Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Yes, Atlasia dying a slow death and we got problems like you couldn't believe. So I can think of no better way to solve it then lots and lots of alcohol.  

So I am opening up a Saloon, called "Yank's Front" for an illegal gambling ring in the back room, which is in turn a front for a illegal drugs, guns and conterfeit operation in the basement, we are still trying to figure out how that works.

What'll you have Mack?

Wipes counter in a slow and mesmerizing fashion as 1940's instrumentals play in the background

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What's the strongest non-alcoholic drink in the place? I could use one

We're definitely not better off than we were when I just started, but that's OK, I don't think Atlasia is dying, I'm hopeful

Anyway, do you have any orange juice? I don't drink ^^

I don't drink this rat poison either, I just sell it at exorbinant prices.

I might have some "coffin varnish" in the basement from the good ole days (1924). You are probably "safer" with the alcohol.

"No you call me if you start to ache later" - unlicensed doctor in the game "The Godfather".

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

ELECTION END SALE

"Most of my customers are still alive" - another throwaway quote from The Godfather the Game

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Of course the rat poison cost $5 a glass.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Look here Mac, I run a Saloon.

Damn it has been five months since I watched Casablanca I cannot remember a good line to throw out here.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because Atlasia and Adam always can use more booze!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

So a little background on this.

In 2014, everything was going to hell in my life. We had no income, no vehicle and nearly became homeless. One night, I was watching Craig Ferguson and he just randomly pulled out this table cloth and started to slowly pretend to clean his desk while this Jazz like music began to play in the background. I had also recently watched Casablanca for the first time in several years, and those two together created the inspiration, hence the references and mentions to them.

Basically, I wanted to do something fun before I fairly likely got disconnected from the Atlas for an extended period of time and a shaddy gin joint sort of hit all the points of noire, macabre comedy that conveyed my mood at the time. Also, nothing brings people together like alcohol. I had intended, like in the Midwest of old with their cake pics for new members, to dig up pics of the requested drinks. But I was not able to do so before losing my internet access.

At this point, perhaps reviving it will provide a bit of tension relieving lark.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because after the last two weeks, there is never too much alcohol!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because booze!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN YANKEE!

Look mack, I run a saloon here, not a church!

Now either order up or stop disturbing paying customers!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Do you allow smoking, or is this one of those Fascist bars?

Now listen here bud, we got an illegal porker game in the back room, stuff going on down stairs I won't even want to mention and half of these booze here would make the FDA scream. What do you think?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Only 8 of the 24 posts made on page one are by people still in Atlasia.

RIP Gaworth, JCL, Polnut, Franzl, DemPGH, LabronFitzgerald and Sawx

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because if we are going to have gambling, then there has to be booze to go with it.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I just turned 21 so...

Like that mattered to us be... I mean good very good.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I'm still using the employee discount on my drinks, since I'm pretty sure Yankee hasn't fired me yet. So hopefully he ain't too mad.

New drink menu coming soon.

IIRC you once posted a menu on Discord of political party-inspired drinks, and the recipes sounded delicious.  I hope it includes that again.

Its on the previous page.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Also when it comes to the food, I just want to point out that this is a pre-reset saloon and "certain substances" were legal in 2014 atlasia. Just throwing that out there...

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Why must I always struggle to find this?


Clearly you are not drinking enough!!!!


Let's Fix That.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

NEW MENU OPTIONS COMING SOON

We let YT slip away without making a food menu.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

For those who are interested, we have illegal gambling downstairs

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Can I get a rum and coke

No, but I can show you the door.

What door?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

The door is perpetually at the bottom of your next glass.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What is this, "The Twilight Zone"?

Sorry we out of stock on this Twilight Zone you speak of.

We've haven't had that spirit here since 2009.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Does YT cook at this establishment?

He was going to at one time.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Start off the new Congress Drunk!!!!


Half off sale!!!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Its a 20's themed speakeasy. That goes with the territory, but hey, most of our customers are still alive!