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Richard
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« on: April 14, 2005, 05:30:22 PM »

I know many of you think it is a myth or story.  But for a minute, imagine it being true as described in the Left Behind books.  One day, millions of people are missing.  What will you do?  Switch to Christianity?
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2005, 05:31:10 PM »

I'll be in Heaven so it matters little what I will do.
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Richard
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2005, 05:33:32 PM »

I'll be in Heaven so it matters little what I will do.
Yes...  I'm directing it to those that won't be so fortunate.  The 7 years of Tribulation ain't going to be fun.
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2005, 05:33:44 PM »
« Edited: April 14, 2005, 05:38:48 PM by Blue Rectangle »

Hmmm...if it's just like the Left Behind books?

I guess I'll have to join all the other Catholics in scratching our heads and trying to figure out where we went wrong.

Appropriate that my post count is currently at 666...
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2005, 05:35:45 PM »

Left Behind books? What?
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2005, 05:40:46 PM »

I guess I'll be in Hell by then for being such a terrible person.
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2005, 05:41:38 PM »

Read them.  They're quality.
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2005, 05:43:48 PM »

Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that we'll all be dead before the end times?
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2005, 05:45:34 PM »


To straighten an uneven table maybe.
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2005, 05:46:48 PM »

This was meant to be a serious post.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2005, 05:49:42 PM »

So um, what are they supposed to say exactly?
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2005, 07:59:27 PM »

I guess I'll be in Hell by then for being such a terrible person.

No, I'm pretty sure part of the Tribulation is that you have to be there.
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2005, 08:07:29 PM »

I guess I'll be in Hell by then for being such a terrible person.

No, I'm pretty sure part of the Tribulation is that you have to be there.

I was kidding. Squinting
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2005, 08:46:23 PM »

They were passable page turners except for the last one, Glorious Appearing.  The last one was a predicatably bad novel because it is a bloated version of what Jesus has been predicted to do upon his return which, whatever its value as inspirational writing might be, renders it worthless as dramatic writing.
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2005, 09:17:37 PM »

So um, what are they supposed to say exactly?

Ditto. Care to give us a quick summary?
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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2005, 10:10:30 PM »

It depends on who those millions of missing people are.  I hope the missing people are terrorists, bullies, thugs, sex offenders, murderers, and other menaces to society.
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2005, 10:15:08 PM »

You forgot Democrats
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2005, 10:24:27 PM »

I dunno, convert to Satanism, I guess; nothing to lose at that point. Wink
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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2005, 10:36:29 PM »

I guess I'll be in Hell by then for being such a terrible person.
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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2005, 10:49:25 PM »

Well, I will certainly do my best to repent during that time.  I'm not so confident that I would be worthy of being one of those taken.
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« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2005, 11:00:23 PM »

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Left Behind!!!!!!!! What a bunch of militant trash.
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« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2005, 11:17:28 PM »

I will know that the decision isn't mine to make.  :-)
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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2005, 01:40:56 AM »

yeah, I don't accept Jesus, guess I'll burn in hell for all eternity... (rolls eyes)
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2005, 04:27:23 AM »

I know nothing about this crapola.  You might as well ask about what I would do if I were in Star Trek or Lord of the Rings.
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2005, 07:15:23 AM »

I know nothing about this crapola.  You might as well ask about what I would do if I were in Star Trek or Lord of the Rings.

Star Trek:  You'd try and bag Chekov.

LotR:  You'd try and bag the hobbits.

Try something harder next time.
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