Supersoulty Ad #1 "NOT-A-GAIN"

[12th Doctor]

*Open with dark sounding music*
*Black screen with small, white letters "NOTA" in the center.  They get bigger as the ad goes on*

Announcer:

NOTA has constantly threatened Senator Supersoulty in this election... but what has NOTA said about him or herself.

NOTA might be a liberal or conservative extremeist.

NOTA might raise your taxes, but then again, he might not.  He is everywhere on every issue.

NOTA might have voted 18 times to repel the First Amendment, but then again, he might not have.

NOTA might have been convicted for 6 counts of child molestation.

NOTA might be a man or a woman... we just don't know.

Can you trust NOTA?

We didn't think so.

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I'm Chris Supersoulty and I approved this message.

[King]

Zogby says:

NOTA 51%
Supersoulty 43%
Undecided 6%

MOE: +/- 4%

Mason-Dixon says:

Supersoulty 84%
NOTA 9%
Undecided 7%

MOE: +/- 2%

Some crappy university poll says:

Undecided 72%
Supersoulty 28%
NOTA 0%

MOE:  +/- 43%

[ilikeverin]

John Says:

59% Suppersalty
52% Nota
47% Nims Cukees
20% Undecid

MOE: MY BROHTER

[Jake]

NOTA is opebo BTW

[Gabu]

NOTA is opebo BTW

SCANDAL

[Jake]

NOTA is opebo BTW

I've heard from a reliable source that NOTA is actually Mike Naso's son (and opebo's cousin), John Engle.

                      NOTA Family Tree

       Mom - Dad       Crack Whore - Satan
               |                                    |
             Naso -------------------- Opebo
                                   |
                                   |
                    NOTA-----|-----John Engle

[Joe Republic]

I heard NOTA was involved in some kind of fraud scandal in the seventies, and made illegal millions out of an investment fund.  Though he might not have, I don't really know.

[King]

NOTA doesn't exist, it was all a big center-wing conspiracy to murder the Crown Prince of Montana!