grandma's House, and also very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $5775

Oakvale advances to On The Border, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

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[Bacon King]

In order to better focus on New Years in Kiribati I have given the responsibility of focusing on Christmas to Oakvale in exchange for the healthy golden corral and $2200

[Oakvale]

I'm going to focus on Christmas and plan ahead to my exciting New Year's Eve by putting 3 houses on both, please Joe.

[Joe Republic]

In order to better focus on New Years in Kiribati I have given the responsibility of focusing on Christmas to Oakvale in exchange for the healthy golden corral and $2200

I trust that you agreed to give up your interest in Christmas long before the day itself was actually over.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2357

Red Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

Bore     $2366

Bore advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:






 

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $2350

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[Oakvale]

1 credit card and then a loan on each dark blue property, please, Joe. I told my boss I would have this done by 1800. It should have been done by 1200 , but I'm not worried.

If I should fall asleep, I would like to immediately use my get out of bed card.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2857

Red Team advances to Corporate Worship and very generously contributes $600 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3116

Bore advances to The Kenyan Kids and very generously contributes $950 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $1550

Oakvale advances to Russ Powers' Office and very generously contributes $1200 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $3207

Red Team advances to Maisha Orphanage and teaches the kids about Jesus even though the kids probably know more about Him than they do.

Bore     $3366

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $350

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $3407

Red Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $4416

Bore advances to Grandma's House and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $1525

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave) to feed him/her (and pay his respects).

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2257

Red Team advances to Grandma's House and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3141

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room and very generously contributes $450 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $3450

Oakvale advances to Just Napping.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $982

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Bore     $2891

Bore advances to Corporate Worship and prays for the souls of Obama, the gays, and the starving heathen children in Kenya.

Oakvale     $3450

Oakvale advances to Hobo Orgy Garage and very generously contributes $900 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.



 

Oakvale advances to Call Center #1 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[morgieb]

This seems to be going through the notions now.

[Joe Republic]

This seems to be going through the notions now.

I am 60% confident that this game will have concluded by the end of 2015.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2092

Red Team advances to Corporate Worship and very generously contributes $600 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3491

Bore advances to Walmart and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $2550

Oakvale advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.



 

Oakvale advances to Grandma's House and briefly relaxes with the volume way down.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2342

Red Team advances to On The Border and help themselves to some authentic Mexican cuisine.

Bore     $2741

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage and very generously contributes $1000 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $2450

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

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