Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Yes, Atlasia dying a slow death and we got problems like you couldn't believe. So I can think of no better way to solve it then lots and lots of alcohol.  

So I am opening up a Saloon, called "Yank's Front" for an illegal gambling ring in the back room, which is in turn a front for a illegal drugs, guns and conterfeit operation in the basement, we are still trying to figure out how that works.

What'll you have Mack?

Wipes counter in a slow and mesmerizing fashion as 1940's instrumentals play in the background

[Franzl]

The hoppiest beer you have on tap, please.

[GAworth]

A Belgian Kriek, if that's not available then a Rum n Coke please.

[Prince of Salem]

We're definitely not better off than we were when I just started, but that's OK, I don't think Atlasia is dying, I'm hopeful

Anyway, do you have any orange juice? I don't drink ^^

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

What's the strongest non-alcoholic drink in the place? I could use one

[HagridOfTheDeep]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

sizzurp

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

I don't drink alcohol Hagrid. If I came here every time I lost a Senate primary or general election, Yankee would've helped Duke through Law School.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

I don't drink alcohol Hagrid. If I came here every time I lost a Senate primary or general election, Yankee would've helped Duke through Law School.

This comes as a shock to anyone?

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

I don't drink alcohol Hagrid. If I came here every time I lost a Senate primary or general election, Yankee would've helped Duke through Law School.

This comes as a shock to anyone?

That was for newer folks.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Well, if we're passing around purple drank, JCL can have mine. Uhck.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

I don't wanna help Yankee put Duke through more Law School. So don't you think it's time for the great Atlasian upset story of JCL becoming a senator to happen sooner rather than later for the all the good beers to flow in celebration. I with my root beer of course lol.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What's the strongest non-alcoholic drink in the place? I could use one

We're definitely not better off than we were when I just started, but that's OK, I don't think Atlasia is dying, I'm hopeful

Anyway, do you have any orange juice? I don't drink ^^

I don't drink this rat poison either, I just sell it at exorbinant prices.

I might have some "coffin varnish" in the basement from the good ole days (1924). You are probably "safer" with the alcohol.

"No you call me if you start to ache later" - unlicensed doctor in the game "The Godfather".

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

ELECTION END SALE

"Most of my customers are still alive" - another throwaway quote from The Godfather the Game

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

you got any sarsparilla?

[DemPGH]

I'll assume Presidents / Kings get a back room. Everything talked about there is way, far off the record.

It's midsummer, so I think I will have a cold beer. Make it a Guinness. (I'm not a beer snob, so I won't be requesting anything exotic). And send back a bottle of Brut champagne and a couple bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon. That'll fix us up for a little while. We'll run a tab, of course.

[LeBron]

I'll have what JCL's having! Even Spongebob himself loves some good, old-fashioned root beer. JSYK though, if I do end up being one of the designated drivers who's sober at the end up the evening, I won't be making out with any of you guys in the backseat of the car no matter how hot you are.

[GAworth]

I'll have what JCL's having! Even Spongebob himself loves some good, old-fashioned root beer. JSYK though, if I do end up being one of the designated drivers who's sober at the end up the evening, I won't be making out with any of you guys in the backseat of the car no matter how hot you are.

Now that's a darn shame.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I'll assume Presidents / Kings get a back room. Everything talked about there is way, far off the record.

It's midsummer, so I think I will have a cold beer. Make it a Guinness. (I'm not a beer snob, so I won't be requesting anything exotic). And send back a bottle of Brut champagne and a couple bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon. That'll fix us up for a little while. We'll run a tab, of course.

Technically that room is for former presidents...

[LeBron]

I'll have what JCL's having! Even Spongebob himself loves some good, old-fashioned root beer. JSYK though, if I do end up being one of the designated drivers who's sober at the end up the evening, I won't be making out with any of you guys in the backseat of the car no matter how hot you are.

Now that's a darn shame.

Sorry! Nothing against you, but I wouldn't be able to stand the alcohol breath while making out.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I'll have what JCL's having! Even Spongebob himself loves some good, old-fashioned root beer. JSYK though, if I do end up being one of the designated drivers who's sober at the end up the evening, I won't be making out with any of you guys in the backseat of the car no matter how hot you are.

Now that's a darn shame.

Sorry! Nothing against you, but I wouldn't be able to stand the alcohol breath while making out.

Your standards/expectations are way too high...

[free my dawg]

A round of your finest scotch for everyone to celebrate my appointment.

Cheers.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Of course the rat poison cost $5 a glass.

[free my dawg]

Vote for me and I'll buy you a drink.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Look here Mac, I run a Saloon.

Damn it has been five months since I watched Casablanca I cannot remember a good line to throw out here.